L: Hello my lovely readers! Sorry for the late-ness but I sorta have a life!
Maka: You have no life.
L: I have multiple lives! I have split-personality disorder!
Maka: Bipolar bitch...
L: True, but MEAN!
Maka: Whatever!
L: Well love you too! Anyways readers, lemon-ish-ness in this chappy! No kids, No dogs, No closetotaku98s (hint, hint)
Maka: L doesn't own Soul Eater (thank you, Shinigami-sama)
L: If I did then Maka wouldn't have pigtails like a dork!
Maka: STFU!
REPLYS TO COMMENTS! (Cause I don't have friends in real life!)
Hitsugaya taicho~ Cool! Then you'd like most of the girls at my school! And i will most-likely end after prom, but if theres enough hype for a squeal! So comment if you want one! Thanks for liking my work!
I am anonymous~ It was good advice, and I'll read some of your work (when I have time off from otaku-ing) and thanks for supporting the flat-chested! We appreciate your donation of admiration! Yeah, flat-chested girls are usually tsudere, like Okami-san, Minami, ect.
Meyome012~ FATE! Hope you had a great prom, and I'll get on with the SoMa lemon soon.
Llamaslayer21~ I live to make people laugh! And I can't help but comment, so here is the next chapter just for you!
HeavenlyAngel34~I can't wait to see either! I love re-reading this stuff when I forget what I wrote!
Canddy~ Yeah! Psychopathic-buddy! Hope you like the chapter.
Deathfairy~ We have a connection! Yay! I bet the dress was awesome!
Miss. ClosetOtaku~ Shut up about your hito-kidie (or however the hell you spell it) but I love chu, NOW DON'T READ THIS, or don't complain about me not warning you later.
I wake up from sleeping with one eye open, surrounded by my friends. Tsubaki is curled up in a sleeping bag, her silk black hair covering half her face and her sea-shell pink lips pouting out slightly. Her hair has been cut, so instead of almost reaching the floor when she stands, it goes down to her above shoulders in a smooth bob.
Patty is on the bed, free of covers without her shirt on, D-cup boobs rising and falling with her deep snores and a bit of drool dripping down her bubble-gum lips. Her bottom half is covered with a neon yellow mini skirt that shows half of her pocodot neon orange and pink underwear. The marking 'baka' is on her forehead in black marker.
Next to her is Liz, cocooned in the blanket like she twisted it around her until it fit her like a glove. Her hair is tangled and messy, but the different part about her is the single streak of turquoise blue on the right side of her hair.
And this, children, is why we do not play truth-or-dare with Liz. E-V-E-R! Thank you very much.
I shake my head, my hair still in tact, but my face feels heavy and it's colder than I remember. I walk to the mirror to find that my hair is slightly fluffy with bed-head, the feathery layers of platinum blond tickling my shoulders. My eyebrows have been 'fixed' and mascara is visible, due to my miraculously long and black eyelashes. My emerald green eyes look brighter, and I notice the eyeliner ringing my eyes ever-so lightly. Slightly shiny peach lipstick is on my lips and it tastes like candy.
I roll my eyes at Liz's antics and then notice I'm in a lacy black strapless bra that fits my boobs snugly, and a lacy black thong that barely covers anything at all. I nearly yelp, but instead I put my comfortable white and green striped pajamas back on.
I make a mental note to smack Liz in the back of the head later, and I open the door to my bedroom quietly, as not to wake the girls. I then shut it, so that baka Soul doesn't get to see poor Patty naked again.
I yawn and walk into the kitchen to find Soul gulping down the last of the milk, from the jug, which is a huge pet peeve of mine. I can feel the vein on my head again. "Oi, Baka!" I snap at him, he chokes on the milk. "The fuck do you think your doing?"
He swallows the milk he was choking on and then gags a bit. "I'm fine, by the way." He shoots me a glare with his sharp scarlet eyes. "And are you wearing makeup?" He asks, making me blush slightly.
"Yeah, what of it?" I ask him, trying not to look him in the eyes.
"You look cute." He says, making me blush brighter and a book hits him in the skull.
"B-baka! Shut up!" I huff and begin making breakfast, maneuvering around his bloody almost-corpse. I made a plate of bacon, (Me: lots and lots of bacon. Maka: Can't deny that bacon is awesome) a plate of scrambled eggs, and a plate of toast.
