"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
I own the Bonnefoy House as well. XD
FranceGirl. Arthur x Yao? Wow. That wasn't intentional. But... my OT3 IS Arthur x Kiku x Yao, so... I guess it somehow crept itself in there. Like I said, not intentional. ^_^;; Besides, if I paired him with anyone else, he would be so be the ultimate uke of this fanfiction. phomma-chan. You think she does? She only said two... which is low when I'm writing about Lovino in the same chapter. Still scared, phomma? Good. That was my intent the whole time. I explain how that works more in this chapter. Yeah, they are. Since Lisette died in the foyer, which is in the front of the house, and Autumn died in the garden, which is in the backyard, they've never crossed paths. They've actually been "asleep" for 20 years because no one has disturbed the house enough to "wake" them, until now. But seeing Jeanette has triggered that hatred again, and all Autumn wants is to be rid of her, so that's why she's so angry. She just now realizes that Lisette is in the house still (even though it's Jeanette she sees) and she's actually scared of her. Haha. The twins aren't supposed to be scary, really. Haha, that would be funny, wouldn't it? But it's not Matilda would gets possessed in this chapter. XD TrueDespair. That's what he did. After he got that message, he ran over and told Gilbert, and Gilbert flipped out. That's also why he got into that rift with Jeanette. Yeah, Lovino's still a jackass. Like always. Only time he's considerably polite is when Lothaire's possessing him. XD Kiku's always like that though... so nothing It's New Super Vargas Bros. Wii~! Right before I wrote that bit I found this hilarious picture on deviantart with Feli as Mario, Lovi as Luigi and Francis as Peach. I'm pretty sure I died a little inside. XD Mmhm. Google Translate is seriously my best friend (and Ludwig's too.) I thought they would have that kind of relationship if they ever actually met. No there isn't, even though a lot of high school relationships are built off of mocking each other senseless. I'm sure that at least five of my own are like that. Mmhm. It's party time for sure. Squishing Bananas. Haha, so was I! I had it playing on my iPod when I wrote that chapter, when I wasn't listening to Anxiety by the Black Eyed Peas. (I get the chapter titles from the song I'm listening to at the moment) It's okay. Sometimes up here I run out of things to say to, so I just kinda flounder for a moment... Yousha. Okay, before I comment on anything else: what is Faceshit? ^_^ Was that a typo, or did you say that on purpose? Yeah, definitely. I've got to go write it first. I keep being distracted by Gilbert and his need to "awesomely communicate with other awesome people". ... Um... yeah... I'll just take this cookie... and I'm going to slide over here and use Lothaire as my shield... Lothaire: You're scared of a laugh, Akane? That's rather pathetic of you. I'm not scared of you Yousha. What could you possibly do to me? :) Etenally1Yours. Couldn't have it any other way. XD For a moment, I was going to do Charlemagne and Thomas, but then I remember Charlemagne isn't there. ^_^;; Heh. Major sweatdrop moment. Jean'll live. I like her too much to kill her right now. ^_^ Although at the moment, my favorite character would have to be Feliciano. He's just so darn cute. XD Shinigami. Seriously? Would you believe me if I said I've never heard the song before in my life? I've heard OF it... and now I want to listen to it, as soon as I stop listening to dubs of Hamburger Street. =D coloration. Hmm, I tried. ^_^ And gracias, mi amiga. Yo soy algre que te guste mi historia. :) Mirianna96. lol, really? Don't you know that that is the best time and place to anything spooky? It increases the fear factor ten-fold. XD Andy. More, you say? Well, thy wish is my command. Here you go~
session eleven :: wake up call [maroon 5]
- august 7th
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: So... you're saying that one of us could be possessed right now?
Feliciano Vargas: I'm pretty sure you would know if you were.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Well, then, I can assume that it's none of us.
Yao Wang: But everyone's here, except Ren and Matilda.
Antonio Carriedo: No! Gilbert's not here!
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Gilbert! I completely forgot about him... H-Hang on, let me go check on him!
Feliciano Vargas: Hurry back!
Lovino Vargas: Hurry back.
Chantal Zwingli: So why does Autumn want revenge on Jeanette again?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Good question. I haven't done anything to her, last I looked.
Feliciano Vargas: It's not you. It's Lisette she wants revenge on.
Lovino Vargas: Lisette was the one who killed Autumn. Now that she sees you, it's like a spark.
Feliciano Vargas: All of that hate is back. And the only way to get rid of it is by...
Lovino Vargas: ... Death.
Amelia F. Jones: But... Autumn's already dead.
Feliciano Vargas: I'm sorry to say... but Autumn won't be the one dying...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: It's me. She wants to kill me.
(Mobile) Ludwig Beilschmidt || Lovino Vargas: Gilbert's gone. He's not in the garden anymore!
