"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
I own the Bonnefoy House as well. XD
Oh, and did I ever mention how much I love my readers? Ti amo~!
FranceGirl. Haha. XD Now, remember that waver I had you sign before you began reading this fanfiction, about how I am not responsible for any cases of spotaneous human combustion due to cliffhangers and/or fangirling? You might want to look over that again... TrueDespair. Apparently you're not the only one who picks up such a vibe. Actually, Antonio didn't do much... besides hook up with Jeanette. ^_^ So Lovino get all pissy is basically a tsundere's way of saying I love you. Ren and Chan for comedy? Wow. That is a show I'd like to see. XD No one can resist Feliciano Vargas. It's a rule of life. I actually don't see Ivan as being scary, I see him as being unpredictablely violent, like that's the only reaction he knows. I know a lot of people actually don't like Ivan, but he's actually my guilty pleasure to write about. I almost don't want to make an arc about him becase I'll hate to end it. :) Yes he is! At least he can PRETEND like he's not, something that Lovi can't do. Oh, that won't be revealed now, True. Read and see...! Yousha. Hehe, Loving the cliffhanger I see? It's impossible to say no to Feli. How do you think he's gotten so many girlfriends? They can't resist him! You know what? I like this arc too. =3 Life's Shadows. Oh yes. Yes it is. XD SparkleNeko. Oh. OH. That was completely unplanned. XD I have to confess, that is the BEST typo I've ever made. I'm tempted to leave it there and see if anyone else notices it. Thanks for pointing that out. phomma-chan. That would be terrifying. Positively terrifying... Oh, phomma-chan, prepare for some nightmares. ^_^ Etenally1Yours: They are in undisclosed locations. =D Hmph. Arthur needs to keep up his image somehow. Being stuck in a haunted house tends to suck the manliness right out of people, and Arthur simply refuses to let such a thing happen to him. Now, let's watch him fail at it this chapter. RasalynnLynx. The fun hasn't even begun. Oh, I now have about fifteen different ways to mess with them. I don't think this arc is just going to be five chapters anymore. XD Squishing Bananas. It's quite alright. I'm having a similar moment as well. Believe me, I have as much fun writing this as you do reading it, that's for sure. Little Patch Of Heaven. special agent akane has gained 9001 experience points! :) ... Good point. Then again, one must remember that they are NOT normal people. And besides, if they didn't, you wouldn't know what's going on! I might end up writing little segments about some of the parts that you miss. Actually, Arthur and Lovino kind of gang up on Antonio and Jeanette in this chapter. Oh yeah, revenge shall be seeked. You most certainly cannot say not to Feliciano. There should be a law against doing something like that! Oh, really? RusAme is, like several others, a pairing that's best as a friends-with-benefits pairing. For some reason, UKUS is the same way with me. Not sure why, but it just is. (Same with Germano. ^_^)
session eight :: the ballad of mona lisa [panic! at the disco]
- august 7th
(Mobile) Ludwig Beilschmit || Arthur Kirkland: You're kidding.
Arthur Kirkland: I'm NOT. There's a smear of it across the floor. Oh God, someone's dead.
Ludwig Beilschmit: ARTHUR. Calm down! We do not know anything about this, so do not jump to conclusions!
Arthur Kirkland: That's the first thing Gilbert will do once he hears about this!
Ludwig Beilschmit: I'll kill you if you tell him.
Arthur Kirkland: I'm not scared of you!
Ludwig Beilschmit: ... You should be.
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: Is going downstairs.
Arthur Kirkland: NO! Don't go into the foyer, Lovino!
Lovino Vargas: Give me a good reason why.
Lovino Vargas: That's what I thought.
Arthur Kirkland: I didn't bloody finish, you prick!
Lovino Vargas: You can't stop me from doing what I want! I'd like to see you try!
(Mobile) Amelia F. Jones || Chantal Zwingli: You. Me. Greenhouse. We must investigate it!
Chantal Zwingli: Don't want to. =\
Amelia F. Jones: Oh, c'mon! Please...? You know you want to!~
Chantal Zwingli: No.
Amelia F. Jones: Ren's in the greenhouse!
Chantal Zwingli: ... Fine.
Elizabeta Hedevery || Ludwig Beilschmit: Is the trip going well?