~*:Normal POV (Third person, because it's a magical thing!):*~
Soon, Patty the bloodhound sniffed the bacon, awakening her sister and putting her bra and tang-top back on. She was oblivious to the black marker on her forehead and started jumping up and down next to the peaceful Tsubaki.
Liz slowly uncurled herself from the blanket, yawning each time she bothered to move. When she was finally released from the blanket she noticed that her black nightgown was pulled down so that her C cup boobs were showing almost completely. She quickly fixed that, started brushing her hair (the aqua streak made her eyes look like the Caribbean ocean) and fixing her makeup to accommodate the new color.
Tsubaki slowly awoke from her slumber, blinking it out of her eyes and swishing her fingers through her new bangs that sweep over one of her indigo eyes. She let out a sweet yawn and stood up, straightened her long midnight blue gown, and moved to put her newly cut hair up, feeling it slip out of the band because of it's shortness.
Patty was jumping up and down so much that her shirt had ridden back up her stomach and her skirt was lopsided showing almost all of her neon orange and pink panties. "Bacon and Eggs! TOAST!" She sniffs the air out happily, pausing in front of the mirror to see the "Baka" written on her forehead. "MEANIES!" She cries, giggling as she runs out of the room to the bathroom.
Liz and Tsubaki giggle softly and Maka rolls her eyes in the kitchen. Liz prances into the kitchen sniffing out the bacon. "Screw dieting! BACON!" She snatches a slice of the greasy bacon and stuffs it into her mouth, munching happily.
Tsubaki also takes a slice and nibbles on it. "It's not fair, stuff that tastes good makes you fat." She sighs.
Maka rolls her eyes at both of them. "Both of you need to shut up! Seriously, it's like all your fat goes straight to your boobs!" She growls, piling a nice amount of bacon onto her plate with some toast and eggs.
Tsubaki walks into the kitchen to grab herself a plate, then jumps and lets out a shocked yelp when she trips on Soul's unconscious body. "Eep!" She jumps away from him, thankfully not stepping into the blood. "M-maka!" She yelps as he twitches.
Maka sighs and trudges back into the kitchen, not having finished her pile of still-hot bacon. "What?" She asks. Tsubaki motions to the body with a shaky pale finger. She growls and stoops down to examine Soul. "Yo, baka, get up!" She demands in a huffy way.
Tsubaki gasps and jumps away, startled, as he begins to awaken. "Jeez, Maka, ya tryin' to kill me?" He asks, rubbing his sore head. "This can't be good for me." He motions to his brain, or lack there of.
Tsubaki releases a suppressed sigh from her lungs and walks towards the bacon, grabbing a plate and placing a few slices on her plate along with a small bit of eggs.
Maka rolls her eyes and helps Soul up off the floor. "Clean up the mess." She motions lazily to the blood on the floor like he'd spilled coffee or something. "Chop-chop." She yawns and wanders back to her bacon.
~*:Soul's POV (Cause it's more descriptive this way):*~
I groan angrily but clean it up (for fear of another almost-deadly Maka-chop) without argument. I then grab some bacon and move towards the living room with the girls. Tsubaki and Liz are sitting on the couch, talking quietly and giggling about god-knows-what.
Maka is lying on the floor, and I can't help but notice the way her pajama top has unbuttoned. I have a great view of a lacy black bra that I had no idea existed (Me: Somebody goes searching through Maka's underwear drawer! Soul: I hate you so much.) And I can see the outline of a lacy black thong through the white and green stripes of her pants.
Blush spread across my cheeks and I felt a throb in both my heart and… other place. When I saw her blow her feathery blond hair out of her face and then suck the grease off her fingers… slowly. I think the heat from my face transferred to that 'other place' (Me: suggestive hint without being vulgar (and failing) Soul: I hate you so much, you can't even understand.)
I nearly dropped the bacon as I made a run for the bathroom, to take a cold shower before I decide to jump Maka. But the door is locked and I hear Patty groaning about "permanent marker" and giggling about "payback".
Of all the times I've wanted to kick a door down, this might be the only time I even actually do it. In the end I just knock on the door, loudly, until Patty finally opens the door and mutters. "All yours." She has a black-gray splotch on her head, mostly covered by her sandy blond bangs.
I rush in and slam the door. I turn on the cold water and strip off my shirt: preparing to take off my shorts too. But the mirror catches my attention. The long scar on my pale, well-toned chest and abs is still there… I shake off my unease quickly by jumping into the shower after stripping off the rest of my clothes.
~*:Maka's POV (Cause I'm not describing Soul's shower.):*~
"Soul certainly ran off in a hurry." Tsubaki mutters, loud enough for me to hear.
