"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
EDITED ON AUGUST 21 2012.
phomma-chan. Problem solved. Why, were you trying to post a comment without logging on? Yeah, I like doing that too. It's annoying otherwise. No, incest usually isn't my thing... I've only written it once before and I always find it kinda of awkward. Although Amelia and Matilda are actually stepsisters... Oh, finally! A fellow fan. For a moment I felt as if I was the only one. =D And Arthur's not short, he's fun-sized. Everyone knows that. I'm not sure whether it will be unrequited or not. For now, though, it is. Thank you for your input, I appreciate your commentary gratefully. Little Patch of Heaven. Yes, Adrian's a guy. I was surfing around deviantart for visual aid (excuses to go look up pictures of Arthur and Antonio) and I found a drawing that someone did for Scotland, and well, I automatically fell in love. Well, thank you. I'm very glad you like it. :) Ahaha, I like Wirkland too. It's a really cute pairing, but you never see it unless you're looking for it due to the onslaught of USUK or USCan. Actually, now that I think about, the chance of anyone just randomly writing a UKCan fanfiction isn't very high... Appropriate Exclamation. Ah, look at that. The update genie has created a new chapter for you! :) Thank you so much for your review!
session three :: ignorance [paramore]
- august 4th
Matilda Williams is in a relationship with Arthur Kirkland.
Matilda Williams: ... O_O
Arthur Kirkland: Ah, Matilda? Pray tell me WHY this is up here...?
Matilda Williams: I - I didn't do that!
Amelia F. Jones: Like my handiwork, Mattie? XD
Kiku Honda: Ah, congratulations, Matilda-san.
Matilda Williams: N-n-no, Kiku... Arthur and I aren't dating.
Matilda Williams is single.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: My oh my, over so quickly?
Matilda Williams: [/sigh] Sometimes I wish Gilbert would be more interested in kidnapping my sister...
[Ivan Braginski and 19 others like this]
Ivan Braginski: Is having fun on this Facebook site. =D
Matilda Williams: Oh, hello, Ivan. :)
Ivan Braginski: Hello to you too, Matilda~! What are you doing?
Matilda Williams: Changing my password.
[Arthur Kirkland likes this]
Yao Wang: Ah, ni hao Ivan. You're on this too?
Ivan Braginski: Da. I heard from Amelia about this very fun activity called Mafia Wars, so I decided to join.
Ivan Braginski: Oh~ look at that. I leveled up again~!
Yao Wang: ... Is anyone else suddenly terrified for their lives...?
[Madara Galante and 31 others like this]
Madara Galante: Is thankful that Mafia Wars isn't a real game.
[Laima Laurinaitis likes this]
Laima Laurinaitis: Very thankful...
Edward von Bock: I have to agree with you...
Edward von Bock: Wait. If I'm not mistaken, isn't one of the locations in Russia?
Madara Galante: ... I - I HOPE NOT. O.O
Amelia F. Jones: Oh GOD. If there was a Moscow area, Ivan would godmode that like WHOA. XD
Laima Laurinaitis: T-T-That's nothing to be excited over! =O
Xiang Wang: ... Why am I on this? This is pointless.
Yao Wang: Xiang, you're here too! 8D
Xiang Wang: Logging off NOW.
Yao Wang: So antisocial... [/pouts]
Ivan Braginsky: I am here for socializing. ^_^
Yao Wang: ... Of course you are.
Yao Wang: AIYAAH! HOW DOES IVAN KEEP GETTING INTO MY BEDROOM!
[Ivan Braginski and 3 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: Because he's a creeper...?
Kiku Honda: Because of the panda suit...?
Hera Karpusi: Because... you always let him in the house anyway...?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Ohonhon~
Yao Wang: NO! You and your sick little French mind...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Whose mind are you calling little, dear?
Yao Wang: YOURS. WHO ELSES. -_-
Ivan Braginski is in a relationship with Yao Wang.
Ivan Braginski: ? I did not put that there.
Yao Wang: ?
Kiku Honda: ! You... and him? Really Yao-kun?
Yao Wang: It is so not like that...
Arthur Kirkland: Ask Amelia if it's her. She hacked into Matilda's account and put the two of us in a relationship.
Ivan Braginski || Amelia F. Jones: Amelia. Did you hack into my Facebook account and change my relationship status?
Amelia F. Jones: Nope. I don't even know your password. Why, did the person put you and Yao together? Or you and NATALIA~
Ivan Braginski: ...
Ivan Braginski: Oh no. No no no no no no no no no...
Ivan Braginski: NO. Don't ever suggest such a horrible thing!
Amelia F. Jones: Wow. She's gotta be a total freak if she's got you scared.
Ivan Braginski: You don't even know the beginning of it... T_T
Feliciano Vargas || Lovino Vargas: Lovi~ have you seen Antonio anywhere?
Lovino Vargas: No. Why?
Feliciano Vargas: I can't find him! I went to his house and I asked his mother but he's not there! And he said we were going to the park today!
Feliciano Vargas: D-Did something happen to him? T_T
Lovino Vargas: No! I don't know!
Feliciano Vargas: And he's not with Jeanette or Gilbert either!
Lovino Vargas: ... ... FUCK, THIS IS SERIOUS. =O
Antonio Carriedo: Is still unable to believe what he's just found! XD
[Feliciano Vargas and 5 others like this]
Lovino Vargas: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
Antonio Carriedo: You were worried? =D
[Feliciano Vargas likes this]
Feliciano Vargas: He was! He was more worried about you than I was!
Lovino Vargas: OHMYDAMNGOD - Feli. SHUT UP.
Lovino Vargas: So where did you go, tomato bastard?
Antonio Carriedo: Ah, ah, Lovi. Can't tell you yet. It's a surprise.
Lovino Vargas: ... Just tell me, damn it!
Antonio Carriedo: I cannot do that, Lovi. Just wait and see!
Feliciano Vargas: Yay~ I love surprises! [/claps]
Lovino Vargas: ...
Lovino Vargas: IS NOT AMUSED, DAMN IT. ]=
[Antonio Carriedo likes this]
Slightly longer than the last one, however, I just HAD to include the part about Antonio running off. Why? Because it deals with something in the future. Not the near future, though, sometime later. Oh, and I'll probably do one more chapter before going into the beach party, and then starting Jeanette's arc. :) I can't wait. Jeanette's arc has to do with what Antonio found, by the way, so stay tuned for those hints as well. TTFN!
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