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From now on the prompts for this fic that are in each chapter shall appear in the one shot below like normal but just be bold. I won't say what they are but I will put them in bold so they can be seen.

Table 18

"Never!" Harry cried out as he clinged to the door frame of his front door, "I will never let you do this to me!"

"Harry, this isn't as bad as you make it out to be!" Sakura said with a glare as she crossed her arms, "Tell him Hinata."

"It won't be so bad Harry; do you think that I would be going along with it if it was really that bad?"

Harry paused and watched as Hinata poked the pale flower on her dress nervously, "No, I guess your right there and I guess it would be a good trip to go on."

"That's the spirit Harry!" Ino cried out happily with a large grin on her face, "Once we get to 'The Vault' we'll lure those sexy boys to us and get ourselves a date for-"

"Wait!" Harry cried out in shock as he looked at the girls in front of him, "The Vault? Dates? I thought that we were just going on a little trip to the sea or something?"

"No, we're on a quest not a trip," Ino said with an evil grin, "We're taking you to your first rave Harry, through before that we need to take you to get your hair done and be pampered so you look nice-"

"For all of the predators that are after me for my money, fame and power," Harry said with a glare at the girls, "I am not going to go, I refuse to go through all that pain again, the only thing that those type of people have on their minds is greed or what goes on in their underwear."

"You'll be looking at the world with clarity after we've got you ready for the rave," Sakura said with a grin, "Don't worry Harry, we'll make sure you stay pure for your chosen one, we'll keep on the offensive all the time if it'll make you happy."

"I'm fine as I am thank you very much," Harry said as he tightened his grip on the door frame, "I put my bid in to stay in tonight."

"Then you're out numbered," Ino huffed as she glared at Harry, "Now stop throwing a tantrum, we need to get to The Vault before the line get's too big."

"Your being ingratitude Harry," Sakura said as she poked Harry's side, "You know what will help? The absence of your trousers."

"What!" Harry cried out in shock as he looked at the three girls with large wide eyes, "I like my trousers where they are thank you very much."

"Well if you don't get down and come with us you'll be losing them," Ino said as she poked Harry's leg.

"I...I'd do as they say Harry," Hinata said nervously, "They did the same thing to me, how do you think they managed to get me into this dress?"

"By bribing you with strawberry ice cream," Harry muttered softly causing Hinata to go bright neon red.

"Harry!" Sakura cried out, her temper was growing thin, "If you get down from the door frame and come with us I won't make you have your nails painted."

Harry let out a shocked yelp, "You where planning to get my nails painted? What colour?"

"Pink and blue," Ino admitted as she glared at a sheepish Sakura, "We were trying to keep it a secret until we got to the nail parlour."

"Well I can tell you now that the only place I'll be going tonight is back into my house," Harry said as he looked at the girl's suspiciously, "I do not want to be made a fool of!"

"But Harry," Sakura whined, "It's for a good cause, the Hokage got a message from your Headmaster Dumbledore, apparently he will be coming to see you tomorrow and we want to make sure you're all relaxed and happy."

Hinata slowly nodded her head, "It's why I agreed to come along for in the end, we've all seen how upset and stressed he makes you."

"Fine," Harry said with a sigh as he let go of the door frame, "Just make sure that whatever you do to me pisses him off tomorrow."

The End!

Yayay~ I finally finished this fic :3 I hope you all like what I wrote and had fun reading Harry's 'memories' no matter how bad some of them are. I'm going to be writing a mini sequel to this fic through it'll only have three chapters and it'll be about another HP character's time and memories in the leaf village through I've not decided who yet.

So...Until the next fic or the sequel :3