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From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.

Just to let you know I started writing this chapter back in September and now I've come back to it so if my writing doesn't flow or seem quite right don't that's why.

Table 6

Harry groaned as he put his head in his hands, "Merlin, this headache is going to be the death of me!"

"Don't worry, you'll get used to it," Ino said with a wave of her hand, "Everyone get's it after their first time."

"You mean all Ninja's go to the opera at least once in their life?" Harry asked as he tried to picture Naruto behaving at an opera, "I can't picture…certain people being able to sit through an entire show."

Ino snorted, "We ninja look upon it as a training activity! It's also helpful for Diplomatic missions."

"Well then I must have gone through your training with you tonight then," Harry said pulling a face, "Wait…that's it. I've decided."

"Decided what?"

"I've decided that you ninja's have rotten karma," Harry said with a grin, "After all you've got to have done something wrong to have an Opera show as part of your training."

"HARRY!" Ino cried out in shock, "We do it because in diplomatic missions we sometimes have to sit through horrible torture called 'music' that our hosts are trying to impress us with! Going to the Opera teaches us how to with stand-"

"The shock of hearing just things coming out a human's mouth," Harry said with a laugh.

Ino gave a cry of anger, "HARRY! I thought you'd enjoy going to see the Opera! That's it!"

Harry gave a yelp of surprise as Ino made a quick move to punch him; it was only luck that allowed him to dodge the punch. Harry gulped as he looked at Ino, she was pissed off and there was nothing more scary then an angry girl…well there was…that would be if the girl was angry at you.

"I should watch what you doing," Harry said as he looked for an escape route, "I mean if you punch something or someone some serious damage could get done!"

"I was only trying to be nice," Ino said, she punched the ground causing a small creator to appear, "How about I make that headache of yours worse?"

Harry gulped, "I think I can manage that on my own thanks, why don't you go and relax? You're sounding a bit frustrated."

"Oh I should murder you and then I'll become a legend that will be known throughout the village!" Ino cried out as she glared at Harry, "I'll never be forgotten."

"Or more likely you'll get arrested for killing me and you'll never return home from being in that jail cell," Harry quipped with a grin only to quickly duck another punch thrown at him from Ino, "That was a close call, thanks for checking that my battle sense are still in top form!"

"You know what would be a total waste?" Ino asked as Harry slowly took a few away from her, "If you would have an accident causing your nose to meet my fist."

"While that would be a tragic event I don't think that it'd be a good idea," Harry said holding his hands up nervously, "I think I'll just got on my little careful of what I say and high spirited happy way while giving you time to calm down."

Ino growled out sounding extremely like an angry wolf, "I rather like the idea of writing down in my memoir about today when I used my new attack, Crunch Fist, and its results."

Harry gulped as he slowly took another few steps backwards, "Now that would be interesting but wouldn't you like to do a proper trial test run? Maybe you can get a ninja watch you to see how you could improve it?"

"While that idea on the whole sounds very interesting," Ino replied stepping towards Harry with a glare, "I think that it will be my pleasure to kick your arse, maybe you'll become friends with my fist."

Harry gulped and looked for a way to escape, "You know what? You don't want to spoil just a beautiful night on this wonderful planet we call Earth so why don't we just wash our hands of the whole thing?"

Ino punched her first into the palm of her other hand threateningly, "I will have you moaning in pain as I crush you for insulting me when I tried to help you!"

"Oh?" Harry said with sudden confusion, "Ino I thought you was trying to kill me not seduce me."

"That's it! I'll make sure that the blight of a lightning bolt on your forehead isn't the only one on your body when I'm done with you!" Ino cried out in anger as she threw a punch at Harry.

"Now now don't be like that," Harry said ducking Ino's punch, "You could hurt someone acting like this, mainly me!"

"That's the whole idea," Ino growled out as she looked at Harry with fire in her eyes, "I'll crush you!"

"Why don't we read one of those backwards comic books that Sai was showing me the other day?" Harry suggested through the look he was getting from Ino caused him to run away.

'Well this ends the Opera fiasco' Harry thought as he ran away from an angry Ino 'I wonder what will happen when Naruto takes me to see the strippers.'

Until the next prompt...

Sorry for so long without any updates but I was taking part in NaNoWri and didn't get much time to sit down and write until now. I should have more regular updates from now on depending if Real Life lets me.