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From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.

Table 7

Harry let out a squeal of joy as Kiba handed him an apple, "Thank you Kiba but I still don't see how it's going to be one."

Harry and Kiba were currently suffering from boredom thanks to the fear of several villagers who had worried about a rumour of an attack that would be happening at sunset only there was one problem. The expected attack wasn't supposed to happen for another eight hours making Kiba and Harry board out of their minds.

"Well if you waited for a second while I find a knife to carve with I can fulfil your wish and turn that apple into an apple ship," Kiba said as he rummaged through his weapons pouch, "I'm afraid I don't have a cooking knife, that's too expected for a ninja to carry."

Harry raised an eye brow, "Then what do you have that's like a knife?"

"This," Kiba said pulling out a shrunken, "Is what I shall use! Now watch and learn!"

Harry watched as Kiba began to peel the apple, "Kiba...you know that you're going to anger Dawn when she sees what you've done to her apples."

"It's only going to be one," Kiba said as he continued to carve the apple, "I mean she'll feel a sense of nostalgia at the sight of me carving this apple!"

"She is?" Harry asked in surprise, "And here I thought it would just result in your dismal from this mission and for your blood to run."

"Well I'll give her a show by dancing the Tango!" Kiba cried out as he looked closely at the apple, "She'll be so impressed with my dancing skills I'll be redeemed in her eyes so much that Dawn will want me to-"

"Be poisoned and drop down dead?" Harry asked as he looked down to the apple, "You know, that apple really is beginning to look like a ship."

"Of course it is!" Kiba said with a dog like grin, "Dawn will be so impressed she will ask me to do another carving from an apple to show her how it's done!"

"Yeah and maybe she'll even give you a kiss and admit to having a secretcrush on you," Harry said with a roll of his eyes, "She'll then ask you to retire from being a Shinobi and become her assistanthere in the apple orchard."

"I wonder if being profane will..." Kiba muttered to himself before shaking his head, "Never mind, I'll stay a Shinobi! I'll destroy anyone who tries to carry out an evil scheme to destroy the apples!"

Harry decided to stay quiet and watch Kiba continuing to carve the apple into a ship, he had no idea where Kiba had gotten the skill of apple carving but it was impressive.

'I guess that Kiba had to do something on those missions where he had to stay out alone all night' Harry thought as he watched Kiba 'Through I think his not noticed how his caused Dawn to suffer from imitationbecause of his loud nature.'

"This apple will deceive people into thinking that it's a real ship!" Kiba cried out as pieces of apple began to fly away from him, "With how soft yet hard I can make this apple ship everyone will be amazed!"

"Will you take Dawn to Athens in that boat?" Harry asked kindly, he was seriously starting to double guess Kiba's mental state, "Or take her to stay for a few days in an old English castle?"

"Harry I didn't know you were into Taboo," Kiba said with a grin as he finished off the apple ship.

"Taboo?" Harry asked in confusion.

"Yeah, it's forbidden to go outside of the hidden villages unless you've got permission from the high-ups," Kiba said as he blew the odd bits of apple away, "I was thinking more along the lines of taking Dawn to the library."

"Alright," Harry said with a sigh, "Oh and nice apple boat by the way."

Kiba puffed his chest out proudly, "Thanks Harry, think that Dawn will want to go on a boat ride in my new apple ship with me?"

Harry nodded his head; well he guessed that from the Shinobi he had seen that you had to be crazy on some level. Being crazy seemed to be a requirement if you wanted to be a Shinobi.

Until the next prompt...

I don't mean to insult anyone with saying that Naruto characters are insane, if I did I'm sorry.