L: Heyyyyyy
Maka: You really are an idiot, aren't you?
L: Yes, but that is beside the point. NEW CHAPTER!
Maka: Duh,
L: This is why I hate bookworms, always have to rain on the psycho's parade.
Maka: Whatever, L does not own Soul Eater.
L: If I did Tsubaki would have a vertebrae!
Maka: That's cold...
L: (true, though)
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I stare blankly out the window of my room at the golden moon, drooling blood steadily. It's two days before prom and my friends are over for a sleepover… Yippee…
"Let's play a game!" Tsubaki offers innocently… curse her adorable unknowing-ness, she's just opened up the gates of metaphorical teenage hell.
Patty is the first Thomson sister to snatch the opportunity, in an equally innocent way. "TRUTH OR DARE!" She giggle-screams, clutching a stuffed giraffe with it's head partially ripped off.
Liz grins at her sister and nods. "Tsubaki, truth or dare?" She asks Tsubaki this question like it's life or death, which makes Tsubaki automatically nervous (of course, the girl is too sweet for her own good.)
"T-t-truth…" She stutters, unconfident and embarrassed. "I suppose…" Her indigo eyes flicker around the room, unsure of what to look at, even.
I sigh and shoot Liz a warning glare, she grins back at me and with a wink turns her evil-ish blue eyes on poor Tsubaki. "How did Blackstar dump you?" She says. I gape at her, that might feel worse than a kick to the kidneys to the sweet girl…
Then Tsubaki is surrounded by a black aura, a sweet smile on her face and her indigo eyes gleaming with hate. We all back away from her as she takes her hair out of her thin black pony-tail. "The only way Blackstar knows how." Her hair falls to her sides, it's long and dark like shadow-colored silk. "He walked right up to me with his chest puffed out and screamed. 'TSUBAKI, I AM GREATER THAN GOD! SO I DON'T NEED A GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE!" She imitates his voice loudly, and there's thick venom in the words.
Everyone sweat drops, even Patty. Then Tsubaki is surrounded by a very happy energy, and her smile feels more genuine. "And that is how Blackstar broke my heart. Who wants to go next?" She asks sweetly.
My eye twitches, but Patty raises her hand like lightning. Her choppy blond bob flutters as she bounces up and down saying. "Me, me next, me next!"
Tsubaki nods and asks the dreaded question. "Patty, Truth or dare?"
"DARE!" Patty shouts, clutching her giraffe tightly to her chest.
Liz rolls her eyes at her little sister, but then everyone turns their eyes on Tsubaki, again. She thinks about it, tapping a pale finger to her lips in thought. Liz begins twisting a piece of dirty-blond hair between two fingers, pondering her sisters dare. "Hmmm, I dare you to…put on Maka's bra!" She says, I give her an angry wtf look, but she grins. "I'm not calling you flat, okay, B-cup?" She snickers at me.
I glare at her and watch Patty go through my underwear drawer, grabbing out one of my plain bras and frowning. "God, Maka, even your bras are boring!" I throw a book at her head, which lands in a successful Maka chop. "Ouch! Jeez!" She rubs her head and then takes off her hot pink Tang-top, to expose her neon pink and orange pocodot D-cup bra. "Is this thing even gonna fit me?" She asks, Tsubaki has turned away, blushing tomato red, Liz shrugs and I huff to myself about how my chest isn't that small.
Just as Patty was about to un-clasp her bra, the door opens and in the doorway is none other than Soul. "Hey, Maka, did you order piz-" He stops, mouth gaping open and drool falling out. Just then, a spurt of nose-blood and a book flies through the air.
"MAKA CHOP!" I scream, feeling the vein on my head pulse in anger. "SOUL YOU IDIOT!" I scream, jumping up from the floor and slamming the door on him, locking it this time.
Patty didn't even move to cover herself, her head tilted just slightly to the side. Tsubaki might have actually turned a shade brighter red if that's even possible. Liz is laughing her ass off and pounding her fist on the ground. "He has the best timing!" She snorts.
I pick my book up off the floor and she flinches backwards, but doesn't stop laughing. I have half a mind to throw it at her, but I sigh and shrug it off. I look over at Patty to find she's squeezed her breasts into my plain white bra, her neon orange and pink bra discarded on the floor. "I can't breath." She giggles, her boobs are almost spilling out of my bra, I sweatdrop and Tsubaki almost passes out.
Liz laughs harder and wipes tears from her eyes. "Okay, okay!" She tries to breathe between laughing fits. "Maka, your next! Truth or dare?" She asks again with a mostly straight face.
I sigh. "Truth." I'd hate to imagine what she'd make me do if I said dare.
