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"TISH! TISH!" Gomez Adams came bursting through the door to their kitchen, almost bumping into Pugsley who was on his way to his sister's room with a huge carving knife to play. He avoided him at the last minute with his typical agility, managing a to do a high-jump over the boy.
Mortisha was helping Grandma to brew an ominous, slimy, potion in the cauldron on the blackened stove. She took one look at her flustered husband, and raised a calm eyebrow. "Granny,would you mind adding the newt's tails while I attend to Gomez?" Granny nodded and cackled, reaching into the cupboard.
"Tish!" Gomez said again, placing a kiss upon her knuckles and working his way up her arm. "Tish...my darling,..my sweet, sweet nightshade.."
"You came here to flatter me, mon cher?" Mortisha asked prettily, causing Gomez to groan loudly.
"Tish, no..please, have mercy..you know what French does to me.." He begged, kissing her arm repeatedly.
"Then, what is it? Has Lurch let Thing scare the neighbors again?"
"No, no my beloved. It seems we have visitors!" He said excitedly as he lit a cigar using the fire from the stove.
"Visitors!" Exclaimed Granny. "Do you think they would like to stay for dinner? I make wonderful Beer-battered Tentacles."
"Where are these visitors?" Inquired Mortisha. "You haven't left them standing outside, I hope. It would be terribly rude."
Gomez shook his head. "No, my dear. They were unconcious just outside the gates. I had Lurch bring them in. Right now they are having a lay-in. We gave them each an individual, lovely coffin."
Mortisha smiled. "Are you sure that Fester won't mind them borrowing his coffin collection? He is very touchy about his collections."
Gomez waved a dismisive hand and talked around his cigar. "I asked, he said it was fine as long as they didn't disturb the spiders. He loves their webs and won't abide them moving out."
"Well, inform me when they wake up." Granny piped in. "I need a new taste-tester. Lurch refuses to sample my potions after the last one made him grow daisies out his ears." They all grimaced. Daisies were dispicable.