"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
I own the Bonnefoy House as well. XD
FranceGirl. Good thing I have a copy machine! [/waves around a copy of the waver] ^_^ Why thank you. I have as much fun writing as you do reading it, let me assure you. Yousha. Apparently, a lot of people liked that line. Funny considering that I threw that line as a last minute thing. Oh, please, you know you love my cliff-hangers. There are no conflicting feelings. Actually, it's a good thing that Feli goes into the garden, otherwise, there would be a much different ending to this arc. =3 SuperA nTwch. Lol, you two? Second person so far who's like that line. And I haven't even gotten through the rest of the reviews. I'm sure Kiku will be happy that his line is much loved. TrueDespair. Oh, I know right? Actually, I think Ludwig is being the most calm right now... XD You know Lovi and his pride issues. Of course he'll defend his honor. Even if it kills him. (Or comes close to doing so) Chan-chan is a little naive when it comes to Manipulation 101. I mean, look at her sister. Sweetest thing in the world. Even if she did grow up surrounded by Gilbert... she kind of tuned his existence out unless it was necessary to acknowledge him. Elizabeta's not there, and she hasn't heard from Ren for a while, so she probably would start to become a bit frazzled. I would too. YES. Tsunderes, UNITE! Lol. It's wasn't until now that I realized how dysfunctional a friendship that would be. It would be the most awkward, yet adorable friendship in existence. Kiku obviously thinks the same. XD He's friends with them both, so he is just as surprised and confused as you are. For now. I just noticed that I rarely use chat-speak in this fanfiction. Then again, I rarely use chat-speak to begin with. I think I use it more when I speak than when I text. Ve~ they are cute aren't they? XD Little known fact, but: did you know that Gil (in the actual canon storyline too) has a thing for Feli? Ludwig's got some competition... =D Psh, you think that was for the worst? Oh, just wait, True... XD Little Patch of Heaven. I can't wait. Planning this out has been so crazy fun. My mind is very happy right about now. =3 Oh my God. You completely took the words out of my mind and typed them. I was actually going to do that... not right at the moment, because after this arc I'm going to focus on the Nordics and the Baltics, but soon. I can't get too happy, because then I'll want to write this, but... XD No emote can completely describe my happiness. I was planning on doing that. Next chapter will probably have text included, and then... I'll see. I'll probably make it to where the arcs will have text included, but not the regular chapters and such. True. But they are teenagers, and most teens are glued to their phones and whatnot. ^_^ I'm being mainstream to a degree, haha. Oh, I know. Ivan could be a lovey-dovey person, but most people tend to write him as a psychopath, which he's not. And same with Gilbert. I don't see him being very lovey-dovey too, although I can see him being over-affectionate. XD Squishing Bananas. No, it's not Antonio... Toni's kinda busy, actually. =D Psh. Reading your review killed me too. Amelia is SO not going to happy about what you wrote. Oh wait. I mean, what review? You didn't write anything (is assisting with your denial). XD phomma-chan. Actually, I wasn't planning on Lisette possessing anyone... although someone WILL be possessed. Lol, I don't think Lisette or any of them know how to use Facebook. That would be amusing, watching them try to figure it out. =) Shinyfox. Yay, new reviewer! Welcome to the story! No, whenever they on Facebook they're not in the same room as the person they're talking to. For example, Amelia and Chantal are in the greenhouse together, but while Chantal is chatting on Facebook, Amelia's not. Sometimes they're close to each other (like Matilda can take about 30 seconds to go and talk to her sister face-to-face), but they're not in the same room. That would be a whole new degree of impractical. Thanks for your support. =D
... WARNING: GREAT WALL OF TEXT.
session nine :: cannibal [ke$ha]
- august 7th
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas || Ludwig Beilschmit: I'm in the garden with Gil if you need me, Luddy~
Ludwig Beilschmit: Please be careful...
Feliciano Vargas: Don't worry, I won't fall in the pond! Besides I know how to swim, Luddy!
Ludwig Beilschmit: ... around my brother.
Feliciano Vargas: Ve? Why?
Ludwig Beilschmit: Numerous reasons.
Feliciano Vargas: Oh! Gil and I are going in the pond! Apparently you can meet Autumn down there~! Ciao, Luddy!
Ludwig Beilschmit: ... Ja... because THAT'S safe.
(Mobile) Antonio Carriedo || Feliciano Vargas: Hola, Feli!
Feliciano Vargas: Ciao~! So what do you know about this Autumn girl?
Antonio Carriedo: I have a picture of her. She's gorgeous too. But apparently the Bonnefoy twins fell in love with her and fought over her until they both died. Then she went after the eldest Bonnefoy brother and Lisette became enraged and tied her up in the middle of the night and threw her into the pond. She drowned in there... and supposedly if you take a swim in the pond and stay down there long enough, her ghost will dive in the water and kiss you.
