"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
EDITED ON AUGUST 21st 2012
natcat5. i'm sure Amelia will make sure that there is no tossing Arthur off a cliff - as long as Ivan doesn't get involved of course. xD RubberChi. Why thank you. I'm sure Gilbert will be happy that his legacy has spread. :) ChaoticLight. Of course it's not a bother, I did ask, didn't I? I'll try to hint at as many pairings as I can and I may eventually put a poll up on my profile and see about final pairings. But I will most definitely take your suggestions into consideration. Thank you! :) Little Patch of Heaven. It is quite fun to write. And I love genderbending them too - the anime is way too guy-heavy at times. I don't mind it, but I wish there were more females. Ooh, a Jeanette x Arthur x Amelia love triangle? I'm interested. :) As for Gilbert and Adrian, that would be funny to try. Adrian's actually a guy though. XD I went and looked up some popular Scottish names and apparently Adrian was one of them - and it was for a boy too, so I simply went with it. I was thinking of using some fanon pairings as well, however, I have a thing for crack pairings and trying to make them work. For example, my favorite crack pairing at the moment is Netherlands x England, so... yeah. XD Expect some really random pairing situations as well. Oh and no problem. While some genderbends I actually like more than the original character (like Hera), Arthur's a character that works far better as a male - and I feel the same with Lovino, although I have seen some decent Lovino genderbends.
chapter two :: riot [three days grace]
- august 3rd
Matilda Williams is now friends with Arthur Kirkland and 5 others.
Arthur Kirkland: Finally! I sent you that request six days ago.
Matilda Williams: I haven't been on Facebook since I made it.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: And why not? =/
Matilda Williams: I was coerced into making it.
Arthur Kirkland: Amelia again?
Matilda Williams: Who else, Arthur?
[Amelia F. Jones likes this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kesesese~ Matilda~
Matilda Williams: Oh no... you have something evil planned don't you?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: MATILDA~!
Matilda Williams: Now I'm concerned for someone's well-being.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Why, madamosille? You have nothing to worry about.
Matilda Williams: Oh yes I do. =\
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Matilda, you remember that party invite I sent you? Well, Arthur doesn't want to go.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: And the little punk needs to be social, non? XD
Matilda Williams: This has "illegal" written ALL over it...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Wait. Is kidnapping and attempted murder illegal?
Arthur Kirkland: ... NO. IT'S NOT.
Gilbert Beilschmit: Awesome~ Let's do it, Jean!
Arthur Kirkland: Oh in the name of - YOU IDIOTS.
[Ludwig Beilschmidt and 4 others like this]
Matilda Williams || Arthur Kirkland: Need somewhere to hide until their megalomania recedes?
Arthur Kirkland: I was just about to ask that myself.
Matilda Williams: Amelia's not home - hurry over before Gilbert gets there.
Arthur Kirkland: I owe you one, love.
Matilda Williams: Is home alone.
[Arthur Kirkland likes this]
Adrian Kirkland: BLAST IT - HE'S GONE. LI'L YELLOW TWAT!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: No worries - the party's in three days. We have plenty of time to corner him.
Adrian Kirkland: I just want REVENGE. DX
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Tell the awesome Beilschmidt what the problem was~
Adrian Kirkland: He swapped out the little donut-things Jeanette gave me for his scones. I've been sick ALL DAY.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: That is completely inhumane! What, is he TRYING to kill you?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: And for the record they are called beignets. =D
Adrian Kirkland: YES. I SAY REVENGE.
Arthur Kirkland: I dare you to do something, wanker.
[Aisling Kirkland likes this]
Adrian Kirkland: OY! COME OVER HERE AND FIGHT YOU CHICKENWUSS.
Arthur Kirkland: Go rot in a hole somewhere. Preferably one that goes to the centre of the Earth. XD
[Aisling Kirkland and 1 other likes this]
Amelia F. Jones: Is wondering why the HELL Arthur Kirkland is in her house - WITH HER SISTER.
[Yao Wang and 6 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: BLOODY 'ELL - YOU BLEW MY COVER. DX
[Gilbert Beilschmidt likes this]
Matilda Williams: Amelia, you made that sound far worse than it actually is. O_O
Amelia F. Jones: OHMAGAWD. You two are going out again. I KNEW IT! XD
Arthur Kirkland: ... [/sigh] I'd tell her it's not true, Matilda, but, she wouldn't believe us.
Matilda Williams: I'm aware of this fact, Arthur.
Amelia F. Jones || Jeanette Bonnefoy: Omigod, JEANETTE. BREAKING NEWS. _
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oui?
Amelia F. Jones: Wilkland is back together. O_O
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... What is "Wilkland"?
Amelia F. Jones: Williams and Kirkland. Mattie and Artie. BACK. TOGETHER. I KNOW IT.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... Oh.
Amelia F. Jones: Yo, what's up? You sound disappointed. D=
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... What? Non, non, I am not. Don't you worry.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: So spill the gossip, mon ami! I must know before Feliks does.
Character arc is planned! I'm thinking of a possible Jeanette arc right now. ^_^ The Jeanette arc will probably be have a lot of allusions to Jeanette x Arthur and maybe another pairing as well. And it's going to be far more serious than these first couple of chapters, which mostly deal with character introductions and the inevitable beach party (of awesomeness). Either way, keep reading, keep reviewing. And most importantly, keep your status posts updated. =D
^ And that last sentence, ladies and gentlemen, is why I try to avoid self-promoting now. [/shudder]
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