Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.
From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.
Table 10
"Why do I have to go on this mission with you for?" Harry asked from his hiding spot within the trees, "I bet you could do this mission by yourself."
Anko shrugged, "I guess I could, through it wouldn't be as much fun if you weren't here."
Harry simply raised an eyebrow, "You could win against them in a fight without even trying so I know you don't need my help so what is this really about?"
"Okay, you've caught me; I really want you to be here so you can check out some of these men out with me and pick one for me," Anko grudgingly admitted, "For some reason I lose my men, sometimes I poison them while other times I stand on their hands with my full body weight."
"Is this Anko code for 'Harry I've dragged you all the way out here on a mission just so we can go boyfriend hunting?" Harry asked in a cynical tone.
"That's right, I need the best man out there, one that's clever and won't run away as soon as he see's my chair," Anko said as she began to make a list.
Harry gave a deep sigh, "I still think you should get rid of that chair Anko, I mean even I don't want to sit in it," Harry shuddered, "I don't know how you can think of that thing as cute and besides why don't you just show the men your bust? The one who doesn't stop to drool at them and talk to you and look at your face is the right one.
"You might not condemn my chair Harry but I must have it! I created the chair; it's a great way of testing how strong a man is!" Anko whispered to Harry with an almost pout, "Using the chair helps to reduce the competition there is!"
"Competition?" Harry deadpanned with a raised eyebrow, "Anko no one is queuing up to be your boyfriend, or mine, I think you need to get rid of the requirement you have about them sitting in that chair? You're scaring them off, I swear that they should us that chair of yours in the T and I, I bet you they'll get a lot more information out of those criminals if they did."
Anko growled and wacked Harry around the head, "Idiot, I like my chair, its kinky and if those idiot men stopped being so weak and just did as I said then maybe I could find a boyfriend."
Harry simply shook his head at Anko and turned his attention back to the Shinobi who were staggering around below them half drunk. As they laid in wait Harry found himself wishing for Anko to hurry up and finish the mission so he could get out of here and be free of her, he wanted to get away from her a fast as possible before she got a chance to put him in that chair.
"Those men are a load of twits anyway," Anko mumbled quietly to Harry as they watched their enemy below, "They look to be nothing more than your average load of idiots, Harry...can I kill them?"
"No you can't," Harry said with a sigh, "You've got to remember to keep control and remember that we've got to bring at least three of these men back for questioning, maybe the information they give us will help to save a lot of people."
Anko shrugged her shoulders and sighed, "Harry, Harry, Harry, after you've been in this business as long as I you'll know this too but I'm afraid you've been lied too."
"What?" Harry squawked, "What do you mean? How do you know for sure?"
Anko smirked, "It's all in the language they used, I bet they used words like idealism and realistic when they were discussing this mission with you right?"
Harry slowly nodded his head, his eyes narrowing with each word Anko spoke.
"Well then I'm afraid you've been had," Anko said with a lazy shrug as she made herself more comfortable in the tree, "We've just been sent here to watch what these idiots are doing and if it's a danger to the village then kill them while bringing a few back alive."
Harry silently groaned into his hands, "I should of known, now that you put it that way Anko...those stupid village people just wanted to see if I a threat to the village and their businesses."
"Got it in one, if you haven't noticed with all the signs about you yet Harry this path were on is a busy route that merchants use to take their products between villages," Anko said with a knowing smirk, "They just wanted us to check out the path to make sure that it's still safe for them to use."
"Which is why you wanted to bring me along to look at hot guys," Harry said darkly as he glared down at the people below him, "What should I do?"
"What should you do?" Anko asked enjoying herself, "Well I'd say you better get used to it because when those idiots back in the village finds out how well you follow orders...do you really think they'll let you go that easily?"
Silence passed between the two for a few minutes, the only sounds that could be heard were the cries of the men below them or the wind rushing through the trees. After a while Harry took a deep sigh and carefully stood up while making sure not to lose his balance.
"Harry?"
"I'll be right back Anko," Harry simply said as he got ready to jump out of the tree, "And I promise to keep two of them alive."
Anko gave a large grin as she watched Harry jumped down out of the tree and pulled out his wand. Maybe things wouldn't be so boring on this mission after all.
Until the next prompt...