"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
I own the Bonnefoy House as well. XD
Oh, and did I ever mention how much I love my readers? Ti amo~!
FranceGirl. A HetaOni vibe? Funny, I haven't watched HetaOni in a while. I need to finish it. ^_^ Well, in this case, I hereby dub thee Jeanette. XD May your love for British boys prosper. Etenally1Yours. Hmm, I like this arc too. I don't know who to focus on next, so I'll probably have you all choose. I like my stories to have a degree of interactivity (that's what happens after you come here from Quizilla). Yousha. Why thank you. I'm very glad that you appreciate this as much as I appreciate your review. :) DatMapleLeaf. You do? ^_^ That's amazing. My friends and I roleplay it as well. I'm Spain, ironically enough, although I was almost Romano. I'm not THAT cranky. :) Oh really? Good. So that means I'm accurate. [/laughs] MattsyKunTehZebra. Actually, this chapter's more suspenseful than funny in my opinion, but fortunately Lovino provides some comic relief (like he always does! that's why we love you lovi). Hope you enjoy it, nevertheless! TrueDespair. Poor Amelia. If she had read that conversation between Gilbert and Toni, she would be using Arthur as a human shield the entire thing. XD Thank Goodness she didn't. Well, if Germany x Russia can exist, so can Chantal and Renate. That's how I see it. (The Germany x Russia fanfiction I read was actually pretty good. The pairing just startled me a bit.) Lovino seems to be a bigger chicken than Feli is, so that's how I portray them. But while Feli will openly admit to being upset, Lovino will fight you over it, even if its obvious. Mmhm. Gilbert, you oblivious, lovable, AWESOME you. Yes, that's why. Jeanette doesn't want all of that misery tied to her, because Jeanette tends to get depressed easily. I do however want her to get something positive out of this - so I have a plan for that. Little Patch of Heaven. Your wish for a jealous Lovino has been granted. ^_^ It's more obvious in this chapter. Oh, Arthur is SO jealous. He's eventually going to find a way to seek revenge. No way he's taking THIS lying down. It's funny how you'll dislike a pairing one day then grow to love it later. Like, I'm not an incest fan, but Itacest just manages to always get me. I was a way bigger fan of UKCan before I started writing this. Then I actually went to go see what the deal was with PruCan and BAM. Instant fangirl. Well then, wait no longer, my dear! The fun is only beginning!
session seven :: monster [skillet]
- august 7th
(Mobile) Antonio Carriedo || Lovino Vargas: Hola~ You ready? I'm swinging by your house to pick you up.
Lovino Vargas: NO. I'm not ready.
Antonio Carriedo: Well, get ready! We're going to have the paranormal adventure of a lifestyle!
Lovino Vargas: ARGH, NO, I DON'T WANNA!
Antonio Carriedo: Scared, mi amigo? No worries, Espana will hold you, okay?
Lovino Vargas: NO. Don't fucking touch me you stupid whore!
Antonio Carriedo: Que paso? Why so angry, mi tomate?
Lovino Carriedo: Just... go rot somewhere! DX
(Mobile) Renate Edelstein || Chantal Zwingli: Here I am.
Chantal Zwingli: You're terrified.
Renate Edelstein: Tch. I am not.
Chantal Zwingli: I'm looking right at you. You're shaking like a leaf, twit.
Renate Edelstein: The pot calling the kettle black.
Chantal Zwingli: Go to hell.
Renate Edelstein: Already there.
Elizabeta Hedevery || Renate Edelstein: Ren, are you really going in there?
Renate Edelstein: Yes... Yes I am. I want to understand what's so scary about this place. I want to know its story.
Elizabeta Hedevery: You don't need to know everything, Ren!
Renate Edelstein: Maybe that's the case for you. You don't wish to known as much as you can. You're satisfied with being naive. Well, Miss Hedevery, I am not.
Elizabeta Hedevery: You haven't changed in the slightest Ren...
Ludwig Beilschmit || Feliciano Vargas: You know you don't have to come if you don't want to...
Feliciano Vargas: No, no, I want to! It sounds fun, Luddy~!
Ludwig Beilschmit: Are you sure?
Feliciano Vargas: Si~! Don't worry about li'l old me, I can handle it!
Ludwig Beilschmit: Alright... if you insist... but what about your brother?
Feliciano Vargas: Oh Lovi? ... I don't know. Lovi doesn't want to go because Toni's going...
Feliciano Vargas: I want him to come. :( But he's mad at Toni...
Ludwig Beilschmit; Over what?
