Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.
From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.
Table 16
"What do you two think you're doing?" Harry called out in anger, "What right do you have to ambush me while I'm football with Kiba, drag me back home, tie me up and start going through my wardrobe!"
"We did offer," Ino said as she totally ignored Harry's anger, "It's not our fault that your...words... have left you in this situation."
"This situation," Harry said with a glare at Ino, "I thought something like this would be against the law."
"It is!" Sakura cried out from where she was going through Harry's pyjamas, "To have so many none fashionable and ugly clothes are against the fashion law!"
Harry groaned in despair, "I don't care about the fashion laws, I like my clothes how they are so why can't you just leave me be?"
"Nope, can't let that happen Harry," Ino answered as she scanned over Harry's clothes, "You know how hard it is to try and find something that isn't horrible or covered in grime or has a label worth anything on your clothes?"
"Knowing me you won't find any," Harry said with a tight smile on his face, "When I go shopping I get clothes that are comfortable, not clothes that'll cut off my blood flow."
"But Harry," Sakura moaned as she continued to search through Harry's clothing, "Clothes can be comfortable and fashionable at the same time."
"I agree with Sakura on this one Harry," Ino said as she agreed with her comrade, "We tried giving you all sorts of hints but like most males your a tenacious person, so we decided to do things the hard way."
"I'm not stubborn," Harry said with a pout, "I just don't let people push me about, besides what brought this all on? I mean don't you find this all a bit obscure?"
"Nope," was the joint reply Harry got from Sakura and Ino.
"Try not to panic Harry, we know we've got you in a tight bind here but it is for your own good," Sakura said kindly as she continued to poke about Harry's clothes, "I know that what we're about to do might seem endless but it's not, you'll have lots of fun."
"In a bind?" Harry said slowly as he looked at Sakura in disbelief, "I feel like a packet of sardines at the moment with how you've tied me up to the bed post!"
"Well you wouldn't stop trying to escape and screaming nonsense about creepy females breaking into your house," Ino huffed as she glared at Harry, "You're just in denial about how horrible your clothes are!"
"My clothes are fine; I don't need either of you to sort out clothes," Harry said as he tried to get free, "Why don't you do something besides playing with my wardrobe like finding out about your lineage or how about going shopping for jewellery, I heard that the local jewellers are having a sale on their rings."
Sakura shot Harry a glare through narrow eyes, "Nice try but we're not going to fall for it Harry, you need a whole new wardrobe, I'm being genuine about this, I've noticed that some of your clothes, all of yours has either been ruined in a fight and most of them look like they'd fit a baby elephant."
"Whale," Harry corrected automatically, "They where my cousins before mine."
"What!" Ino cried out in shock, "Do you mean to say that you've never had your own clothes?"
"So?" Harry mubbled as he looked away, "I don't know what the problem is with that."
"I think it's time to introduce Harry to the more luxurious clothes," Sakura said to Ino with a glint in her eyes, "Don't you think he'll look cute in a dress!"
"I am not wearing a dress!" Harry cried out in shock as he missed the look of amusement dancing in Ino's and Sakura's eyes, "I'd rather roll in a puddle of mud then jump into a bag of bright pink feathers and sing the 'I'm a little teapot' song while being filmed!"
Laughter broke out in the bedroom between Ino and Sakura through as they slowly calmed down Harry saw the evil look in their eyes were still there.
"Sorry Harry," Sakura said with a fake sorry look, "But you're going to be getting a new wardrobe."
Ino gave Harry a large shark like grin, "Weather you like it or not."
Until the next prompt...