"He nearly beat the door to the bathroom down." Patty mumbles, trying to moves her hair over the black splotch but the choppy hair just won't cover it. "By the way, I hate you all." She giggles cutely.
Liz snickers and pats Patty on the head, playfully fluffing her hair. "I saw him sneaking peaks down Maka's shirt. The black bra is a total turn-on." She says, matter-of-factly.
I blush and button up my shirt higher. "You and your stupid dares." I snap at her, remembering her exact words.
Maka, I dare you to wear that bra and thong until I say so, or until Soul takes them off of you!
I feel my face turn redder and I glare at the girl in question. "I hope Kid chops off your fucking hair when he sees it!" I curse at her. "And you'd better never do this shit again!"
Liz tsk-tsk-tsks me with her tongue, shaking a finger at me. "What a bad mouth you have, Loli-chan~." She smirks at me, a mischievous sparkle in her aqua eyes. "Speaking of, I got you an outfit." She runs to my room.
I growl and mutter at the ground. "I'm not a Loli, dammit." I puff out my cheeks and pout my lips… which probably makes me look more Loli.
Liz comes running back with a black plastic bag in her hands. "The perfect look for you!" She giggles.
Soul walks back into the room, white hair dripping water onto the floor, with nothing but a towel on his lower half. My eyes can't help but trace the scar he got for my sake. But that doesn't help me from blushing bright red and throwing a book at him (which misses on purpose). "Put some clothes on!" I scream at the baka.
Liz, Patty, and Tsubaki giggle at this but I'm not amused. Soul stalks back to his room, glaring at me with his scarlet eyes. I glare back at him until I hear his door open and slam close.
Liz makes hand motions to Patty and Tsubaki, that do not go unnoticed by me. "What are you-"
"HOLD HER DOWN!" Liz yells, Patty grabs my arms and Tsubaki gets my legs with an apologetic look in her indigo eyes. "TO THE BATHROOM!"
~*:TIME SKIP (Cause it's the dandy thing to do):*~
My makeup has been cleaned off, then different makeup has been re-applied. Solid black lipstick coats my lips, with a cute chibi-skull glitter-thing on the bottom lip. The lipstick tastes surprisingly fruity, like blue raspberry and apples.
Thicker black eyeliner and longer black eyelashes surround my brighter looking green eyes. My hair is up in a side-pony with a black skull and cross-bones on a lime green bow tying it up.
A tight lime green tang-top accentuates my abs and my average sized chest. A cut-up black shirt shows most of the lime-green but give me a badass kind of look. But the soft lime green and black tutu makes it look feminine and sweet, along with the translucent black tights and cute lime-green flats with black bows.
"MOE ATTACK!" Liz screams, fake-fainting.
Tsubaki giggles and looks at me with a sincere smile. "Seriously, though, you look really good." She promises.
I roll my eyes at them all as I stare in the mirror. My platinum hair looks almost out of place, but it does make me look cuter. I snort at them and walk out of the bathroom, throwing the door open.
The door smacks into Soul, who falls backwards, holding his face in his face. "Damn! Second time today!" He shouts. "You really are trying to kill m-" he chokes on his words when he sees me.
I attempt a cute face, with my black bottom lip pouted out to show off my bling-skull. "What, Soul?" I ask, looking at him with adorable eyes.
(During this, the girls sneak back to the living room, peering at them from time to time.)
~*:Soul's POV (insert snarky comment here):*~
I stare up at the girl in front of me. I've never been a guy that likes gothic Loli's, that's fetish I don't have. But when I see the black lipstick on Maka, I don't think I've ever wanted to kiss her lips more.
I can also see up her lime-green skirt, an the tights do nothing to hide her lacy thong (which does nothing to hide anything else) so the familiar throb begins again. But this time I can't stop myself as I stand up and wrap my arms around Maka's thin waist, pulling her closer.
"You really are trying to kill me." I lean closer to her face until our noses are touching, and I can feel her fast breath on my lips as her bright emerald eyes widen. I then close the little distance between us as I press my lips onto hers.
L: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
Soul: I hate you, you sadistic, schizophrenic, sonofabitch.
L: But you get to kiss Maka!
Soul: But you nearly killed me! And other embarrassing, uncool things.
L: Well blah, blah, blah, Soul's a sissy!
Soul: AM NOT!
L: Please comment, all of you important readers! I loves you all! (except you imouto-chan)