"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
The Nordics. Well, let's just say that for the record, I tried. ;)
Yousha. Yup. Nordics/Baltics/Feliks/Peter arc basically. I know, I'm happy too. But for now, I need to focus on other characters. That's why there's a rather big break in between the first part and the second. Peter Kirkland: Besides, don't you want to learn more about me? I mean, Arthur's gotten enough spotlight - it's my turn for a change! Little Patch of Heaven. Lol, that's alright. ;) At least you don't live in Alfred's OTHER head. ... Yup. I'm hoping to cover in those arcs besides the Nordics and the Baltics, obviously - Feliks and Peter in the N&B arc, (if I don't get an idea for the reader-insert arc) Adrian, Elizabeta, Kiku, Lule, Hera in that arc, and of course Arthur and Lovino in their arc. Because once I put the Bonnefoy House Part 2 in there, there will be a massive shift towards Feliciano. So... yeah. And he does annoy Arthur a bunch, doesn't he? XD Gilbert Beilschmidt: O/O Birdie likes me? ^^ Psh, of course she would! I'm the awesome Gilbert Beilschmidt? What's NOT to love? XD And how did Amelia catch onto that before I did? She's completely oblivious to Arthur liking her - I think. Dunno. You can never tell what sort of stuff's going on in that head of hers. She may just PRETEND she doesn't notice, but is really planning some awesome scheme to go flich Arthur away from Jeanette. :) LOL You noticed! I decided since I've thrown in a major amount of FrUk hints lately, to switch it up a bit. Of course he's worried - but there's no way in hell he's going to admit to it. Yup. You basically figured out that arc before I had - so of course it's being dedicated to you. :) And no problem, I'm glad you're happy. neko raccoon. LMAO. Best. Analogy. Ever. And thank you very much, I hope you continue to enjoy the story. ^_^ Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, of course we make World Affairs exciting, darling. But if you think it is fun here, imagine how such goes offline... ;) SuperA n Twch. Lovino Vargas: ME? With that - that - tea bastard? NO WAY. NO FRICKING WAY. Wait. As a real couple. no way in hell... [/blushes] But as a fake one... maybe. I'll sleep on it and respond later... Poland makes, like, any arc completely and totally AWESOME. 2 in a row? Ouch. Glad I made your day so much better.
session fourteen :: welcome to the world [kevin rudolf]
- august 10th
Andersen Densen: First day of school... so not cool.
Maiken Bondevik: ... Stop complaining.
Andersen Densen: Stop being such a little stuck-up prick, geez. That's all you do, whine and complain and make fun of people.
Tino Väinämöinen: Haha, that actually sounds like you.
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Berwald Oxenstierna: I agree.
Brynja Stilesson: Just shut up, all of you, I'm sick of it.
Maiken Bondevik: Well, that just ended the discussion...
[Andersen Densen and 7 others like this]
(Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen: Is NOT excited about being a freshman. Not at all.
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Andersen Densen: Chill. We were all freshman once before.
Maiken Bondevik: It's not bad. Just stay away from Andersen.
Andersen Densen: There you go again! DX
Maiken Bondevik: Hmph.
Brynja Stilesson: She's just saying what others are thinking, according to her.
Andersen Densen: Mean much?
Tino Väinämöinen and 3 others have joined the group APH.
Maiken Bondevik: Gilbert. Why did you bother adding Andersen first?
(Mobile) Andersen Densen: Why did he bother adding YOU at all?
[Amelia F. Jones likes this]
Maiken Bondevik: Jealous whore.
Andersen Densen: Okay, now I take offense to THAT!
Maiken Bondevik: Wasn't talking to you.
Amelia F. Jones: Oh, so you were talking to ME?
Maiken Bondevik: Yes.
Amelia F. Jones: First off - I have NOTHING to be jealous of. Second off, you calling me a whore is pointless. You're the biggest prude to walk the planet. Of COURSE everyone's a whore compared to you. So STFU and GTFO 'cause no one CARES.
