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From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.

Table 3

Harry gave a laugh of pure happiness as he allowed himself to soar above the village as Kakashi jumped from rooftop to rooftop carrying Harry on his back.

"Enjoying yourself?" Kakashi called back with a hidden grin as he made sure to keep an eye on where he was jumping.

"It's great!" Harry called back, the tension that he had been holding gone, "This is almost like flying on my broomstick!"

"Oh stop being just a flatter," Kakashi said with a perverted grin, "If you want to ride my broomstick you just have to ask and I'll happily compile...very happily."

"KAKAHI!" Harry cried out in fury as he wacked Kakashi over the head, "I should drag you down to that shop we passed that's full of female clothing and make you wear them...maybe make you use Naruto's sexy no justu to transform yourself into a female too...but then again you might like it."

Kakashi sweatdroped behind his mask, "Harry...you better be nice to me...I am carrying you on my back as we jump over the rooftops...I could just drop you."

Kakashi waited a few minutes only to nearly miss his step as he heard a sob come from Harry.

"You wouldn't drop me would you?" Harry asked the tone of his voice making it clear to Kakashi that he was trying not to cry, "I mean I was having fun, I felt so peaceful with you up here on the rooftops and..."

"Don't cry," Kakashi begged, "I mean you don't have to worry! I won't drop you! I know all the basics of roofjumping and I've got all these...possibilities in my mind...that we could err...think of new ways to do things!"

"They should lock you up with chains and throw away the key," Harry said, his voice drifted to Kakashi's ears, "Maybe I should find one of those crystals that can stop ninja's from being able to use their chakra."

Kakashi gulped, "But Harry...please...I didn't mean to say what I did! I'd feel...hollow without my chakra! Harry, please!"

"You know I could write a book," Harry said with a small smile.

Kakashi blinked a couple of times in confusion.

"How to make an insane ninja quit what his doing and bow before you," Harry said as he gave Kakashi a twisted smile, "How to get the most perverted ninja to abandon what his doing to do anything for you."

It took Kakashi a few seconds before what Harry had said sunk into him, "You little cheat," Kakashi said with his one eyed smile as he chucked Harry up in the air and caught him, "I should throw you up in the air and let you go 'splat' like a bug."

"Yeah and maybe you can help me in making a design for the front cover of the book," Harry said with a grin as he pulled out a small ball from one of his pockets, "But as we've stopped on such a nice roof and it is just a nice day..."

Kakashi watched in confusion as Harry threw the small ball in the air and looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Well?" Harry asked as he continued to play with the small ball, "I'm waiting or are you waiting for some ninja's to suddenly come out of the mist and get the ball for you doggy?"

"Doggy!" Kakashi cried as he looked at Harry in shock, if he didn't have his mask on then Harry would be able to see Kakashi's mouth meeting the floor.

"That's right," Harry said with a cheeky grin at Kakashi's rage, "I thought you'd like to masquerade as my pet dog...heard you seem to like that sort of thing...through I only see you as a big brother Kakashi so you won't be getting any from me!"

Kakashi's eyes went as wide as dinner plates, "WHO TOLD YOU THAT! WHOEVER IT WAS THEY LIE!"

***At the ninja academy in Iruka's office***

"See you all tomorrow," Iruka said with a smile, "Have a good day."

With that Iruka was left to the silence of his office only to find himself seenzeing.

"Bless you," Iruka said as he wiped his nose with a tissue, "I wonder who's talking about me."

***Back with Kakashi and Harry on the rooftops***

"Well I don't want to imagine what your sex life is like," Harry said with a shudder as he wrapped his arms around himself in comfort, "I want to keep my mind clean of those thoughts thank you very much."

"Why you little demon," Kakashi cried as he grabbed Harry and began racing through the rooftops with a madly laughing Harry on his back.

To Be Continued...

Hope this fic is alright, I'm still sorry that it's not the planned 550 chapters. Hope you enjoyed some Friendship fluff between Kakashi and Harry!