"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
Audacity-cupcakE. Thank you! Google Translate finally didn't fail me. :) I love Spamano too, and I'll try to include it, but I'm recently very into Germano, so that might be in there as well. Thank you for your review, I appreciate it! phomma-chan. HA. She wishes she had one. XD Well, now all you have to do is wait for one chapter, and that should be out Friday at the very latest. Although... I do like the idea of her stealing his school uniform... I'm going to have to use that. Thanks for the idea!
session four :: not strong enough [apocalyptica]
- august 4th
Gilbert Beilschmidt || Adrian Kirkland: Party is tomorrow. You pysched or what?
Adrian Kirkland: Wouldn't be like me if I wasn't.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: So true. We're still up for kidnapping Arthur, right?
Adrian Kirkland: Oh yeah. XD
Gilbert Beilschmidt: I WOULD ask if we could also swing by and grab my brother too, but Feliciano convinced him otherwise. So I say we should also take my cousin - because I don't think she even knows where the beach IS.
Adrian Kirkland: Who's your cuz?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Renate Edelstein. Then, we can use her for bait and nab Chantal Zwingli as well, 'cause she's not going to come willingly either.
Adrian Kirkland: You shoulda told me this earlier, lad. We're going to need a bigger van!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: And more duct tape. XD
Adrian Kirkland: Hn. We don't have to worry 'bout the duct tape. We're good. =D
Matilda Williams || Gilbert Beilschmidt: Hey Gilbert.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Yo! Hey Birdie, how are you?
Matilda Williams: Fine, and yourself?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Awesome like always! Especially because the party is tomorrow!
Matilda Williams: Yeah, Ame's excited too. :) And the excitement is contagious.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Don't forget your bathing suit!
Matilda Williams: Ah! Thanks for the reminder - I need to go buy another one.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: What's up? Why do you need another?
Matilda Williams: The string on mine BROKE last week. How pathetic is that?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Oh no problem, ja? We can fix that right anyway.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: You + me + bathing suit shopping = a lot of fun. =D
Matilda Williams: I said I wanted to buy a swimsuit. I didn't say I wanted to be molested.
(Mobile) Matilda Williams: Is shopping with Jeanette.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: WHAT? You're shopping with JEAN?
Antonio Carriedo: ? Jealous much?
Amelia F. Jones: Yeah, Gil, what's the problem?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Matilda told me she didn't want to take me because she DIDN'T want to get molested. And she took JEANETTE. BONNEFOY.
[Matilda Williams and 11 others like this]
Matilda Williams: Something tells me this wasn't a good idea... :)
Yao Wang: Not to be rude, Amelia, but NO, that wasn't a good idea.
Feliciano Vargas: But Jeanette's so nice~!
[Antonio Carriedo likes this]
Matilda Williams: Yao, I'm Matilda... -_-
[Kiku Honda and 16 others like this]
Yao Wang: Oh! Of course you are! Sorry, I just... I don't know how I mixed that up. =/
Matilda Williams: It's okay. I can't name a person who hasn't done it once...
(Mobile) Matilda Williams || Amelia F. Jones: Hey, I'm on my way home.
Amelia F. Jones: OMG - you've been gone for three hours!
Matilda Williams: I know... but oh well, I'm here now.
Amelia F. Jones: Oh come ON, Matilda, it does NOT take three hours to buy a swimsuit.
Amelia F. Jones: You were secretly sneaking around with Arthur, weren't you? I KNEW IT! XD
Matilda Williams: Actually I wasn't. YOU were sneaking around with him.
Amelia F. Jones: Uh, what? That doesn't make sense!
Matilda Williams: Exactly.
Jeanette Bonnefoy || Matilda Williams: Actually, Mattie, I can name ONE person who hasn't ever mixed you two up.
Matilda Williams: Who? You've done it too!
Jeanette Bonnefoy: When I was drunk though. But even Gilbert can tell the different no matter how hammered he is.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: You know he loves you right?
Matilda Williams: Mmhm. Amelia says that too - and 99% of the time she doesn't mean it.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, do not start with the angsting again...
Matilda Williams: Well, that's a start, eh? You just remember me as Amelia's angst-ridden shadow.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... That's why you were quiet the whole ride home. You were thinking about this, weren't you?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: You're not Amelia's shadow. You're Mathilde Williams, you are your own gorgeous, stunning, beautiful person. Why is it that other people can understand that, yet you cannot?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Mathilde? Are you there?
Antonio Carriedo || Jeanette Bonnefoy: Hola~
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Bonjour.
Antonio Carriedo: Why so sad, mi amor?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Matilda confuses me sometimes...
Antonio Carriedo: I have something to show you, Jeanette. :) I have to show you tomorrow, because it's kind of late.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Is it what you mentioned to me earlier?
Antonio Carriedo: Exactly! =D I'll take you after the beach party, alright?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Alright... can you give me a hint?
Antonio Carriedo: Hmm... only if you do something for me in return... ;)
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I have a feeling I'm going to like this proposition... ;)
Jeanette Bonnefoy is in a relationship with Antonio Carriedo.
Arthur Kirkland: What the -? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
Gilbert Beilschmit: It's the three of us, Arthur. We interchangably date like this ALL the time!
Arthur Kirkland: I will NEVER understand the logic behind this.
Gilbert Beilschmit: And that is why you're still single, Eyebrows.
Is excited. Beach party is next, then the Jeanette arc. :) And this was actually supposed to be a lot more of a humorous chapter, but somehow between here and there, this is what I got. I was going to go back and change it because it sounds almost overdramatic, but once I read it over, I liked it too much. Matilda is supposed to be kinda angsty anyway... oh, and about her name. Her real name is Mathilde, but whenever her dad and Amelia's mom got married, Amelia insisted on "Americanizing" her name and changed it to Matilda. The only person who really calls her Mathilde is Ivan and Jeanette. And that's all the footnotes I have this time around. Adios~! Oh and for some reason, the alignment isn't working right today. Oh well, I suppose.
Oh, Matilda... why so moe? Seriously, she's quite adorable. Although I am contemplating my name choice for her... I like Matilda, but Marguerite is just so cute. Hmm...
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