Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.

From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.

Table 11

"Are you sure that this is a good idea Sai?" Harry asked as he looked from the cans of paint to the wall in front of them, "How will this get anyone's attention?"

"Nartuo's Artistic streak got him lots of attention when he was younger," Sai said simply as he grabbed one of the two paint brushes, "So you doing this should get you the attention of the person you desire."

"Your idea makes sense but isn't this kind of reckless?" Harry asked as he looked around, "I mean we're hanging from this building with only two bits of ropes and a wooden board keeping us up."

"You could just fly us back up to the top with your broomstick and look like the brave hero saving my life," Sai said simply as he opened up the lid of the paint can, "The person who you are trying to get the attention of would see the act as kind and heroic, then after they disappear to have a stiff drink they will come back and make a declaration of love to you while they blush madly."

"I don't think it's going to work like that," Harry said nervously as he watched Sai continue to open the many paint cans, "I don't think that this will lead us down the path we want Sai..."

"You only think like that because you are so naive," Sai said simply, "Besides at the end of our painting session we will have only altered the picture on the wall."

Harry took a deep breath and pictured Tusanda sitting behind her desk with a look on her face that was a crossover between amusement, pride and anger while she watchedthem both carefully while telling them their punishment, knowing Tusanda he'd properly have to cook her up something to eat in her kitchen while wearing a skirt.

"What are you so deep in thought about?" Sai asked as he blew his hair out of his face, "I need to talk to Pink about having my hair trimmed."

Harry couldn't help the small chuckle that came to his lips, it always amused him the nicknames that Sai had come up with for his team mates and people he knew to show 'affection' towards them.

"I was thinking it wouldn't be wise to paint the building like this, why don't we wait for someone who knows what they're doing or hire a Genin team to do this while we watch?"

Sai paused in his action, "While you are correct Harry do you think that the one whose attention you are trying to get will kneel at your feet shouting out how much they love you or will they be rewarding and praising the Genin Team for a job well done?"

Harry let out a low growl and glared at the wall, "No, I would rip up that Genin Team's mission paperwork before they would find out and replace it with one of those little orange books that everyone around here seems to like so much while I paint the wall."

"Then let us get painting then," Sai said as he looked over the many colours of paint, "Now then what colours do you think?"

"How about bright neon green?" Harry suggested as he pointed to the tin of bright neon green paint, "It is the favourite colour of the person who I am trying to get attention of and it will be harder for everyone to erase the sight of this building painted bright neon green from their minds compared to if we just painted the building a red colour or a sandy colour."

"Bright neon green is my favourite colour too," Sai said with a nod of his head.

As Harry watched Sai begin to paint the Hokage's building a bright neon green he could not help the blush that appeared on his face or stop himself from licking his lips as Sai's top raised up causing Sai's navel to show.

Realising what was happening Harry blushed bright neon red and looked up at the sky just as a group of swallows flew past.

"Ah...Sai?" Harry asked nervously.

"Yes Harry?" Sai said not looking away from his painting.

"Do you...do you want to go out and buy some footsies with me after here?" Harry blurted out while going bright red.

Sai paused and turned to look at Harry with a confused look on his face, "You want me to join you while you buy yourself new socks?"

"Never mind, never mind," Harry muttered as he groaned.

"Yes Harry," Sai said simply as he turned back to painting.

Harry let out a groan and couldn't help but think 'What a bad chat up line, it was like something Dumbledore would say!'

Until the next prompt...