Lovino Vargas: Oh no. We've got to tell Jeanette.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Yes. Tell her to be careful.
Lovino Vargas: Um... can't do that.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: And why not?
Lovino Vargas: ... She's gone.
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy || Antonio Carriedo: For the last time, Antonio, just LET me deal with Autumn. I can handle it!
Antonio Carriedo: Jeanita... please, don't...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: It is the only way anyone will get any peace. Just let me.
Antonio Carriedo: ... Jeanita... te amo, Jeanette, te amo. PLEASE be careful, Jeanita...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Je t'aime Toni. And I shall.
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas || Antonio Carriedo: You let her go?
Antonio Carriedo: Sometimes proving that you love someone isn't in your ability to hold onto them... it's your ability to let them go...
Lovino Vargas: ... How sweet of you. But seriously, this isn't time for blind action. Go back and get her, please.
Antonio Carriedo: I can't do that...
Lovino Vargas: If you love her then bring her back!
Antonio Carriedo: No. Just let her go.
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: Louis and I are going to find Thomas now... maybe he can talk some sense into Autumn.
Amelia F. Jones: HURRY.
Feliciano Vargas: We'll try...
Lovino Vargas: ... As hard as we can.
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas || Lovino Vargas: Wait! Lothaire...!
Lovino Vargas: Yes, Louis?
Feliciano Vargas: N-No, it's Feliciano. Where are you going?
Lovino Vargas: Don't fret, I'll return.
Feliciano Vargas: I know... I'll miss you, Lothaire!
Lovino Vargas: You'll miss me? Where did that come from?
Feliciano Vargas: I ... I don't know. Will you miss me?
Lovino Vargas: I suppose so, yes.
Feliciano Vargas: Ti amo, Lothaire~! Until next time? :)
Lovino Vargas: Until... Until next time, Feliciano.
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt || Jeanette Bonnefoy: Where are you?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: What do you want with me now?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: I just want to know where you are. You shouldn't be wandering around by yourself.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I'm going towards what I think is the attic... I'm trying to find Autumn.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Whatever for?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Because I want to know what she wants. It's not me she's mad at, but she doesn't know that.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: I think her anger's justified.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Justified how?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: She's dead, and it's taken 20 years for her presence to be stirred again. Imagine being trapped in the place where you took your last breath for 20 years, stewing over those moments and remembering how you ended up this way? It's all her fault.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: What is wrong with you? Ever since you walked into this house, you've become stranger and stranger...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: You're in the attic, you say?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oui, but that's beside the point...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Je suis ici. Tournez-vous.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ... Since when did you learn French...?
Kiku Honda: Is worried.
Laima Laurinaitis: Why? Has Yao not gotten back to you?
Kiku Honda: No he hasn't...
Elizabeta Hedevery: Don't fret over it, Kiku. They'll be fine, I'm sure...
Im Yong-Soo: Please. Like anything could happen to Yao.
Kiku Honda: You say that so casually... yet I haven't heard from him...
Hera Karpusi: If anything was really wrong...you think... we would have heard from him...
Lule Adnan: I agree with the watermelon.
Hera Karpusi: ... Bitch. Don't call me that.
(Mobile) Chantal Zwingli || Amelia F. Jones: I can't take this. I'm going back to the greenhouse.
Amelia F. Jones: Or how about the library?
Chantal Zwingli: Why the library? I'm still not sure you even know what that is.
Amelia F. Jones: Haha. Look who has a sense of humor.
Chantal Zwingli: ... Stop being sarcastic. You suck at it.
Amelia F. Jones: No, but in all seriousness - library.
Chantal Zwingli: WHY?
Amelia F. Jones: Call me crazy all you want, because I really don't give, but - I thought I saw Ren enter the library when I walked past it a moment ago...
Chantal Zwingli: ... We're going to the library, then.
Chantal Zwingli: If you're lying to me though... there will be eight ghosts in this house. Understood?
Amelia F. Jones: ... Is that supposed to be a threat? HAHA, that's pathetic!
Amelia F. Jones: HOLY - DID YOU JUST SHOOT AT ME?
Chantal Zwingli: So we're on the same page?
Amelia F. Jones: YOU JUST SHOT AT ME. T_T
Chantal Zwingli: If you don't shut up, next time I WON'T miss on purpose.
Amelia F. Jones: Like, holy hell... Autumn can HAVE me, just TAKE ME FROM THIS PSYCHO, PLEASE!
Amelia F. Jones: But... yeah... the library's this way... follow the hero!
Chantal Zwingli: ... Chickenwuss. -_-
special agent everest: Finally. For some reason this chapter took forever to think of and write. And now to work on Crazy Beautiful Life. =) This arc is starting to come to a close, finally, and next it's Nordics&Baltics time. With a mini-arc included that introduces a new character. XD Can't wait.
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