"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
I own the Bonnefoy House as well. XD
TrueDespair. I enjoyed writing that. ^_^ The rivalry lives on! And I'm sure that Adrian will also find some way to get back at Arthur for saying that. Actually APH doesn't stand for Axis Powers Hetalia like you think it would. Gilbert will eventually come up with what that means. :) Arthur's reaction was my favorite line in the whole chapter. Originally, Antonio was going to just tease Arthur about him and Jeanette, then I decided to have them BOTH do it and that's what popped up in my head. RasalynnLynx. Don't you mean Andersen? :) I remember it because it sounds a bit like his last name, which is Densen. And it's easier to spell than the other Nordics. The kidnapping was hard to capture on Facebook, but I tried. XD Good thing kidnapping's not illegal, right Gilbert? ;) The Bonnefoy house is a bit complicated to explain... and even more so to do over Facebook. It's fun trying to make actual life stories in such an abstract way. ^_^ phomma-chan. Oh, phomma, the KIRKLANDS live the Bonnefoy House! XD No worries, more shall be explained next chapter!
session six :: i hate everything about you [three days grace]
- august 7th
Amelia F. Jones || Arthur Kirkland: Did you get that strange message from Jeanette?
Arthur Kirkland: I was reading it when you messaged me.
Amelia F. Jones: I'm pysched! I've always wanted to go to the Bonnefoy house!
Arthur Kirkland: But you're scared of ghosts. -_-
Amelia F. Jones: Psh. PLEASE. There aren't any ghosts there.
Gilbert Beilschmit || Antonio Carriedo: So how many ghosts are in the house?
Antonio Carriedo: Seven.
Gilbert Beilschmit: Seven? No way... you've gotta be kidding, ja?
Antonio Carriedo: No, I'm not. There's really seven.
Gilbert Beilschmit: That's a lot of ghosts. And death.
Antonio Carriedo: Si, es verdad.
Chantal Zwingli || Renate Edelstein: This is bull.
Renate Edelstein: Hm? I'm actually interested. Normally, I'm not a fan of ghost stories but this one is classic.
Chantal Zwingli: Yeah, because 4 murders and 3 suicides is NORMAL.
Renate Edelstein: That's not what I meant. You're being quite negative about this.
Chantal Zwingli: You want me to enjoy being in a haunted house? Hell no. Jeanette can go BITE me.
Renate Edelstein: Don't tell her to do so.
Feliciano Vargas || Lovino Vargas: Ready for the trip?
Lovino Vargas: Che. As long as we don't run into anything... Antonio said we wouldn't...
Feliciano Vargas: Ve~ are you scared, fratello?
Lovino Vargas: N-NO!
Lovino Vargas: maybe... YES! I'M FUCKING TERRIFIED!
Feliciano Vargas: It's okay, fratello~! If Antonio says we'll be okay, than we'll be okay!
Lovino Vargas: THAT'S WHY I'M SCARED, FELI!
Antonio Carriedo || Gilbert Beilschmit: So, tell me a bit about the ghosts.
Gilbert Beilschmit: Well, there's the actual Bonnefoy family, which is Lisette, Lothaire, Louis, Thomas, and Charlemagne. Then there were three others. Bridgetta Ramone, Autumn Rilles and Micheline Maude.
Antonio Carriedo: And all but Charlemagne died.
Gilbert Beilschmit: NOT awesome.
Antonio Carriedo: Haha, you just took the words straight out of my mouth!
Antonio Carriedo: Wait. Charlemagne. Why does that sound familiar...?
Gilbert Beilschmit || Jeanette Bonnefoy: Team's all assembled!
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Who is going along with us?
Gilbert Beilschmit: It's me, Toni, bruder, Feli, Lovi, Mattie, Ame, Artie, Chan, and Ren.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... What language is that in so I can translate it?
Gilbert Beilschmit: What, Google Translate doesn't have Prussian as an option. SO NOT AWESOME. =(
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Hm. ^_^ So tell me, in terms I understand, who is coming?
Gilbert Beilschmit: Me. The Spanish Stallion. Ludwig. The Vargas Brothers. Your "Mathilde". Amelia. Arthur. Chantal. and Renate.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: My "Mathilde"?
Gilbert Beilschmit: I don't know why you call her that.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: That's her real name, Gil!
Gilbert Beilschmit: Wait. WHAT?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Is about to prove Antonio wrong. :)
Antonio Carriedo: Ah, ah, Jeanita. I've already proved YOU wrong and we haven't even set foot in the house!
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh really? How so?
Antonio Carriedo: There was only one member of the Bonnefoy estate who survived, named Charlemagne Bonnefoy.
Antonio Carriedo: This Charlemagne Bonnefoy is ALSO your great-grandfather, Jeanette.
[Arthur Kirkland and 9 others like this]
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Aller en Enfer! I'm going to the house now.
Renate Edelstein: Which makes you the one who is going to Hell, not Antonio.
special agent everest: This was easy to write. For some reason, writing all this tension is easier to do than writing comedy. Believe it or not. Next chapter is going to be fun. I already have it planned out in my head. :) In fact, I might even have it up by tomorrow. Next chapter they actually go INSIDE the house and start looking for Micheline, Thomas, and Bridgetta. Oh, and anyone who likes the fangame RomaHeta: the official OSTs were posted on YouTube. I've been listening to them the whole time I was writing this. :)
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