Marie; *gestures towards me, while I am busy doing a happy dance* Well, go on, congradulate her! She deserves it!

Snape; *Rolls eyes* Why should I? She's only gotten a single poem published and even if she *is* elidgible for the $1,000 prize, it's not that big of a deal.

"You can shove your attitude where the sun don't shine!" *I continue doing happy dance*

Jareth; *walks in smirking* You go girl. Kudos to you.

Marie; *Beams* Sarah had it all wrong, you're not that cruel at all!

*Jareth sighes exasperated*; That's what I keep trying to tell her, but she won't believe me! *Grins slyly* Maybe She would get jelous if I took you out on a date-"

*Gimli jogs onto the scene and tackles Jareth*; MINE! MINE! MINE! *Grabs Marie and clutches her to his chest* NO ONE IS TAKING MY DARLING ANYWHERE EXCEPT ME!

Snape: *Smirks amusedly* How very primal.

Marie;*Giggles* I know! He's such a sweetheart. *Kisses Gimli on the tip of his nose* I adore him when he gets possessive.

Gimli; *puffs out his chest* A Dwarf isn't a Dwarf unless he knows how to keep his girl around. *Glares at Jareth* Or keep others away!

Marie; He said that I'm *his girl*! *Swoons dramatically*

Snape; *Gets up and heads for the door* I'm leaving, I can't take this sentiment bullshite.

*Sighs and stops dancing* "I own nothing and I make no money off of this fanfic."

Mistofelees shook his furry head."I just don't see how this could have happened. I'm sorry that I pulled you from your quest, and I'd be happy to try to help try and get you back on course."

"Would you like to join us?" Asked Gandalf charitably. "I'm sure there have been Sues and Stus in your Canon. And really, you'd only be doing us a favor by tagging along. What do you say to that?"

The Rum Tum Tugger strutted forward, his hips swinging. "I'll go with you." He offered. "Misto and I are the best kind of team."

"Are we?" Misto said in a teasing voice. "I always thought you were a terrible bore!"

"Now, don't start with that again! At least I'm not small and quiet as a mouse!" Challanged Tugger.

"You two remind me of Gimli and Legolas." Mused Aragorn. "Best friends determined to outdo each other."

Jack blinked at the cats that surrounded him. "I'm still wonderin' if I drank too much. Talking ca's, what'll come nex'?"

Misto pulled the red sheet out of thin air and bid them all to crawl under it. "We'll see as soon as I try this." He said as he wriggled underneath with Tugger at his side. He closed his eyes and glitter formed once more in his fur.

POOOOF! And they were gone.

They all opened their eyes to high-pitched giggles. Snape got up and glanced around. "Whoever made this Canon was high as hell." He decided as he looked around and saw tiny people crowding around them. They were even smaller than Hobbits!

One of them stepped forward. "Are you a good witch or are you a bad witch?"

"I'm not a witch." Sniffed Snape in an offended tone. "Unless I am anotomically incorrect, I am certain that I am a male."

The squeaky voiced...thing pointed at Mistofelees, who was crawling out from under the sheet. "Then is that the witch?"

Snape pinched his nose and growled. "GANDALF!"

Gandalf glared out from under the sheet. "Yes?" He said, annoyed at being summoned as such. "Is there anything I could help you with?"

The squeaky little man hopped up and down. "If it's help the Tall Dark And Testy One needs, then as Mayor of the Munchkin City, I suggest that he follows the Yellow Brick Road." He glanced up at Snape, who was gritting his teeth. "And I think he should ask for help with his anger issues."

And that was when they all broke out into song. "Follow the Yellow Brick Road, Follow, Follow, Follow, the Yellow Brick Road!"

They all stopped and the Mayor looked vexed. "We sang the damn song, why aren't you following the Yellow Brick Road?"

"WHY! FOR MERLIN'S SAKE, WHY?! WHY DOES IT NEVER END?!" Snape went down on his knees and cursed to high heaven. The others just rolled around and laughed and laughed and laughed. This was going to be most interesting.