Feliciano Vargas: Ooh~ send me the picture?
Antonio Carriedo: Get ready for a message, mi Felito. =D
Feliciano Vargas: Oh mio Dio, lei è splendida!
Antonio Carriedo: Yo sè...
Feliciano Vargas: Gilbert will love to hear this!
Feliciano Vargas: Ve, Toni? Where were you all this time?
Antonio Carriedo: Me? Ahaha... that's an interesting story actually...
(Mobile) Ludwig Beilschmit || Arthur Kirkland: How is Lovino?
Arthur Kirkland: Still not awake yet... not completely... he keeps muttering something though...
Ludwig Beilschmit: What is he saying?
Arthur Kirkland: If I knew, I would have told you!
Ludwig Beilschmit: Are you TRYING to figure it out? It might provide a clue...
Arthur Kirkland: Does it LOOK like I speak bloody Italian?
Laima Laurinatis: Is wondering what's going on at the Bonnefoy house...
[Xiang Wang and 4 others like this]
Yao Wang: It's Jeanette Bonnefoy. She gathered some people to go explore the house with her.
Ivan Braginski: But it isn't going very well, so I have heard.
Yao Wang: Why is that?
Ivan Braginski: The ghosts... they're angry. They are taking their revenge, one at a time...
Yao Wang: OHMYGOD. They - they're DYING?
Yao Wang: Hmph. That's it, I'm going in. No way is any spirit of the dead taking Antonio.
Laima Laurinatis: Antonio...?
Xiang Wang: ... It's a very bizarre, food-based relationship.
Edward von Bock || Arthur Kirkland: Alert. Yao is in a panic and is heading over to the Bonnefoy House.
Arthur Kirkland: What for?
Edward von Bock: He's worried about Antonio.
Arthur Kirkland: Antonio? What the hell - and not me?
Arthur Kirkland: I mean... ah... right. Okay. I'll go meet him soon.
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland || Yao Wang: Yao, what the bloody hell are you doing?
Yao Wang: Aiyah! Do you honestly expect me to sit around while all my friends are knocked off one by one!
Arthur Kirkland: What? No one's dead! Who told you that?
Yao Wang: Ivan...
Arthur Kirkland: [/sigh] Yao...
Yao Wang: I'm worried regardless... I'm just coming to check on you.
Arthur Kirkland: I thought you hated me.
Yao Wang: You're an annoying - what is it, twat? - at times, but no, I don't hate you.
Arthur Kirkland: Hmph... I don't hate you either.
Yao Wang: Alright, I'm here. Now tell me what's going on.
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy || Amelia F. Jones: Amelia! You have got to look around the attic with me! It's simply... fascinating.
Amelia F. Jones: Sure... Chantal and I are just about done looking around outside. Mind if she comes too?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Not at all~! But, where is Renate? Usually they are together, non?
Amelia F. Jones: No clue. Chantal's totally freaking out about it though.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh no! This is terrible! Is anyone else missing?
Amelia F. Jones: Once again, no clue.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Amelia! I just sent a message to Arthur and he said that they couldn't find Matilda either!
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Amelia? Where are you going?
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland || Ludwig Beilschmit: Ludwig... something terrible happened...
Arthur Kirkland: Lovino woke up.
Ludwig Beilschmit: Um... that is not a bad thing!
Arthur Kirkland: No, it's not that... It's... Amelia ran in here to ask me abut Matilda, and she stepped on Lovino's stomach and woke him up, and at first he was okay, but then he got all paranoid, saying that there was some sort of ghost running around that knew his name and everything and that she was walking up the stairs to him. Then, he - according to him - was cursed and forced to black out so he wouldn't remember, but apparently... the ghost, from his description, was Matilda.
Ludwig Beilschmit: No. It must be a look-a-like.
Arthur Kirkland: No. There isn't anyone in the house that looks like Matilda. Jeanette and Lisette are the only doppelgangers. And, when Lovino says he saw her, there was blood all over her hands...
Ludwig Beilschmit: So... is it Matilda's blood in the foyer?
Arthur Kirkland: Oh God, I hope not. Ivan was right... one's possibly dead... and we're all going down next...
(Mobile) special agent akane: Hey, Gilbert... what is Adrian doing now that you threw him away from you?
Gilbert Beilschmit: Hanging from a cliff...
special agent akane: And what's this story doing?
Gilbert Beilschmit: Hanging from a cliff. 8D
special agent akane: Need I say more, readers? ;) You may begin spamming the review page with your hate mail about cliffhangers... NOW.
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