Liz pouts and sighs. "Your no fun~ Maka!" She ponders, tugging on her skimpy black nightgown. "Ehhh, do you like Soul?" She asks with a knowing look in her slate blue eyes.
I feel my face burn and I cross my arms over my NOT FLAT chest. "Uhhh-" I mumble, trying to assure myself of something. "N-no." I feel like Chrona stuttering like this! Jeez! Do I like the guy or not Maka? I'm suddenly unsure…
Tsubaki suddenly comes up to me and looks fired up. "Come on Maka! Everyone knows you and Soul have a thing for each other! Just because Blackstar is as thick as an oak tree, doesn't mean I don't still love him! Come on!" She encourages, causing me to blush deeper.
"But, I-uh, don't really know if I like him or not… I mean, he's my partner and everything…" I can't see Soul liking me, no matter how much I wish he did. (Me: Was that a recognition?)
Liz sighs. "So? Love is love, Maka, and I can see that uber-cute blush right now." She grins at me with a thumbs up. "And in the event that he turns you down, me and Patty will go all Thomson sisters on his ass."
I snicker and smile at them. "No chance, he acts way to cool to want to go out with me." I roll my eyes at them. "Anyways, Liz-" I grin madly "Truth or dare?"
~*:With the guys, an hour after this (Soul's POV):*~
I must have the crappiest luck in the history of man kind. What are the chances of walking in on a slumber party where one of the girls is taking their bra off? (Me: Not that high, but it happens. Soul: Do you ever shut up?)
Not that I didn't enjoy the show, but I would have preferred if Maka were the one standing in the group of girls, shirt-off, creamy skin showing off, blushing strawberry pink as she moved to unclasp her bra- Wow, fantasizing about the girl that gave you a concussion, so cool. I roll my eyes at myself.
It did not escape my attention that my flat-as-a-bored meister slowly acquired decent breasts. I also noticed that they had grown to about the size of my hands, if not bigger. Besides Blair (which can't really count because she's actually a cat) I haven't seen a girl naked. I've seen Maka in nothing but a towel: but never completely naked.
Besides my stupid fantasies, I walked all the way over to Death the Kidd's mansion (per call of Blackstar the stupid) because my apartment is kinda explosive at the moment… I thought Maka was going to chop me right in half…
So now I'm in Kidd's living room listening to them argue about things like symmetry and Blackstar's godly-ness. I roll my eyes at the two idiots in front of me and I feel the need to ask the question- "So none of us have dates to Prom?" Which may be a bad idea.
Blackstar straightens up, puts his hands on his hips in a superman-motion. "I DON'T NEED A DATE! I'M BLACKSTAR! I SURPASSED GOD!" He bursts out in booming laughter, until Kidd comes from behind and smacks him on the back of the head.
"I couldn't find a symmetrical girl to come with me." He says matter-of-factly, then his amber eyes look on me. "What do you mean you don't have a date? Surely you asked Maka." He says like it's the most normal and every-day occurrence that Maka and I would go to a fancy prom together. I wish.
I snort and laugh at him. "That's so uncool, asking out Maka!" I scoff at him. "Please, who would go out with a flat-chested shrimp like her?" I was hoping, no one but me.
He raises an eyebrow at me. "Oh, really? I didn't ask her out only because I thought you had. She's one of the only symmetrical girls at school, you're saying you wouldn't mind if I called her right now and asked her to Prom?" He asks, blatant disbelief on his stupid face.
NO! "Yeah, who cares?" I say coolly, but on the inside the conversation is something like this.
Nice Soul- YOU IDIOT! YOU TOTALLY CARE!
Cool Soul- No way, I'd never go out with that flat-chested girl!
Nice Soul- Stop being stupid! SAY YOU LIKE HER BEFORE KIDD ASKS HER OUT! *smacks Cool Soul upside the head with a frying pan*
I bite my lip and act cool, no showing how I would hate if Kidd asked Maka out and probably throw him off a bridge (Me: He has a flying skateboard, stupid. Soul: Oh, yeah.) or him ending up in a ditch.
He shrugs. "Whatever, it's too late to ask her now. Liz and Patty were going on about how they were going with Maka and Tsubaki and that none of them needed men."
That sounds like Liz… I sigh mentally, out of relief and depression. So now I can't ask Maka out, but at least Kidd can't either. I'll leave it at that before I think up a plot to sweep Maka off her feet at the Prom.
L: TEHEHE! Soul is stupid!
Soul: Shut up.
L: NEVA! Anyways, sorry for all of those who are offended by the flat-chested joke. I think flat chests are Kawaii!
Soul: Cause you have one.
L: JERK!
Soul: (true, though)
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