"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
I own the Bonnefoy House as well. XD
And even though I've done twice before, this time I'm letting the character respond to all reviews with me. I might keep this trend up for a bit.
FranceGirl. It's a quirk. ;) I know. I might also do Male!Seychelles eventually, I still have to sleep on that, though. Feliciano Vargas: Veh? What music box, Jeanette? ;) We don't have one, silly~ phomma-chan. [/evil smirk] You heard right. You're scared now? I've had some inspiration from my dreams and other haunted house stories I've read or heard and believe me - this was tame compared to some of the craziness I've heard. Matilda Williams: Eh? No, phomma, there's no need to get all upset over it... everyone does it... really... But, you know, I'm used it to, so no biggie. :) Besides Yao doesn't like Amelia much anyway, so I kinda doubt that he cares. ... Ivan likes giving people nicknames. Since I've seen quite a few fics where Ivan calls Matthew "Matvey", I decided, "Heck, let's do Matanya." (Haha, marvel my creativity -_-) Tempting. I might just have to consider that. :) Eternally1Yours. Lol, I like Switzy too. The music box actually isn't evil. You'll see in this chapter, that it's actually helpful - the only thing is, it helps in a way that two people object to. Renate Edelstein: I'm alive as well, thankfully. Well, Akane is glad you enjoyed that particular installment regardless. I hope you enjoy this one as well. Shinigami. Haha, I know. Chapter 19 of Feverish just came out today and I was like, "YES. FINALLY. I'VE BEEN IN FANFICTION DEADLOCK." Ivan Braginski: You found chapter 3 to be funny? Oh, that was the one I was in~! I am so glad you like it, Shini. :) I don't understand why they're terrified though. I'm not scary at all, am I, Shini? ;) andthenshesaid. Hi to you too. ^_^ And thank you, I'm very glad you like it. I like your work too, in case you haven't noticed. It brings out my poetic side. XD Antonio Carriedo: Spamano? Wait... does that mean me? With Lovino? Oh~ [/blushes] Lovi's so shy though, I'm not sure it'll happen, but I will certainly try, just for you, mi amiga hermosa! What happened between Jeanette and I is... well... :) Some things should stay a secret, no? As does Akane! She is in the exactly same pairing situation, and between you and ME, personally, I think Arthur should end up with Jean. But as of now - Jean is mine. ;) Allie? Who's Allie? I'm a little confused... do you mean Amelia? If so... no, I wouldn't like that pairing. [/pouts] Lovi should be with me :) I love the Nordics too. You have no idea how much fun I had writing as them, it was hilarious. Not to worry, m'dear, the Nordics are right around the corner.
session thirteen :: voodoo [godsmack]
- august 7th
(Mobile/Mobile) Yao Wang || Matilda Williams: A - A music box?
Matilda Williams: It's Thomas's theory... because what he think has them grounded to Earth still is their hatred for each other.
Matilda Williams: The music box has been passed down through generations, and when they were younger it used to calm them down whenever they started fighting and it would eradicate whatever hatred they had for each other. Thomas thinks that if he gathers all of the ghosts together and plays the song, for those three minutes they won't all hate each other and maybe then they can move on.
Yao Wang: ... That's not a bad idea.
Yao Wang: We just need to find the music box and gather everyone. Lothaire and Louis won't be hard to find - we'll ask the Vargas brothers for that... Lisette is apparently near the greenhouse, you already have Thomas, Micheline and Bridgetta we need to find, and Autumn is in Gilbert, so...
Matilda Williams: ... Say that again?
Yao Wang: We just need to find the music box and gather everyone. Lothaire and Louis won't be hard to find - we'll ask the Vargas brothers for that... Lisette is apparently near the greenhouse, you already have Thomas, Micheline and Bridgetta we need to find, and Autumn is in Gilbert, so...
Matilda Williams: ... What do you mean, "Autumn is in Gilbert"?
Yao Wang: Autumn possessed Gilbert and he's apparently going after Jeanette right now... but Antonio doesn't want anyone to intervene, because it's apparently something only she should deal with.
Matilda Williams: ... You've got to be kidding me.
Yao Wang: I kid you not.
Matilda Williams: I'll message you later.
