Valkyrie was in her kitchen washing the sides. The radio was on and The Midnight Beasts came on with Wands. Valkyrie thought it was a weird song to put on the radio but sang to it any..
"I'm Gary potter,
You haven't heard'a me
You may of seen my bro in the Potter Octalogy
That's eight films you know, I'm quite smart
But that didn't help... getting me a Harry Potter part
Should'a gone to Hogwarts, I didn't get in
Now I'm living life as a wizard has been
'Cause life's not pretty, it's actually grim
Not a fairytale by J.K Rowling
The wands on the streets are dangerous
They're easy to get, I got two!
It don't matter if you're famous
We're still gonna come for you
Hanging round the streets
Getting wasted on Butter-beer
Disappear, steal a couple tings from the sweet shop
Reappear...
I got a bump on my head like a tortoise
Running head first at 9 and 3 quarters
Everybody put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
If you don't get respect
put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
If you're a wizard reject..."
She didn't realise Skulduggery enter the room.
"That's a lovely song"
"You don't suit sarcasm"
"I know i'm too much of a gentleman" She snorted.
"I am! Your just jealous. Your not a smart, suave, polite, smooth, funny person!"
"Yes I am! Your just an egotistical bastard!"
"Valkyrie! That is not language for a 18-year-old!"
"Skulduggery I'm 27!"
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am!"
"Not"
"Am"
"Not"
"Am"
"What are you two arguing about now?" Ghastly asked walking in from the living room.
"Ghastly, how old am I?"
"Ummmmm 27?"
"See Skulduggery even Ghastly knows my age! No offence Ghastly"
"None taken. Skul, how old did you think she was?"
"18" He said quietly dipping his head and walked out the door
"Thanks Ghastly"
"No problemo!" He said cheerfully.
"Oh god, never say that again"
Rubbish ending, just wanted to show how Skulduggery is not always right! xox