"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
I own the Bonnefoy House as well. XD
Oh, and apparently I've been spelling Gilbert and Ludwig's last name wrong. It's Beilschmidt. With a D thrown in there. ... Like, how so not cool of me. (When piqued, speak like Poland. Works every time.)
Yousha. Ahaha, of course. Don't you love them? Cliffhangers are my pride and joy. XD Next arc... I don't know. I have a few ideas, but for right now, after this arc I'm going to kick back with the Nordics and the Baltics. I might ask my readers which one they want next, so stay tuned for that. I just need to organize them first. Gah. Organization shall be thy bane. -_- TrueDespair. Yeah, Ludwig. What have to got to worry about? Unless you wanted Feli's virginity. THEN Ludwig has a reason to worry. :) LOL. You really want those pictures? Alright, but it's at your own risk... I'm not responsible for you dying of massive blood loss. Google Translate knows Italian. Ask it. Or Bing. Kiku's not in the house. He's at home. Since Antonio IS in the Bonnefoy house, however... Hn. Arthur only asked that for stability. He wants a friendship that isn't layered with complex emotions and pasts, and with Yao, he has that. (According to him. Actually, that relationship I discussed is with Kiku, but Yao knows him better.) You did? Psh. That's sad. How could you forget about... wait... who were we talking about again? XD It's not so bad yet (hmm, key phrase there). Either way, stay tuned for more. ;) FranceGirl. It wasn't Gilbert's fault, it was mine. I take full responsibility for that. :) Little Patch of Heaven. Kesesese~ I did. Mmhm. Those are the most fun relationships to read and write about, because there's so many ways that you can take that situation and still manage to make it work. Oh, I know! Arthur and Lovino will probably have a love/hate relationship with each other due to this as well, so that'll be interesting. Forget Tsunderes use Bond. More like, Tsunderes use Yaoi-Fangirl's-Dream Scheme. When she wants to be. Hint, hint. ^_^ No, Ame loves her sis, and no matter how much Matilda wants to disown her, Mattie loves her too. Lydiacatfish. Got ya. ;) Oh, I know. I'm rarely on my Facebook either. I just don't have the heart to bother. Oh, no, that wouldn't have worked. Arthur's not stupid enough to jump in a white van with Gilbert Beilschmidt and Adrian Kirkland to begin with, no matter what you offered him. (Well, they haven't tried offering him a unicorn yet. XD) Rina B. Aww, thank you! I try to portray them to the best of my ability. Music helps a lot with writing all of this, actually. Wouldn't be anywhere without YouTube. ^_^ phomma-chan. Lol. :) Don't despair yet. The arc's not over. And I haven't even used my King of Hearts, let alone my Ace. Well, it's not just food. If you think about it, Antonio and Yao have a lot in common, they just are never near each other in the series, so no one juxtapositions them. It started OUT as a food-based relationship, but I figured that due to their similarities, it would probably become closer later on. Not THAT close, of course. The Spanish Stallion doesn't need any more romance at the moment. XD You're scared already? B-But I haven't even STARTED! Etenally1Yours. Chantal: You want to be shot? Fine. This is a waste of a perfectly good bullet but for you I'll make an exception. XD Whose bright idea was it to give her a gun anyway... no worries, I'll make sure she doesn't shoot. I'll tell her you're Ren in disguise. ^_^ Shinyfox. That's alright. I have your support, and that's good enough for me. :) Oh and no problem. That's part of my obligation as author of this fanfiction. =D
session ten :: anxiety [black eyed peas]
- august 7th
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas || Lovino Vargas: Lovi!
Lovino Vargas: What do you want?
Feliciano Vargas: What's this about a ghost you saw? Tell me Lovi!
Lovino Vargas: ... Um... you know Amelia's sister?
Feliciano Vargas: Yeah~! Matilda, right?
Lovino Vargas: R-Right... that's her name. I was walking down the stairs, right? And I thought I saw this ghostly figure at the bottom of the stairs. So when I got closer, she looked up at me and said, "Lovino?" and then she started walking up the stairs to me, and her hands were bright red with blood, and... my life started flashing before my eyes and everything and...
Feliciano Vargas: M-Matilda's dead?
Lovino Vargas: I don't know...
Feliciano Vargas: R-R-Really?
Lovino Vargas: Yeah... and Goddamn it bastard, stop screaming! I can hear you from up here!
Lovino Vargas: Wait - DAMN PASTA-LOVING IDIOT DON'T TELL THE POTATO-BASTARD'S BROTHER!
Lovino Vargas: I SAID DON'T YOU FUCKING MORON!
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas || Ludwig Beilschmidt: Shit. Prepare for a shitstorm to head your way, kraut-head.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: ... You wish to throw tomatoes at me again?
Lovino Vargas: NO. Damn Feli ran wailing to your brother about what happened.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: ... You mean what happened with Matilda?
Lovino Vargas: ... Oh yeah, that's her name. And yeah.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: ... Oh kill me now.
Lovino Vargas: Sure. Let me go ask Matilda who killed her and then we'll deal with you accordingly!
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Sigh.
(Mobile) Yao Wang || Kiku Honda: Kiku.
Kiku Honda: Yao-san. Ni hao.
Yao Wang: ^_^ Don't Yao-san me, it's too formal!
Kiku Honda: Alright... Yao-sama.
Yao Wang: ...
Kiku Honda: What do you need, Yao-sama?
Yao Wang: This is HELL. If it weren't for the fact that it's very uncontentious of me to do so, I would have THROTTLED someone by now.
Kiku Honda: W-what's going on?
Yao Wang: Honestly, Kiku? I don't even know...
