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From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.
Table 4
Harry gave a wince as he watched Naruto develop his newest prank, "Naruto...you do know that this could explode at any moment right?"
Naruto looked up from what he was doing and gave Harry a large fox like grin, "Exactly! I'll show those idiots who to mess with! How dare they take away my plant! It wasn't hurting anyone!"
Harry decided not to say anything about the plant eating ANUB's no matter if they were new ANUB or ones that had been ANUB's for ages.
"I don't know where those ANUB ninja's went, it's a total mystery to me but I know it wasn't my plant," Naruto continued to rant with a bitter look on his face, "Nor do I know how that ninja got a fractured ankle...hell why are they even trying to get into my apartment through the window in the first place!"
Silence washed over them, Harry felt that Naruto did have a valid point there.
"And you're doing this opposed to doing a prank like making them think their underwear is ancient and they haven't changed it yet because..."
Naruto poked the small box in his hand carefully, "Because I want to see their misery and what I've done so far like painting the village, stink bombs and taking their clothes isn't enough...they took away my plant!"
Harry gave a groan; it seemed that there was no way of talking Naruto out of it so he might as well join in and make sure Naruto didn't take things a bit too far.
"Is this practical? What about the delirium gas?" Harry asked nervously, "Wasn't it a struggle? I mean with the gas?"
Naruto gave a small hum as he grabbed a screwdriver and began to tighten a screw, "It was hard but I did it! I will get my revenge!"
"Naruto..." Harry said with a sweat-drop, "You know you sound like an evil genius with that laugh."
"You think?" Naruto asked as he reached over and grabbed a nut, "I've been practicing to get it just right for our Festival."
"Festival?" Harry asked in confusion, "What do you mean?"
Naruto put the screw driver down and grabbed a wrench, "I've decided that it's time to collect what they owe me."
Harry tilted his head to the side in confusion, "Naruto what are you on about?"
"We're going to invent our own festival; it'll be to celebrate pranking! And the idiots owe me a new plant!"
"Oh Naruto," Harry groaned, "Where did you dream up this idea from? Can't you just go and buy another plant?"
"It's not the same if I go and buy another plant," Naruto ranted, "The idiots have digged their own graves and they're deep, very deep. They'll be avoiding me like a disease for a proper reason after this prank."
"So you want them to buy you a new plant?" Harry asked as he passed Naruto a screw, "Your doing great with that project, wasn't it hard to build? I mean you did set a date for the completion of it which is very close..."
"Yeah, they wouldn't be expecting me to get my own back on them so soon!" Naruto said as he tried to find a missing tool, "Harry, have you seen the hammer? I've lost it."
"It's next to your left knee," Harry pointed out, "And just how to you plan to carry out you little 'mission'? I mean what are you going to do? Paint a tattoo on your face so no one can recognise you then go into the ANUB building and hide the device in a hole in the stone walls?"
Naruto paused for a few seconds, "You know your idea flows better than mine, I pictured me using a justu to change how I look and to play on the stupidity of the ANUB ninja's."
"I still can't work out how you're going to get them to taste the sea just by what you've created in that device but..." Harry trailed off as he looked nervously around Naruto's room, "Don't you think that we should think twice before pranking the hell out of the ANUB?"
"They didn't just take my plant," Naruto said darkly as he looked Harry in the eyes, "They also took your stuff toy rabbit."
"What," Harry cried as he stood up quickly, "Not Mr. Snuggle-huggley-bunny!"
Naruto nodded his head sadly, "The very one, it seems that there's a rumour going around that your stuff toy rabbit and my plant was plotting world domination."
"That's it," Harry said as fire appeared in his eyes, "They can take our chocolate, they can take our ramen but NO ONE touches our plants or stuff toys!"
With that Naruto and Harry joined together in a victory pose and cried out, "To the freedom of Stuff toys and plants!"
To Be Continued...
Hope you like the new way of doing this fic and what's happened so far.