I must warn you before we start, this chapter has the hottest lemon ever in it (!) Review!
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY (She needs a Beta, or just a spellcheck)nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. (And broke all his bones as he hit the ground) I walked out of it too, curiously (wondering why I wasn't falling through the air).
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. (I'm asking myself that too. WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD, HE PARKED IT IN MIDAIR!)
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow (Depressing, sorrow, both meaning "sad") and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately (What did he do as he kissed you passionately?). Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra (It is preferable when engaging in sexual behaviour to take your bra off). Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (This is how I would explain sex to children. But Ebony/Enoby is 17, and is apparently ashamed to say "penis" and "vagina", or even slang terms. Then again, Tara was probably 14 and was too shy to type them out. So her character just looks like a social weirdo, being 17 and not saying "cock" or something)
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. (Yeah, you can get them from the orgasm shop) We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm (FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU HAVE NO BLOOD, YOU CANNOT GET WARM!). And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Dumbledore! (Ooh, cockblock!)
I totally want Michael Gambon to get dressed up as Dumbledore one last time and shout this at Tom Felton. It'd be hilarious.