"the internet killed the video star "

[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]

an aph facebook fanfiction

DISCLAIMER:

Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.

I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".

Not much else to say, except enjoy.

I own the Bonnefoy House as well. XD

I just re-read the whole series and realized how many mistakes I've made in them. Like in chapter one (which has the character directory mind you) I COMPLETELY mispelled Andersen's name. I put Arnesen. ARGH. Not only that, but it's EDUARD not EDWARD. And I'm pretty sure I spelled Elizabeta's last name wrong this whole time too. This is an FML moment for sure.

Poriichu. Mmhm. Chantal almost always has her gun on her person or near her. Only exception is during school, and even then she still has a pen knife (it actually looks like a pen unless you click it, then the blade flips out. So Chantal has a habit of whenever she goes to get a pen, she always hides it under her desk or in her bag first before she clicks it. ^_^) Yousha. FaceAnger? Yup. I'm not driving you crazy with the cliffhangers this time. That's for later. :) Lol, yes Gil is possessed. I wanted it to be someone close to Jeanette but I didn't want to be an obvious choice - like Mattie. So I picked Gil. Because using Antonio would result in a crap-ton of angst and over-extend this arc. And I just want to get to the Nordics already. ^_^ FranceGirl. Arthur x Yao makes me fangirl too. Yup. Be worried. That only means the Bonnefoy House is working. :) Chan and Ame always crack me up. Thinking of that scene sent me into peals of uncontrollable laughter. Etenally1Yours. Everyone likes Chan-chan in this chapter, huh? :) It wasn't 'til then that I realized I made Antonio almost smart... so I made him have a "oh-this-is-totally-smart-for-me-but-it-isn't-really" moment by letting Jeanette go and deal with Gilbert. Real smart of you, Toni. But that's why we love you, hun. XD

session twelve :: a star crossed wasteland [in this moment]

- august 7th

(Mobile/Mobile) Arthur Kirkland || Antonio Carriedo: You just LET Jeanette go up there when there's a possibility that Gilbert is possessed and is probably going to kill her?

Arthur Kirkland: Antonio, that's idiotic, even for you.

Antonio Carriedo: She can handle herself. I trust her. :)

Arthur Kirkland: Well, I don't. I'm going to find her.

Antonio Carriedo: Bad idea. You'll get yourself hurt. And Ren's already missing...

Arthur Kirkland: You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say you miss her.

Antonio Carriedo: A bit. Her and Beta and me... I miss that. It was nice.

Arthur Kirkland: Hmm.

Antonio Carriedo: It's kinda like you and Amelia and Jean...

Arthur Kirkland: ... Kind of. Except I'm not dating them.

Antonio Carriedo: Yet. ;)

(Mobile/Mobile) Lovino Vargas || Feliciano Vargas: What's up?

Feliciano Vargas: Fratello~! I'm in the kitchen! Wanna come?

Lovino Vargas: Sure. But - Feliciano?

Feliciano Vargas: What is it, fratello?

Lovino Vargas: Did Lothaire give you something?

Feliciano Vargas: Yeah, a key. He said it was the key to something special~ -giggles- Why?

Lovino Vargas: What, like his heart? How damn cheesy. But anyway... Louis gave me a music box.

Feliciano Vargas: Ve? Why?

Lovino Vargas: He said that he couldn't hold on it anymore... that it gave him bad memories, and he didn't want that with him. Besides, he said something about it wouldn't give him eternal peace if it was played, so he told me to destroy it.

Feliciano Vargas: Are you going to, fratello?

Feliciano Vargas: Lovi? Would you rather have us talk about it face-to-face?

Feliciano Vargas: ... You're not going to do it, are you, Lovino?

Lovino Vargas: No. I'm not.

(Mobile/Mobile) Amelia F. Jones || Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh wow. You know that Thomas guy? He was totally cute.

Amelia F. Jones: Well, that would be awkward 'cause he's dead. And related to you.

Amelia F. Jones: R U even getting these?

(Mobile/Mobile) Lovino Vargas || Arthur Kirkland: WHERE ARE YOU.

Arthur Kirkland: What now?

Lovino Vargas: Someone just took my brother.

Arthur Kirkland: ... How?

Lovino Vargas: They're apparently some sort of secret passageway in the kitchen - a hand just opened the door, shot out and grabbed him. I SWEAR.

Arthur Kirkland: I believe you - hang on I'll be down there shortly.

Lovino Vargas: HURRY GODDAMNIT.

Arthur Kirkland: Alright, don't rush me.

Lovino Vargas: I can do WHATEVER I want with you.