[Andersen Densen and 5 others like this]
Maiken Bondevik: I can keep a boyfriend for more than two weeks, unlike you. So. Suck on that, you need an alternate to what you're usually sucking on anyway.
[Arthur Kirkland and 11 others like this]
Matilda Williams: Eh? You mean lollipops, right?
[Amelia F. Jones and 4 others like this]
Maiken Bondevik: No. I don't mean lollipops. However, I applaud your attempt to stick up for her, even if she doesn't need her lackeys to do that.
Matilda Williams: ... I'm not her lackey, fyi. I'm her SISTER.
Maiken Bondevik: ... Oh. Awkward...
[Gilbert Beilschmidt and 12 others like this]
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: Officially hates this year's freshman class. DX
(Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen: What? Why? :(
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Arthur Kirkland: Not you. It's just a CERTAIN VERY ANNOYING SIBLING.
Brynja Stilesson: ... I thought all of your siblings were older?
Xiang Wang: Aisling and Aeden are in college, Adrian's a senior.
Brynja Stilesson: ... Are all Asians creepy stalkers?
[Ivan Braginski likes this]
Kiku Honda: I suppose so... Yao stalks me.
Yao Wang: DO NOT!
Xiang Wang: Don't deny it.
Yao Wang: I DO NOT!
Xiang Wang: Puh-lease. Screaming at me from the next room doesn't make it more believable. Especially when you're blushing so bad.
Yao Wang: A-AM NOT!
Xiang Wang: There you go again...
Yao Wang: AIYAAHH! I QUIT!
Xiang Wang: Xiang gains 501 experience points.
Kiku Honda: This isn't Pokemon, Xiang.
[Arthur Kirkland and 13 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: XIANG uses PEER PRESSURE on YAO for 9001 damange. It's super effective!
[Kiku Honda likes this]
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: Tch. Fucking nerd. XD
[Arthur Kirkland likes this]
(Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen: Has a question for Gilbert.
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: Tell the awesome Gilbert what your question may be. :)
Tino Väinämöinen: What does APH stand for?
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: ... No clue. XD I know that's ridiculous, but it's true. Haven't thought of an awesome name yet. :)
Tino Väinämöinen: That's funny. ^_^
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: ... Does he like everything you say?
Tino Väinämöinen: So far... yes.
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Tino Väinämöinen: WHY do you keep doing that? That's kind of creepy!
Berwald Oxenstierna: Because. You're my wife.
Tino Väinämöinen: ... W-What?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kesesese~ I need some hot buttery popcorn to go with this...!
Tino Väinämöinen: GYAH! Berwald, PM me!
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
(Mobile/Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt || Jeanette Bonnefoy: You know, we need to hang out with the Nordic students more often~
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Porquoi?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: I don't understand French! How many times do I have to say that?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Sorry. Why must we hang out with the Nordics?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: They're VERY interesting. Plus, I also think I've discovered some pretty awesome gossip...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Tell me. ^_^
Gilbert Beilschmidt: As you wish. ;)
special agent akane: ... This is usually where I defend my honor, but I have a feeling that after this chapter, I don't really have that. XD Next chapter is the Baltics... with major intrusions by Ivan and Natalia. By the way, is it Natalya or Natalia? Because I actually like the first way better. (Like the whole Vash/Basch debate. I recently decided that it would be fun to play the neutral card in this feud and just call him Vasch. Especially since we're feuding over Switzy. ^^) So, that's that. Until next time?
Tino Väinämöinen: Merry Christmas!
special agent akane: ... Tino, dear? It's April in real life and August in the story. Nowhere near Christmas. :)
Tino Väinämöinen: Right... ^_^;; I know. It's just... habitual, I guess. :-)
special agent akane: Of course it is, Santa. ;)
[Tino Väinämöinen and 1 other have logged off]