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"Enlighten us." Snape commanded in harsh voice.

Marie twiddled her thumbs, nervous about how they would react. "Well, you guys will have to suffer through one more portal before you can actually have some rest." There were a large amount of groans and muttered complaints when she said this, so she had to raise her voice above the din. "What I propose is that we go into a...fanfiction." Silence. "I..I know it isn't very palatable for most of you, but it is a must! If we managed to land ourselves into a simply horrid one, then even the Sues won't want to follow us." She reasoned.

"How can we be sure this will work?" Asked Frodo. "Usually Gandalf can't tell where we're going to end up next. How can we make sure we get to one?"

Marie thought for a second, then perked up. "We could go into Reality and create a portal on the Internet!" She said excitedly.

"That could work." Gandalf said approvingly. "Alright, let's do it!"

Merry nudged Pippin. "Hear that, Pip?" He whispered in his cousin's ear. "We're gonna get to go to Reality and everyone knows real girls love a nice Hobbit!"

"And I thought Seventh Years were randy." Snape's tone was cold. "Stop your antics. This is not the time to go chasing after a prospective bed-mate. You will focus, understand?" The two Hobbits took the time to glance from him, to each other, then back again, and nodded. They both sighed in disappointment.

Pippin shrugged."Eh, maybe next time, Merry."

Snape rolled his eyes. "Can we get on with this, Miss Radcliffe? I really would like to face the pain of this now and be done with it all."

"It won't hurt you to go into Reality."

"It won't?" Sam said incredulously. "Why not?"

"I haven't the slightest clue, but it doesn't. It's the going to Canons that give me headaches and I suppose that means it won't drain you as much as switching from AC to AC will."

"Why don't we just stay there then?"

Marie coughed, and looked down. "Because if you stayed there too long it would destroy you."

Jack jumped in. "'ow much time can we spend there withou' tha' 'appenin'?"

"I suppose around twenty minutes. It would be a 'get in, and get out' kind of thing. If I concentrated on getting to my place, then it wouldn't be a problem." She turned to Gandalf. "Do you think you could do that?"

"Of course, I've been sending you home and bringing you here for over two years, remember?" He looked almost insulted.

She blushed. "Sorry."

"Accepted." Then he reached for his staff from his bed and slammed it down onto the floor. Instantly, there was a glowing white portal. "Hop in."

Marie helped Gimli and Snape stand and disappeared through the portal first. Hatter with Aragorn, Pippin and Merry and Liz went next. Until, finally, they were all through the portal.