Arthur Kirkland: ... You think so?

Lovino Vargas: I KNOW so.

Arthur Kirkland: No you can't.

Lovino Vargas: Tch. Says who, besides yourself?

Arthur Kirkland: Ask my ex-girlfriend. She'll tell you that no, you CAN'T do what you want with me. It works the other way around, you see. I do what I want with YOU.

(Mobile) Lovino Vargas || Kiku Honda: Question.

Kiku Honda: Roma-kun! How are you? Are you hurt? Is everyone okay? Did something happen? Where's Yao? Do you know why he hasn't responded yet?

Lovino Vargas: I didn't mean spam ME with questions. But: I'm fine, I'm not hurt, No I don't think so, Yes something happened, Don't know don't care, and no clue.

Kiku Honda: O_O What happened?

Lovino Vargas: Damn it, let me ask you my question first!

Kiku Honda: Al-Alright... ask away, Roma-kun...

Lovino Vargas: Two questions. First, why the hell do you call me Roma-kun?

Kiku Honda: Because, Antonio calls you Romano sometimes... and that fits you. So I simply shorted it a bit.

Lovino Vargas: ... Fine. But don't call me that in public. Ever. Second question: Is Arthur gay?

Kiku Honda: O_O I think the term is bisexual...

Lovino Vargas: ... Really. Because I'm pretty sure he's trying to hit on me. That's what it sounds like.

Kiku Honda: Is he drunk?

Lovino Vargas: I don't know.

Kiku Honda: If so... then he probably is hitting on you. He tends to sway in that direction when he's drunk.

Lovino Vargas: You know this, how?

Kiku Honda: Ask Yao Wang. Or me.

Ivan Braginski: Is wondering...

(Mobile) Yao Wang: About what, Ivan?

Ivan Braginski: About the Bonnefoy house. You have been gone a while.

Hera Karpusi: ... They'll come back...

Lule Adnan: Eventually. If ever.

Yao Wang: Well... it's been rather chaotic...

(Mobile) Matilda Williams: I know, it has.

Hera Karpusi: Kiku's worried...

Yao Wang: I know, I know. I should message him soon...

Ivan Braginski: :) Hello Matanya~

Yao Wang: Matanya?

Matilda Williams: ?

Ivan Braginski: I didn't have a nickname for you yet. Like I have one for Yao-Yao...

Yao Wang: AIYAH, don't call me that! -_-

Yao Wang: Wait.

Yao Wang: Amelia! You're alive?

[Amelia F. Jones and 7 others like this]

Matilda Williams: ... I'm Matilda, Yao.

[Ivan Braginski likes this]

(Mobile/Mobile) Ivan Braginski || Yao Wang: You really need to stop doing that. ^_^

Yao Wang: I know. She looks similar to Amelia though, so I guess I get them confused.

Ivan Braginski: Matanya's eyes are purple like mine. Amelia's are blue like Ludwig's. Will that help you remember?

Yao Wang: That's perfect!

(Mobile/Mobile) Yao Wang || Matilda Williams: Where have you been, then?

Matilda Williams: With Ren and Thomas.

Yao Wang: Oh thank God... you're both alright...

Yao Wang: Shall I tell Arthur?

Matilda Williams: Not yet. There's something that Thomas, Ren and I are looking for. It might end all this.

Yao Wang: Really? What is it? I will aid in any way I can!

Matilda Williams: It's a music box.

special agent akane: This arc has one last chapter and then - we move on to the Nordics and the Baltics. But are we done with the Bonnefoy House? No way. And you all thought this was scary? Please. Wait 'til the next Bonnefoy house arc.

special agent akane: But anyway - it took me a while to realize that I had NO female-to-male genderbends. I was going to do Hungary, then realized that I had already used her so I finally settled on... Ukraine. That's right, Ukraine! (Plus, I found this really awesome picture of male!Ukraine, so it gives me an excuse to find more. ^_^) Remind me to update the character directory (and fix a lot of my chapter mistakes) after next chapter. Oh, there's a lot more of these: (Mobile) then the last 11 chapters. Because I finally figured it out. For basic facebook conversations, like the long one in this chapter that started with Ivan and ended with Matilda, it will now tell you who is mobile and who isn't, and it will only say it on that person's first post. In the conversation between Lovino and Kiku, all of Lovino's post are mobile, but Kiku is at home. But for Arthur and Lovino's conversation, in which they're BOTH mobile, it will say (Mobile/Mobile) only once, so that way your eyes don't bleed from all the mobile chapters such as this arc.

[special agent akane has logged off]