Chapter 2: Nick's (Warbler) POV

Now here's a problem that the 3-6 mafia can't solve... How do I land Rachel Berry as my girlfriend? I doubt Jeff can help me here. Especially since he seems to have the same goal in mind.

Rachel was so amazing in that number. Dazzling. I swear she stared at me the whole time. While I cheered for her, I noticed Jeff, Thad, and Wes cheering along almost as loudly as me. Seems like I may have some competition.

Rachel and I would be perfect together. We both love to sing, are born stars, and are fun-loving. But how do I beat Thad, Jeff, and Wes?

Hmm.. I thought Wes was exclusive to his gavels. I confront him about Rachel as the Warblers work on a last minute rehearsal in the green room at regionals

So raise your glass if you aren't wrong, in all the right ways...

"Hey Wes?"

"Yes, Nick?"

"I don't think Rachel Berry dates guys with 100s of wooden gavels. Besides, you wouldn't want to cheat on Isabelle." (His favorite gavel)

All my underdogs, we will never be, never be..

"Hey Thad"

"What, Nick?

"I was just wondering if Rachel Berry mocked you, sir?"

Anything but loud, and nitty gritty,

"Hey Jeff?"

"Hey dude. What's up?"

"That Rachel Berry is smokin', isn't she? I'm gonna go for her. Y'know, try and date her."

Dirty little freaks

By now, Wes, Thad, Jeff and I are attacking each other, throwing punches in every possible direction. They now seem to see me as competition.

Blaine screams "Guys, what is the problem?"

Nobody knows what to say, out of the four of us. Suddenly, I know how to solve this problem with the fight and land Rachel at the same time.

"It's the song! We're bored. It is too classic Warbler. We are sure to lose with the expected. But let's go unpredictable! I know what to do. " I then share my song ideas and volunteer to take the lead. Thad, Wes, and Jeff just glare at me. I smile, cause the beautiful Rachel Berry is as good as mine.

We are announced on the stage, and race to the stage as quickly as we can. Blaine explains our last minute song change and we are set to go. I take my place for the first song, myself and half of the Warblers strutting around. The music starts, and we go sexy all over the stage. I lead Blaine, Kurt, David, Thad, Wes, and Jeff, mostly walking, turning, using facial expressions and some slight dancing.

Hey you, don't want to love you on the telephone

You're hanging up and now I am all alone

Baby you got me doing dirt, doing dirt, doing dirt

And now I wanna fan you but you're off the run

My heart's exploding like a burning some

I know you like it when it hurts, when it hurts

Hold me we're dancing in the dark of the night

You're shining like a neon light

I light you up, when I get inside

So won't you touch me 'cause everybody's watching us now

We're putting on a show for the crowd

So turn it up baby make it loud

Hey you, say that you're only have and then

You call me up at 3am again

Baby you got me doing dirt, doing dirt, doing dirt

And now all that I got is just a microphone

To let you know that I am all alone

I know you like it when it hurts, when it hurts

Hold me we're dancing in the dark of the night

You're shining like a neon light

I light you up, when I get inside

So won't you touch me 'cause everybody's watching us now

We're putting on a show for the crowd

So turn it up baby make it loud

So right now, I wanna leave with you right now

I wanna be with you all night, in the car let's go

Yeah let's take it home, let's take it home, let's take it home

So right now, I wanna leave with you right now

I wanna be with you all night, in the car let's go

Yeah let's take it home, let's take it home, let's take it home

Hold me we're dancing in the dark of the night

You're shining like a neon light

I light you up, when I get inside

So won't you touch me? cause everybody's watching us now

We're putting on a show for the crowd

So turn it up baby make it loud

The crowd is shocked, but cheers anyway. I get into place for the second song, another Maroon 5 song, and stare into Rachel's eyes

I know your inside, you're feeling so hollow

And it's a hard pill for you to swallow

But I fall for you, I'll never recover

If I fall for you, I'll never be the same

I really want to love somebody

I really want to dance the night away

I know we're only half way there

But you take me all the way, you take me all the way

I really want to touch somebody

I think about you every single day

I know we're only half way there

But you take me all the way, you take me all the way

You're such a hard act for me to follow

Love me today don't leave me tomorrow, yeah

But I fall for you, I'll never recover

If I fall for you, I'll never be the same

I really want to love somebody

I really want to dance the night away

I know we're only half way there

But you take me all the way, you take me all the way

I really want to touch somebody

I think about you every single day

I know we're only half way there

But you take me all the way, you take me all the way

Oh, oh, oh, oh

I don't know where to start, I'm just a little lost

I wanna feel like we never gone, ever stopped

I don't what to do, I'm right in front of you

Asking you to stay, you should stay, stay with me tonight, yeah

I really want to love somebody

I really want to dance the night away

I know we're only half way there

But you take me all the way, you take me all the way

I really want to touch somebody

I think about you every single day

I know we're only half way there

But you take me all the way, you take me all the way

Oh, oh, oh, oh

You take me all the way, you take me all the way

The crowd seems to love me. I feel like a star. But sadlu, Rachel only looks a little bit surprised.

Maybe I can change her mind in the last song. Although I have to share the lead with Blaine, Kurt, Wes, Thad, Jeff, and David. We all show off our moves on the stage, taking turns, and I watch Rachel stare at all of us, mouth open. I remind myself to go up to her and ask her on a date later, but now I sing with all of the other Warblers.

Sugar

Sugar

mmm ... ooh

She sits alone waiting for suggestions

He's so nervous avoiding all her questions

His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding

Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so

Tell me so, baby

He's acting shy looking for an answer

Come on, honey, let's spend the night together

Now hold on a minute before we go much further

Give me a dime so I can phone my mother

They catch a cab to his high rise apartment

At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, sugar, let me so

His heart's beating like a drum

'Cause at last he's got his girl home

Relax, baby, now we are alone

(break)

They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing

Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking

Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining

They got each other, neither one's complaining

He say's I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee

Never mind, sugar, we can watch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so

Tell me so, baby

We finish the song, then the other two teams gather onstage and we wait. Several minutes later, the judges come out and stand to announce the winner.

"The winner is: From McKinley High, the New Directions."

The members of the New Directions are extremely happy, especially Rachel.

Blaine says to us, "Well, guys, we gave it all we had. And had fun doing it. Thank you for the idea, Nick, I am sure we will use it again. Warblers, on the Dalton bus in 20."

All of the Warblers except Wes, Thad, Jeff and I. I start quickly walking toward Rachel and see they do the same.

A/N: Changed rating to M for suggestive lyrics because I am cautious! Like? Don't like? Questions? Suggestions? (please leave your suggestions) PM me or leave a review. I am thinking next episode are the dates with each guy...,Songs are : part of "Raise your glass." By Pink, "doin' dirt" by Maroon 5, "Love somebody" by Maroon 5, and "Do ya think I'm sexy?" From glee the warblers album. Review! Tell me what u think!