Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.
From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.
Table 15
"Can't either of you just listen to me?" Harry asked with a sigh as he looked at the two arguing over him, "Why can't we all just calm down and discuss this like calm adults?"
"Harry is mine!" Naruto cried out in anger, "You better stay away from him!"
"Or what?" Lee asked with a glare as he posed showing off his youthful appearance in his green spandex, "Harry belongs to me, you are not youthful enough!"
"I am! At least I'm not a green monster!" Naruto cried out angrily, "I bet your just jealous that you might get Harry killed by the enemy with the outfit your wearing!"
"My outfit?" Lee cried out in anger, "Your one to talk my very unyouthful friend! Your outfit is so bright an enemy could see you sixteen miles away; your outfit is the mark of a rookie ninja and should be torn into a million pieces!"
"At least with my outfit I don't look like some endangered animal!" Naruto cried back, "Harry will be my lover! I'll make sure that he ignores you and-"
"Harry will never me your lover!" Lee cried out cutting Naruto off, "He wants a normal lover, someone who can give him a large family and lots of children!"
"Then I must be looking at an illusion then as all I see in front of me is a frog," Naruto said cried out in anger, "And what's wrong with the colour orange?"
Harry groaned into his hands as he watched Naruto and Lee argue, "Good grief, I'm not some shy blushing maiden who needs protecting."
"Yes you are!" both Naruto and Lee cried out together at Harry.
"You are a kind person, you hide your true strength until it is needed, you move gracefully as if you are dancing," Lee said with a goofy smile on his face.
Naruto nodded his head in agreement, "You are worth more than those jealous idiots who try to steal plants out of your garden and put them in your own, they are hardly worth your time!"
"I wonder if I could knock them out using a lamp, and run for it," Harry muttered to himself as he watched Naruto and Lee look at him dreamily, "And Naruto, Lee, the quantity of what is taken from my garden is one plant every four days and it's stopped since I submitted a form to the council informing them of the matter."
"But with me at your side Harry you won't have to submit any forms to the council ever again," Lee cried out as he struck his famous pose, "I am amorous about you Harry!"
"Do you even know what the word 'amorous' means?" Harry asked, hoping to find some way out of this argument.
"It means to be passionate and affectionate," Naruto said smugly, "I looked it up on my computer."
Taking a deep sigh Harry watched as Naruto and Lee began to argue over him, he just couldn't believe that these two did not take the hint about him already being taken nor did they listen to him when he had basically shouted it in their face.
"Neji's parents better let me drink some strong wine after this," Harry muttered to himself as he rubbed his head, he was developing a bad headache due to Naruto's and Lee's shouting.
"And what has got you so moody then?" a familiar voice asked from behind Harry, "Does it have anything to do with what's going on between Naruto and Lee?"
"Neji!" Harry cried out happily as he turned around to face his lover, "What took you so long?"
"I'm sorry love, I had to make sure that everything was perfect for when I brought you home," Neji said as he pulled Harry into a hug, "Are you ready to meet my clan? Are you nervous?"
"No love," Harry answered as he snuggled into Neji's hold as motioned to the arguing Naruto and Lee, "If I can take over an hour of these two fighting over who will be my 'lover' I think I can deal with your family."
Chuckling Neji nodded his head and turned to the two arguing Shinobi, "Naruto, Lee."
"Neji?" Naruto asked as he quickly turned to see who had called to him, "What are you doing here?"
"My youthful team mate!" Lee cried out with a large grin on his face, "Are you here to help me convince Harry that he is my lover?"
"Not quiet Lee," Neji said with a grin, "I just thought I'd let you both know just who Harry belongs to."
With that Nji kissed Harry.
Until the next prompt...
Just three more chapters to go of this fic, then I'll be doing a three chapter fic as a sequel to this fic where one of the other HP characters come to visit Harry and they remember their precious memories, just like Harry. Not sure if I'll be doing Severus Snape, Dumbledore, Sirius Black or Remus Lupin yet through.