Yao Wang: No, Matilda, wait! Don't go after him!
Yao Wang: ... I really shouldn't have said anything.
(Mobile/Mobile) Amelia F. Jones || Arthur Kirkland: Chantal is going to kill me.
Arthur Kirkland: Where are you?
Amelia F. Jones: No-o-o, I'm not givin' up my hiding spot!
Arthur Kirkland: What if I say I think I found your sister?
Amelia F. Jones: You found Mattie? XD
Arthur Kirkland: Possibly. I can hear her.
Amelia F. Jones: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD - Arthur, I love you.
Arthur Kirkland: Oh, Amelia... that's not necessary.
Amelia F. Jones: Yes it is! You are officially the coolest person on the planet. Hang on a sec, I'll find you. Muah!
Arthur Kirkland: Alright then. :)
(Mobile/Mobile) Arthur Kirkland || Antonio Carriedo: Antonio, may I make your day?
Antonio Carriedo: Si, do so.
Arthur Kirkland: I found Renate.
Antonio Carriedo: No me digas! Really? Where?
Arthur Kirkland: Behind this wall. I can hear them.
Antonio Carriedo: Try talking to them. I'll tell the rest, okay?
Arthur Kirkland: Good idea.
(Mobile - All) Antonio Carriedo: Has good news. XD
Ludwig Beilschmidt: What is it?
Antonio Carriedo: Arthur found Renate.
Chantal Zwingli: Oh really.
Amelia F. Jones: And Matilda!
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Mein Gott... so they're not dead...
Renate Edelstein: No, we're perfectly fine.
Chantal Zwingli: Hmm. Good to hear.
Amelia F. Jones: Woot! Happy endings for all! [/throws flower petals]
Lovino Vargas: NO, NOT HAPPY ENDINGS. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BROTHER?
Matilda Williams: We have him.
Lovino Vargas: Oh. Okay. :)
Feliciano Vargas: But we're not done here... we still have to get Jeanette and Gilbert~!
Lovino Vargas: Oh, who gives a damn, as long as you're okay.
Feliciano Vargas: Aww, fratello~
Ludwig Beilschmidt: You have your brother, now I need mine.
Arthur Kirkland: I found them.
Amelia F. Jones: Wow. You're just finding everyone. You're like a human GPS!
Arthur Kirkland: No seriously. I found them. They just fell off the roof.
Feliciano Vargas: Veh?
Antonio Carriedo: Que?
Matilda Williams: Eh?
Amelia F. Jones: Hey! It all rhymes. XD
Arthur Kirkland: They must have been on the roof or something...
Renate Edelstein: They're alive right?
Arthur Kirkland: ... Can't tell from where I stand. Hang on, I'll return shortly.
Matilda Williams: Arthur? Gil's okay, right?
Amelia F. Jones: First comes love, then comes marriage...
Matilda Williams: ... I'm highly tempted to shoot you.
Amelia F. Jones: OHYMGOD, you and Chan totally teamed up against me, didn't you? TRAITOR. XP
(Mobile/Mobile) Ludwig Beilschmidt || Antonio Carriedo: So what happened exactly?
Antonio Carriedo: This is the abridged version, of course: Autumn (as Gilbert) went and caught up to Jeanette in the attic and tried to attack her, and they fought for a bit before Jeanette escaped up to the roof and continued their battle there, but Autumn grabbed Jeanette by the neck and almost threw her off the roof, but she managed to hold on still. Then Autumn left Gilbert's body, which made Gilbert fall off so Jeanette pushed herself off to grab him and they both hit the ground. Gilbert's okay, he's just kinda in shock and Jeanette might have broken her wrist, but besides that - no problem! Wait. What about the blood though?
Ludwig Beilschmidt: This is the abridged version of that situation: Apparently, Matilda was under the impression that a ghost was near her, so she fled the area and ran downstairs, however, Renate was going up the stairs at the same time. They crashed into each other and they both fell down the stairs, and Renate crashed into the column with the vase. The vase fell off and broke around her, and the impact caused some damage, enough to make her head bleed. Matilda told me that she had dragged Renate closer to her, thus causing the blood smear.
