I'm not gonna lie, I can't tell whether Tara is the stupidest person to walk the face of this planet or the most epic troll ever. Please review!

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! (Why do you presume it was Goths that liked the story, and not 5 year-olds?) FANGS AGEN RAVEN! (You should seriously consider getting put in the witness protection programme, or moving to Argentina or something, because once people that enjoy good literature find out where you live, shit is gonna hit the fan)oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels (Appropriate shoes for a gig, presumably where there will be moshpits). Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front (You mean laces/ribbons? And also, great choice of clothes for a hot and cramped gig! You'll be like Ross from Friends with the leather trousers. MAKE YOURSELF A PASTE-DRESS NOW!). I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. (The laws of gravity do not apply here) I felt a little depressed then (Did you look in the mirror?), so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding (You're a vampire. You don't have blood) and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway (Then why did you put it on the last two chapters?). I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert. (You know what your parents tell you when you're going to a gig: drink some blood so you don't get famished)

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car (Was it a blue Ford Anglia?). He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too) (And are the most gothic band on the face of this earth), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!) (Also, a lot of attention seeking emo boys)

"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice. (Depressed voice with an exclamation mark?)

"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. (Ooh-hoo, you're so bad!) When we got there, we both hopped out of the car (And plummeted to our deaths!). We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage (Didn't I tell you her heels and leather dress would be a bad idea?) and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

"You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).

"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective. (Draco is protective and sensitive? He really is emo, this, and the eyeliner etc)

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. (Ahem, he's married to Nicole Richie, who is also blond. And her blond face? Like her skin colour is blond?)

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer (Go steady mind!) and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz (Mixing drugs and alcohol wasn't a good idea then?), but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest! (The suspense is killing me)