Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.

From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.

Table 17

Harry let out a low groan and shot a glare at Kakashi, "What is it with people suddenly appearing in my home and dragging me through the streets?"

"Don't be like that," Kakashi said with a one eyed smile at Harry, "What we are about to do is necessary, this needs to be done or else there will be problems with our finances so please go along with this Harry."

"Our finances?" Harry asked with a shocked and confused look on his face, "What are you on about?"

"Death is part of my job description Harry," Kakashi said as he missed the look Harry was giving him, "No matter how much I practice my skills or my routine health checks, being a ninja means my life is on the line, it could be over very quickly."

"Yes," Harry said slowly as he processed Kakashi's words, "I have been through a war myself, I've defeated Lord Voldermort Kakashi, I know what is like to be both a survivor and a killer."

Kakashi nodded his head as he continued to drag Harry through the streets, "I know you understand Harry, but the thing is if I die while doing a mission I'm worried that I'll leave you vulnerable and alone, who knows what sort of horrible obnoxious people will come to you trying to take my spot!"

"Kakakshi, no one could take your place," Harry said with a roll of his eyes, "Knowing you you'd give them an ultimatum if they ever tried to take your place when you died, if they don't manage to fulfil the conditions then they wouldn't be able to become my new lover."

"Awwww Harry, you know me so well," Kakashi said in a melodramatic way as he wiped a fake tear from his eye, "It warms my heart to know I'm surrounded by people who love me. Your love makes me feel all happy and gooie inside, because of your kind words my self-respect and self confidence has gone through the roof."

"Yeah, you have bad self confidence as much as I have a yearning to ask Mr. and Mrs. Weasley if I can have permission to take Ginny on a romantic date someday."

"You better not," Kakashi growled out in anger as his eyes flashed dangerously, "If you do that I'll have some check if you're still sane."

"Living here with all of you?" Harry said with a dry look on his face, "I lost my sanity the moment I walked into this village."

"Well I thought you would have guessed from the photograph in the brochure that the village isn't a normal village," Kakashi said with a raised eyebrow, "That reminds me, I've been wondering just how you got here? You won't tell anyone."

Harry went bright neon red, "I was a vacancy for a job here and that part of the agreement if I got the job was they would supply me with a place to live and a plaid shirt, which is apparently a uniform for the company and after some long distance interviews I got the job so I came here."

"I sort of guessed that Harry but what I wanted to know is just how you got here," Kakashi said as they ducked and weaved through the crowds.

"I meet a hitchhiker one day, we got talking and in the end after talking about everything and anything, I told him about the core problem I was having and they suggested about moving and getting away from it all," Harry said as a blush appeared on his face, "So thanks to my magic I put on a glamour and made my way here."

Kakashi slowly nodded his head, "I think you don't need these glamours to make you look glamorous Harry."

"T-Thank you Kakashi," Harry said as he went bright neon red, "W...well, I enjoyed travelling here and I savoured every moment, I didn't have to worry about someone throwing a curse at me behind my back, I felt less vulnerable too...it was wonderful and then...and then I arrived here."

"And you found out that we could sense you where wearing these glamour's and we didn't care about what you looked like or you're past," Kakashi said as he tightened his hand around Harry's.

"Yeah, it was a shock to me," Harry admitted sheepishly, "The first few days here are a bit scratchy for me to try and remember, all I do remember is doing lots of paperwork."

"Yes, that is basically all I saw you doing for your first three months here," Kakashi said with a chuckle as he scanned the row of shops in front of them.

"Yeah, I had a bad headache after doing all of that paperwork," Harry said as he winced in memory of the headache, "Meditation and pain killers where my best friend after dealing with all that paperwork."

"Ah Ha!" Kakashi cried out happily as they came to a stop in front of a brightly coloured shop, "We're here Harry!"

Blinking in confusion Harry looked around Kakashi to see a sweet shop with a large sign outside saying they had a special sale on brittle toffee.

"I thought you wanted to go and get your finances in order?" Harry asked in confusion as he looked at the sweet shop, "Shouldn't we be going to a bank?"

Kakashi grinned as he led Harry into the sweet shop, "Love, you should know by now, look under the underneath."

Until the next prompt...

Next chapter will be the last one in this fic but there will be a sequel, a three chaptered one, like I said before through I'm not sure about a few things yet. Just one more chapter to go until the end of this fic through~