Feliciano Vargas: Fratello won't tell me!
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: Is inside this stupid house. And IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
[Yao Wang likes this]
Yao Wang: You're going with Jeanette to the Bonnefoy House? Why?
Lovino Vargas: Feli threw a fit because I wouldn't. Stupid Feli.
Yao Wang: You could have just said no...
Lovino Vargas: You can't say no to Feliciano Vargas. You just CAN'T. -_-
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: Is in the kitchen, looking for Micheline.
Amelia F. Jones: Oh yeah, that girl who killed herself in the kitchen?
Ivan Braginski: Oh da, I remember that! It was an old ghost story my parents told me~
Yao Wang: Oh really.
Kiku Honda: I remember hearing the stories as well...
Ivan Braginski: Oh, privet Kiku. How's your camera? ^_^
Kiku Honda: F-Fine... t-th-thanks for asking...
Yao Wang: Aiyah, Ivan! What did you do to him?
Ivan Braginski: Nothing~! Ah, wait... yes, I did do something. :)
Yao Wang: You damn creeper. DX
[Kiku Honda and 26 others like this]
Yao Wang || Kiku Honda: Aiyah, Kiku, what happened?
Kiku Honda: He broke my camera... apparently Ivan doesn't like being photographed...
Yao Wang: How did he break your camera?
Kiku Honda: He just reached over, wrapped his hand around the lens and crushed it. Then he said I shouldn't take any more pictures of him or he might have to do the same to me...
Yao Wang: ... ... I'll fix this. Want me to buy you a new camera?
Kiku Honda: N-no, that is not needed. He simply broke the lens.
Yao Wang: Then I'll get you a new lens.
Kiku Honda: Since when do you feel the need to miligate Ivan's antics?
Yao Wang: Since the day I met him. -_-
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy || Antonio Carriedo: ANTONIO SOMETHING IS DOWN HERE.
Antonio Carriedo: What? Hang on Jeanette!
Antonio Carriedo: What is it?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I am not very interested in knowing what it is, Antonio!
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland || Matilda Williams: I swear on the Queen I just saw something.
Matilda Williams: Where are you?
Arthur Kirkland: In the library. Hurry.
Matilda Williams: Are you scared. :)
Arthur Kirkland: NO. I just - if you're closer I can protect you. Because that's what gentlemen do. Right...
Matilda Williams: Whatever you say. :) Sit tight, eh? I'll be right there.
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland || Matilda Williams: Where are you?
Arthur Kirkland: I mean, not because I'm scared. But I can't find you. And it's been 10 minutes...
Arthur Kirkland: Oh is that you?
Arthur Kirkland: Oh no, it's Amelia. Damn bitch scared the bloody hell out of me. -_-
Arthur Kirkland: But seriously, Matilda, where are you?
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmit || Feliciano Vargas: Did you hear that scream?
Feliciano Vargas: Yes! Gilbert, I'm scared~!
Gilbert Beilschmit: Shh, it's okay, hang on...
Gilbert Beilschmit: HOLY - WHAT WAS THAT CRASHING NOISE?
Feliciano Vargas: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: Is QUITTING DAMNIT.
[Arthur Kirkland and 7 others like this]
(Mobile) Chantal Zwingli || Renate Edelstein: Ren. We should get out now.
Chantal Zwingli: REN ANSWER ME.
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmit || Ludwig Beilschmit: Bruder, watch over Feli for me. I'm going to go investigate something.
Ludwig Beilschmit: NO, don't. You might not come back.
Gilbert Beilschmit: Why? What's wrong?
Ludwig Beilschmit: Ren. She's missing.
Gilbert Beilschmit: That's nothing to worry about. She probably got lost, the unawesome idiot.
(Mobile) Ludwig Beilschmit || Arthur Kirkland: You say Matilda's missing as well?
Arthur Kirkland: Yes. Does Gilbert know?
Ludwig Beilschmit: I can't tell him that. I don't want to know what he'll do if I told him that.
Arthur Kirkland: Well, Matilda is probably just hiding somewhere... she tends to do that...
Ludwig Beilschmit: Right. Right. There is nothing to worry about. There is nothing to worry about.
Arthur Kirkland: My God! Ludwig! In the foyer...
Ludwig Beilschmit: What is it?
Arthur Kirkland: The vase - the vase on the column, it's broken. And...
Ludwig Beilschmit: And...?
Arthur Kirkland: There's blood Ludwig. Blood.
special agent everest: uses Cliffhanger number 2. It's super effective.
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