own none of the characters except my OC. Gimli and Marie are currently picking out drapes...why a Dwarf would need drapes when he lives underground is a mystery yet to be solved...would anyone like to attempt to crack that nut?

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Austin Powers stared down at the collection of people who had just dropped in on his shag pad. He hadn't been expecting a party. And it seems, that while he was gone visiting his brother , that they'd gone had a good time without him...he hadn't known that was possible.

He growled in appreciation when he noticed the two girls. Now there was a prospective shag. All he had to do was work a bit of the patented Powers charm on them and..well, best not to drool over an unconcious babe. It was kinda creep-a-delic. "Man, I'm in deep shit." He said as he grinned. He glanced in the mirrors that hung all over the room. "But I'm still the male sex symbol, yeah, baby!"

[Two hours later]

Marie woke up to find herself dazzled by the amount of color. A disco ball hung right over her head and it twinkled merrily as if mocking her. She'd never wanted to slap an inanimate object more in her life than she did at that moment. She sat up, holding her stomach as it protested the sudden motion. Then she noticed it. She was lying on *pink* shag carpeting. "Oh, no." She didn't take the time to take a look around her, she just found the nearest chair and climbed up on it, attempting to escape the dreaded color. She hissed at it, having found something that was even more detestable than the mother-fudging disco ball spinning lazily overhead.

"Hey, baby, what's up with you?" An unfamiliar voice said. It sounded male and had a heavy British accent. She glanced up and saw a thin man with brown hair, glasses, and a red and yellow pinstriped suit staring at her.

"Your...carpet..is..fudging..PINK!" She screeched.

"Yeah? So?" He said.

"I HATE PINK!" She shouted. "If I could, I would gather up all the pink in the world and make a gigantic bonfire. Light it, then dance around it singing 'Disco Inferno'."

The man grinned and she winced. His teeth were in worse condition than Snape's! "I've got Gloria Gaynor if you like Disco, love. No need to build a bonfire for that to happen."