AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! (Okay) Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache (Take some asprin then. I mean, surely there's a potion for that?) ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx (Well, he does own the forest. If I were a teacher and I caught my pupils having sex in school I'd probably swear too)! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
Dumbledore made (A cake? A baby? A really bad fanfiction like this is?)and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. ("Ludacris feel cups like double d's!" Name that song)
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face (You have no fucking blood!). Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry (Pre-emptive anger from Snap and McGoogle there).
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice. (Hee hee, "sexual intercourse"!)
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. (I use this as in insult in everyday life)
"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." (Apparently, fuck someone at Hogwarts, get caught, tell the teachers it was because you love the other person and you get off Scott-free!)
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels (Where are you going, all dressed up?). When I came out….
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte (If I was on the receiving end of someone singing that to me, I'd either be embarrassed for whoever was singing it, cringe, or laugh in their face). I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there (How did he get in her dorm? The girls' dorms have anti-boy spells on their staircases). We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. (Just as I am reading this reluctantly)
Ooh, she didn't describe her makeup! Apparently, Tara's back, under the name xxxbloodyristsxxx666, carrying on this story from where she left off: chapter 45. Well, the website that hosts this monstrosity only has up to chapter 40. Troll? Not a troll? Make up your own minds.