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy || Gilbert Beilschmidt: Gilbert, please! Just calm down for a moment! Ren is missing as well, we have to find both of them!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Matilda's easy to find. She's dead. All we have to do is find her body, right?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Gil... you're scaring me...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Oh good, you have feelings.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: And what does THAT mean, mon amie?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: That means while you were up in God-knows-where banging Antonio's BRAIN out, Matilda was somewhere taking her last breath AND YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... You bastard. I did not KNOW. I JUST found out about this, don't you dare blame me!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Fuck you.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Only in your damn dreams!
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas || Feliciano Vargas: Feli, let's get away from this drama...
Feliciano Vargas: Where to, fratello?
Lovino Vargas: In the twins' room.
Feliciano Vargas: How fitting, fratello~! Let's go~!
Lovino Vargas: Don't start humming the Mario theme song. PLEASE don't start humming the Mario theme song.
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas || Ludwig Beilschmidt: Ciao, ciao~! How's Gilbert?
Ludwig Beilschmidt: ... He thinks someone's trying to talk to him from beyond. So he stole a sword from off the wall and he's swinging it out while screaming in German. ...
Feliciano Vargas: Wah? That's horrible! T_T
Ludwig Beilschmidt: There's nothing I can really do about it... he's having a schizophrenic episode.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: He's going back to the pond now... he says he needs someone to talk to... mein bruder ist seltsam, ich weiß...
Feliciano Vargas: ... German? I don't understand. o_o
Feliciano Vargas: Make sure he doesn't hurt himself! I'd cry if something happened to him!
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Of course. I'll protect him for you.
Feliciano Vargas: Yay~! Ti amo, Luddy, ti amo~!
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Ti amo...?
(Mobile) Yao Wang || Antonio Carriedo: Aiyah~ I'm already tired of this...
Antonio Carriedo: Oh, tell me about it.
Yao Wang: Whose idea was this?
Antonio Carriedo: Jeanita's, aru.
Yao Wang: Jeanita's?
Antonio Carriedo: It was Jeanette's idea. But I was the one who introduced it to her, aru. She got angry with me and... this started...
Yao Wang: ... We have to convince everyone out as soon as we find the missing people. Which is who again?
Antonio Carriedo: Renate Edelstein and Matilda Williams, aru.
Yao Wang: Ah... that shouldn't be too hard to do...
Antonio Carriedo: Shall we commence the search, aru?
Yao Wang: Sure. ^^
Yao Wang: Wait. What's with the arus?
Antonio Carriedo: Aiyah~ Don't yell at me, aru!
Yao Wang: ... So mean, Toni~! Stop making a mockery of me, sabes que te amo! ;)
Antonio Carriedo: ... Bastard. XD
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas: Everyone, everyone! I have something to say.
Lovino Vargas: Listen to him.
Yao Wang: Ay dio, Lovi!
Antonio Carriedo: ... Oh, so that's how it is, huh, Yao? Trae encendido!
Lovino Vargas: ... NOT AMUSED.
[Arthur Kirkland and 4 others like this]
Feliciano Vargas: I have a question... does anyone know where Jeanette is?
Antonio Carriedo: No...
Ludwig Beilschmidt: I do not.
Arthur Kirkland: Well, since HE'S here that takes out option A... which is screwing Antonio again.
Antonio Carriedo: Someone's a jealous bitch. =)
Feliciano Vargas: No, no, stop! This is bad! If Jeanette is gone then...
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Feliciano, WHAT is going on?
Feliciano Vargas: It's Autumn. She senses that Lisette's here and wants revenge... horrible revenge... fatal revenge! But it's not Lisette she sees, it's Jeanette!
Lovino Vargas: It's true. And Autumn can easily slip inside someone's body and possess them if she wants to. All of us can.
Arthur Kirkland: All of... us?
Feliciano Vargas: Yes.
Lovino Vargas: I'm Lothaire Bonnefoy and this is my brother -
Feliciano Vargas: - Louis. We're trying to save you before someone else gets hurt.
Arthur Kirkland: I - I don't believe it...
Amelia F. Jones: You're possessing the Vargas brothers?
Feliciano Vargas: Oh no! I lost her.
Lovino Vargas: As did I. I can't sense her presence anymore. Which means she's found someone to possess...
Chantal Zwingli: ... But who?
special agent everest: Okay, I have a lot to explain here. So prepare for another possible wall of text.
special agent everest: First off, a reviewer of mine named Little Patch of Heaven made a suggestion that, instead of just doing Facebook posts, I also add regular story text. I like this idea, however, I'm afraid that I would like it too much and end up with more story and less Facebook. So I decided that, I will add those text-like parts to a different story called Crazy Beautiful Life. (Me and my addiction to song titles). And no, they won't be in any sort of order, but I will tell you what chapter each part is from. Second, phomma-chan and I discussed the ghosts being able to communicate through Facebook to the other characters. Whenever these ghosts possess another person, it is only partial possession. The person being possessed can mentally overthrow their possessor if they have a strong enough will to do so. (Actually, if you KNOW that you can overthrow them, you usually can do it - this is an idea from a story of mine but the overall power of possession for this story has been watered down quite a bit. Before, it was very rare that a person could overthrow their possessor. Since the person still has partial control, they still have their a lot of their quirks and talents, but the longer the possession lasts, the more of that person's personality is faded away. It will restore itself of course, but expect moments of bizarre, out-of-character behavior for a bit.
[special agent everest has logged off]
Ivan Braginski: Ah, Akane? I am still here...
Ivan Braginski: [/chuckles] Ah well.
Ivan Braginski: Oh, wait! And one more thing before I go. Don't get too sucked into the story now! It might just kill you~! Dasvidanya!
[Ivan Braginski has logged off]