Ludwig Beilschmit: Not at all. We have run into some... complications...
Elizabeta Hedevery: Oh no! Like what?
Ludwig Beilschmit: ... Elizabeta... it is nothing that cannot be resolved, don't worry.
Elizabeta Hedevery: Don't lie to me! Ludwig, I hate when you do that!
Ludwig Beilschmit: I'm not lying.
Elizabeta Hedevery: Yes you are! You're a pathetic liar - I can even tell you're lying over a computer screen, Ludwig!
Ludwig Beilschmit: [/sigh] There's nohing wrong, Elizabeta.
Elizabeta Hedevery: Stop being so difficult!
(Mobile) Chantal Zwingli: Has jut learned that Amelia F. Jones is a LIAR.
Kiku Honda: You have just learned this now, Chantal-chan?
Gilbert Beilschmit: HAHA. Chan-chan. You sir have just made an awesome nickaname,.
Kiku Honda: Ah, hello Gilbert-san. How is your journey?
Gilbert Beilschmit: It's awesome. A little scary, but awesome. ^_^
Kiku Honda: That sounds fun.
Ludwig Beilschmit: Gilbert. Have you seen Jeanette or Antonio anywhere recently?
Gilbert Beilschmit: No...
Ludwig Beilschmit: ... Great.
Arthur Kirkland: No need to worry, they're probably screwing each other senseless, the fucking slags...
[Gilbert Beilschmit and 14 others like this]
Lovino Vargas: They're probably have sex, the whores.
[Gilbert Beilschmit and 14 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: What were you copying me for, eh, wanker?
Lovino Vargas: I wasn't fucking copying you, bastard! I was typing something and YOU just said it first!
Arthur Kirkland: ... I think I'll enjoy your company.
Lovino Vargas: Che. I like you too, tea-bastard.
Kiku Honda: ... Tsunderes use BOND. ... It's super effective...
[Ludwig Beilschmit likes this]
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas || Arthur Kirkland: OHMYGOD. .
Arthur Kirkland: ... Ah, sorry, what?
Lovino Vargas: Ghost. Foyer. Knows my name. FUCKINGHELPME!
Arthur Kirkland: ... Oh God, we should have had a damn seance first - the spirits must be angry that we disturbed them...
Arthur Kirkland: Lovino?
Arthur Kirkland: I'm not a fan of chat-speak, but now seems like the appropiate time to use it... W.T.F.
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas || Gilbert Beilschmit: Gil~ wanna go to the garden with me? Apparently a ghost named Autumn is there!
Gilbert Beilschmit: Autumn? Oh ja, the one who died in the pond. Let's investigate!
Feliciano Vargas: B-But... what if she gets us?
Gilbert Beilschmit: I'll protect you, Feli, you adorable little thing.
Feliciano Vargas: [/claps] Ve! I feel safe now!
Gilbert Beilschmit: ;)
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland || Ludwig Beilschmit: OH FOR THE LOVE OF SCOTCH, LUDWIG, I FOUND LOVINO.
Ludwig Beilschmit: What? What is it?
Arthur Kirkland: On the stairs to the foyer. He's breathing and everything but -
Ludwig Beilschmit: No... I shall be right there!
(Mobile) Amelia F. Jones || Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... Hey. Are you walking around outside the greenhouse?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Non... I am not, Ame.
Amelia F. Jones: That's not you? THEN WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I think you have just seen Lisette Bonnefoy...
special agent akane: Remember about two chapters ago when Lovino said he saw a picture of someone that looked just like Jeanette? Yes, that was Lisette Bonnefoy. Next chapter will deal more with the backstory of the Bonnefoy House than what's happening in the present. And also next chapter -
Gilbert Beilschmit: Kesesese~ This is Gilbert Beilschmit. Since S. was about to reveal the plot, I have asked Adrian to hold her hostage until next chapter. Shame on you, Akane, and you get onto us for kidnapping~
Arthur Kirkland: Kidnapping wasn't needed, Gilbert.
Gilbert Beilschmit: HA. Don't tell the awesome ME what to do, twit! Anyway, as the British say -
Arthur Kirkland: Cheerio, mates. See you lot around. ;)
[special agent everest and 2 others have logged off]