Antonio Carriedo: Ah! Wonderful! So I guess we're done here?
Ludwig Beilschmidt: I don't think so...
Antonio Carriedo: Ahaha... don't say that.
(Mobile/Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy || Matilda Williams: Mathilde~!
Matilda Williams: How can you message me with one hand?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Hn~ I'm simply skilled like that. Besides, I text better with my left hand anyway.
Matilda Williams: The list of "Random Things I Know About Jeanette" grows longer still...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: You'll love that list one day, Mattie.
Matilda Williams: So. Should we go home now?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: For now, yes.
Matilda Williams: ... W-What?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I'm not done. I want to know the complete story, I want to know exactly what happened.
Matilda Williams: B-But I thought... I thought you wanted nothing to do with the place.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I don't. However, the only way I'll get any rest is if THEY'RE put to rest.
Matilda Williams: I can help with that... a bit...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, Mattie, how?
Matilda Williams: First, go see how your wrist is, then I guess I'll... text you until you fall asleep?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: You're so sweet to me, I simply cannot bear it. Je t'aime, Mathilde. :)
Matilda Williams: I try. ^_^
(Mobile/Mobile) Lovino Vargas || Feliciano Vargas: So. You have the key, and I have the box, right?
Feliciano Vargas: Si, fratello.
Lovino Vargas: And the box will supposedly help them move on, right?
Feliciano Vargas: That's what Matilda and Ren said. But Louis said it wouldn't help them... and - I don't want to let them have it.
Lovino Vargas: Because a ghost said so. Feliciano, that's bullshit.
Feliciano Vargas: No... because... I don't want to lose Lothaire.
Lovino Vargas: WHAT.
Feliciano Vargas: Lothaire reminds me of Lothario... Lovi, you don't understand! You don't know how much I miss him, Lovi...
Lovino Vargas: D-Damnit, don't cry...
Lovino Vargas: Alright. Alright. S-So, we're going to hide the music box from Jeanette and co.?
Feliciano Vargas: It's the only way. If we don't... I'll lose him.
special agent akane:... Warning: WALL OF TEXT. XP
As I've already told you, for anyone RomaHeta fans most of the OSTs are on YouTube. However, the third one reminded me so much of Amelia that I have to dub it as Amelia F. Jones's official theme song. XD It's upbeat and quirky and fast-paced, just like she is, and plus, I can totally picture her going to town on some monsters with this in the background. Go listen to it if you don't believe me. ... This is where I'd usually say, "God I wanna do a RomaHeta arc right now", but for one thing that would take FOREVER and be impossible to do over Facebook and two, I have the Nordics to deal with! XD
As also found Arthur's theme song. It's called Trinisette from Katekyo Hitman Reborn. It might take you a bit of thinking outside the box to connect it to Arthur, but the connection is so there, believe it.
But for the actual story itself: Yes, there WILL be another Bonnefoy house arc. However, it won't be for a while, because after I wrap up the Nordics&Baltics introductory arc, there's a 2-chapter arc introducing Feliks and Peter (yes, as in KIRKLAND), then after that is the reader-insert arc (which will also be posted below and is on my profile), and then after that is a special Arthur & Lovino arc. Little Patch of Heaven, I hereby dedicate the Tsunderes - Unite! arc to you.
Now for the reader-insert arc: Due to the fact that I am writing WAY too much for my own good, I would like YOU, my readers to come up with the (semi-)next arc for The Internet Killed The Video Star. That's right. BUT with a catch: whenever I do an arc contest like this, there will always be a theme. Which means the arc must be centered around this theme or this character. So, this contest's theme is: Even Cupid Makes Mistakes. Meaning, I would like to see a lot of random romance. Romance for NO purpose. Which pretty much means that everyone runs around and acts like Jeanette, Antonio, Gilbert, Hera, Lule, Ivan and drunk!Arthur (if you can't establish the connection, these are all of my "promiscuous" characters). But why? I don't know, reader, isn't it YOUR job to tell me why? XD You can leave reviews or PMs, and you can contact me through email, which I'll allow to be shown on the site, okay? XOXO. And most importantly, have a LOT of fun. ;)
[special agent akane has logged off] (Finally! =D)