"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
RasalynnLynx. I have a character directory (that I probably need to edit soon anyway. I forgot some people) on the first chapter. Some of the names aren't their usual Nyotalia names (such as Emily for America or Francine for France) but it's not too hard to get. Plus, the last names are a give-away. [/laughs] Oh, really? I just scrawled that down from memory. It also doesn't help that I take Spanish, so... :) Oh thank you! I tried to tone down some aspects of them and amplify others so it fit them better. Oh right! Lovino in Mafia Wars! I completely forgot about that. I think I need for Denmark (Andersen) to start playing that as well. XD TrueDespair. Well, I'm glad you see Amelia and Arthur's relationship that way. That means I'm doing it right! I wanted them to have an intense and childish rivalry like such, which balances out the subtler one that he has with Jeanette. I feel bad for Tilda too, but I remembered that Canada has a lot of issues with being mistaken for Amelia and basically being in her shadow most of the time. That would make me a little angsty as well. Oh no, Gilbert with a blog... that I find to be hilarious. XD Now... to crank this up to the Maximum AWESOME level... he and Feliks should co-host a blog... Brilliant idea is brilliant! =) phomma-chan. Yeah, the pairings are kind of random right now, but there's a reason for that. Since my mind on pairings seems to flip-flop more than a fish out of water, I'm going to mostly focus on past relationships than present ones. However, I will hint at a myriad of different pairings, and then I'll probably have my readers pick the final pairings. Little Patch of Heaven. Oh yes. Tomatoes and tempers will fly. XD And yes, Arthur does sound VERY jealous. Maybe Amelia does need to spend extra time with him to cure him of his jealousy! I like the PruCan moments too. I've only just started to read about the pairing and whatnot, and now that I have, I like it. Opposites attract, I suppose. =) FranceGirl. Is this a good time to mention that I like your username? XD Even funnier considered the fact that I genderbended France. Since I doubt that they would be trying to party and update their Facebook statuses at the same time, I more or less wrote before the party and after. While Jeanette and Co. are in the Bonnefoy house, the Asians and the Eastern Europeans will go over some more party details. :) Eternally1Yours. I'm glad you like it! That makes me very happy. Just wait until I get into Jeanette's arc - it's going to be extra fun with the playlist I have for it. :)
... Should I also post a WALL OF TEXT warning...? -_-
session five :: turn it up [ciara]
- august 5th
Antonio Carriedo and 15 others have joined the group APH.
Amelia F. Jones: What does APH even stand for Gil?
Gilbert Beilschmit: Dunno - they were just awesome letters. ^_^
Ludwig Beilschmit: That's a rather pathetic reason for such an anagram.
Gilbert Beilschmit: It's not pathetic... :(
Antonio Carriedo: Yeah, I like it. :)
Gilbert Beilschmit: See? I have SOME support!
Feliciano Vargas: I support it too~!
Lovino Vargas: I don't.
[Arthur Kirkland and 2 others like this]
Gilbert Beilschmit: Finish this statement: Let's party like it's -
Amelia F. Jones: The hero says LET'S PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999!
Matilda Williams: You mean heroine.
Amelia F. Jones: What? What did I do to you that was so mean?
Matilda Williams: ...
Amelia F. Jones: I'm NOT a drug, thank YOU!
[Jeanette Bonnefoy likes this]
Arthur Kirkland: Oh you twat - do you NOT see the "e" at the end? That's a completely different word!
Arthur Kirkland: A HEROINE (notice the e) is a female hero. What you're talking about is the drug, which is heroin (notice the lack of an e).
Amelia F. Jones: What don't you just call me a heroess or something? That's not as confusing! :)
Arthur Kirkland: That's retarded, Amelia.
Amelia F. Jones: Psh! You're retarded, Artie!
[Ivan Braginski and 1 other like this]
Arthur Kirkland: Your brain is retarded.
Amelia F. Jones: Your FACE is retarded. DX
[Antonio Carriedo and 3 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: Your mom is retarded.
Amelia F. Jones: YOUR BROTHER IS RETARDED!
Arthur Kirkland: I KNOW he's retarded.
[Ludwig Beilschmit and 5 others like this]
Adrian Kirkland: . . . DISLIKE. XP
Gilbert Beilschmit || Kiku Honda: You got the camera, right?
Kiku Honda: Of course, Gilbert-san.
Gilbert Beilschmit: Gilbert-san. So formal~ :) Anyway, you need a ride to the beach?
Kiku Honda: No, no, Yao is taking me. Thank you for the offer.
Gilbert Beilschmit: Great. This will be AWESOMELY LEGENDARY. =D
Kiku Honda: It most certainly shall be.
Gilbert Beilschmit || Adrian Kirkland: Got everything?
Adrian Kirkland: You know it. ;)
Gilbert Beilschmit: YES! So, who are we taking first?
Adrian Kirkland: Let's take Chantal first. We can perfect our kidnapping technique with her.
Gilbert Beilschmit: Good idea! ... Hopefully Renate doesn't try to intervene...
Adrian Kirkland: What d'you mean there?
Gilbert Beilschmit: It's all a rumor of course... BUT I heard something very interesting about Chantal and Renate...
Ludwig Beilschmit || Renate Edelstein: I suggest you hide somewhere. Bruder is planning something...
Renate Edelstein: When is he not?
Ludwig Beilschmit: Yes, but this involves you. Not only that, but he has also gotten Adrian Kirkland involved as well...
Renate Edelstein: I'm not concerned. I'll just ask Elizabeta to help me deal or him...
Renate Edelstein: Or Chantal. She just sent me a message. I'll converse with you later, if that's acceptable for you.
Ludwig Beilschmit: I wouldn't take that message if I were you, Ren...
(Mobile) Chantal Zwingli || Renate Edelstein: I'm coming over.
Renate Edelstein: For what, Chantal?
Chantal Zwingli: Are you going to Gilbert's beach party?
Renate Edelstein: I wasn't planning on doing so...
Chantal Zwingli: You don't have much of a choice.
Renate Edelstein: You become stranger and stranger as the days pass, Chan...
Chantal Zwingli: I'm here. Answer your door.
Renate Edelstein: Alright then. I'll be downstairs shortly.
Gilbert Beilschmit: Is successful~
Adrian Kirkland: Yeah, we are!
Gilbert Beilschmit: Two down, one to go. Arthur better watch his back.
[Adrian Kirkland likes this]
Amelia F. Jones || Arthur Kirkland:Ready for the party, Artie?
Arthur Kirkland: No.
Amelia F. Jones: Oh Artie~ stop being a buzzkill! Go out and have some FUN for a change!
Arthur Kirkland: You can't convince me otherwise.
Amelia F. Jones: Yes I can~
Arthur Kirkland: No you candkdjtughi,,,,,,,,,,,
Amelia F. Jones: ... What is THAT supposed to mean?
Arthur Kirkland: Change of plans. Maybe I WILL go. ^_^
Amelia F. Jones: Okay! See ya there Artie!
Gilbert Beilschmit: Is officially getting this party started!
[Andersen Densen and 23 others like this]
Kiku Honda tagged Amelia F. Jones and Jeanette Bonnefoy in a photo.
Amelia F. Jones: Aw! I like that picture!
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Cute, no?
Amelia F. Jones: HEY. What's the bunny ears, Jean?
Kiku Honda tagged Matilda Williams in a photo.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: And of course you look gorgeous, Mathilde, I picked out the swimsuit myself! . :)
Matilda Williams: Yes, you did. You also made me wish I'd taken Gilbert with me instead.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, tu sais je t'aime. ;)
Matilda Williams: Oui, je t'aime trop. ;)
Amelia F. Jones: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. Speak American!
Arthur Kirkland: American's not a language, Amelia...
[Matilda Williams likes this]
Kiku Honda tagged Laima Laurinaitis and Feliks Łukasiewicz in a photo.
Feliks Łukasiewicz: That is the most adorable picture ever~
Laima Laurinaitis: I like the giant heart we made in the sand. :)
Edward von Bock: It's rather cute.
Feliks Łukasiewicz: Yeah, but the stupid waves erased, like, half of it after the picture was taken! So not cool. :(
Laima Laurinaitis: Oh well... at least we have the picture...
Feliks Łukasiewicz: And, like, each other. =D
Laima Laurinaitis: That too!
Kiku Honda tagged Jeanette Bonnefoy in a photo.
Arthur Kirkland: Wow. Kiku's an amazing photographer...
Kiku Honda: Hai. Thank you, Arthur-san.
Arthur Kirkland: ... You made Jeanette look like an angel.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh? You think so?
Arthur Kirkland: And I thought that was impossible. Well, Kiku, you do have a habit of proving me wrong...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, of course. Sarcastic as ever.
Antonio Carriedo: Hmph. Ignore him, Jean. I think it's beautiful, no sarcasm included.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Aw~ j'taime Antonio. ;)
Antonio Carriedo: Te amo tambien, Jean! ;)
Arthur Kirkland: ... UCH. You two make me SICK. :(
Antonio Carriedo || Jeanette Bonnefoy: Hola. Ready for the surprise now? =)
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I've been waiting! What is it?
Antonio Carriedo: It's this old house I found on Paris Avenue. :)
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh that? Everyone knows where that is, Antonio. -_-
Antonio Carriedo: Do you know the name of it?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: No...
Antonio Carriedo: It's called the BONNEFOY house, Jean.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... It isn't. No, Antonio, so what if it is? That has nothing to do with me!
Antonio Carriedo: Jean... do I have to point out the name again~?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: No. NO. That - that house has nothing to do with me. I'll - I'll prove it to you. I do not know HOW but I WILL.
Antonio Carriedo: You're over-reacting a bit...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I am not! Tomorrow, at 7, meet me in front of the house. I WILL prove otherwise. It's just a name. That's all it is!
Antonio Carriedo: Is starting to regret telling Jeanette about the Bonnefoy house...
Arthur Kirkland: Tch. Let me guess. She went off her rocker on you, didn't she?
Antonio Carriedo: You have NO idea...
special agent akane: Is not posting anything here to further increase the obnoxious suspenseful power known as "The Cliffhanger". Ciao~! XD
[special agent akane has logged off]