"the internet killed the video star "

[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]

an aph facebook fanfiction

DISCLAIMER:

Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.

I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".

Not much else to say, except enjoy.

The Fox Familiar. Amelia F. Jones: Supposedly Akane just kinda made it up off of the spot like that. Actually, I think that's how she works entirely. [/laughs] Yo, but SO glad you're liking this story. It's because me right? Haha, what's not to love about the heroess? :) espanamazing. As the Spain of my Hetalia group, I have to say that I love your username. That, m'dear, is epicness squared. Arthur Kirkland: Oh really now? [/smirks] Just you wait, espana, Lovino and I have a little surprise for you later on. SuperA n Twch. Eduard von Bock: Reese's Blizzards are my favorite. You haven't been to Dairy Queen? Ever? That's certainly puzzling... remind me to pick you up a blizzard next time I go... Romantically, Ivan is confusing. I COULD say he's in love with Madara, but I could also say he's not at the same time. It's due to his character, mostly. And plus, if I go along with my plan that I mentioned below, his belief in what love is and whether or not he can even feel it will be majorly warped. I almost feel kinda bad for him... On another note, Yay! You got the quote right! [/throws flower petals] MattsyKunTehZebra. ... There's a limit? I know there's a 140 character limit on Twitter, but I didn't know there was a limit on chatting. Madara Galante: I can see him doing that too... and I don't want to! I-I like being short! [/shakes head] B-But I don't think Ivan will really try to crush me... Laima will make sure he doesn't. Eternally1Yours. Yay! You got it right too! [/throws more flower petals] ... Darn it, I'm out of flower petals. I need to ask Jeanette for some more. Hang on a second, can you talk to Laima while I grab them? Laima Lauriniatis: I agree. Ivan with construction equipment... [/shudders] It's like something out of a horror film... Like the world isn't already in danger with his existence... [/looks around franctically] D-Don't tell him I said that! andthenshesaid. Ivan Braginski: I know. This fanfiction site hasn't been working lately. Akane is rather frustrated by it. Oh~ you really like me? Hm. ^_^ That makes me happy. Oh, but I love Yao-Yao as well. We have been friends so quite a while, now that I think about it. But Dara IS cute, da? She's adorable~ Actually... there are a lot of cute people out in the world. You are one of them. :D 'Kay I'm back. [/throws more flower petals] Aw, thanks. That's very sweet of you. :) I tried to get Ivan the best I could - and since a lot of people make him this evil and immorally cruel being, I decided against that. Yeah, Ivan has his sadist moments, but he doesn't really mean it. And I'm glad you like him like this. I do too. Holy snap. =O That's a lot of work. We're having standardized tests at our school and whatnot, so I've had a really low-key week at school. Ha, no worries. That's a promise I can keep, m'dear. XD FranceGirl. Jeanette Bonnefoy: As am I. It gets quite interesting in this chapter, although I'm not in it. As of now I'm perfecting my texting with one hand technique. ;) So far it's do quite well. So this means I shall see you soon, no? I simply cannot wait. :) Lol. :) Me as England. Well, I was TRYING to summon Ivan but for some reason the chapter popped up! Maybe I messed up the chant somewhere... I got Dumbledora the Explorer right... I probably messed up somewhere around the Jackson 5... Dang. I'm going over to Iggy's place right now so I can borrow his spellbook. I'm sure he won't mind. Besides, it's not breaking and entering if you have the key (even if you stole said key from Amelia). XD In the meantime, enjoy the chapter!

session sixteen :: objection [shakira]

- august 12th

Berwald Oxenstierna is in a relationship with Tino Väinämöinen .

[Peter Kirkland and 11 others like this]

Brynja Stilesson: WHOA.

Maiken Bondevik: My thoughts exactly.

Andersen Densen: DAMN. That was FAST.

Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kesesese! Can't believe it actually HAPPENED.

Ludwig Beilschmidt: You weren't kidding Gilbert.

Amelia F. Jones: WTF? You guys actually KNEW this was coming?

Ludwig Beilschmidt: And you did not?

Amelia F. Jones: Dude, I didn't even know Berwald was GAY.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt and 2 others like this]

Maiken Bondevik: ... Neither did I.

Gilbert Beilschmidt: You didn't know about them hooking up either?

Maiken Bondevik: Not that. I didn't know Berwald was attracted to men.

[Andersen Densen likes this]

Brynja Stilesson: Congrats regardless...

(Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen : W-W-What the hell? I'm - We're not even dating!

Gilbert Beilschmidt: Amelia! You devious little hacker. XD Awesome job.

Amelia F. Jones: Ehmagawd, I hacked Mattie's account ONCE and everyone gives me grief. Not cool. -flails-

Tino Väinämöinen : But we're NOT dating!

Berwald Oxenstierna: Yes we are.

Tino Väinämöinen : Since WHEN?

Berwald Oxenstierna: Since... 22 minutes ago.

Tino Väinämöinen : O-Oh my God... Berwald! Message me.

Berwald Oxenstierna || (Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen : Did I upset you?

Tino Väinämöinen: No - just don't randomly post this stuff! Didn't you see the reactions?

Tino Väinämöinen : Since WHEN did you decide to randomly pair us together anyway?

Berwald Oxenstierna: Because I like you. But I've known you for so long, you're like family. So the only way I can like you and you still be a part of my family, is if you're my wife.

Tino Väinämöinen: Wait... you LIKE me? As in... you LIKE LIKE me?

Berwald Oxenstierna: Yes.

Tino Väinämöinen: Um... wow...

Tino Väinämöinen: But - I mean... you could have just said so... to me... why didn't you just say that instead of posting it on Facebook?

Berwald Oxenstierna: Because you have some trouble understanding me through my accent.

Tino Väinämöinen: Haha. That's true... :)

Andersen Densen || (Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen: You're not going to change your relationship status?

Tino Väinämöinen: Hmm... no. :)

Andersen Densen: O_O

Andersen Densen: IS SOOOO CONFUSED. O_O

[Maiken Bondevik and 17 others like this]

Antonio Carriedo: I just got on and found out.

Adrian Kirkland: I'm all with ya, lad. This has completely blown my mind.

Arthur Kirkland: That's impossible.

Adrian Kirkland: And how exactly is this impossible, sire?

Arthur Kirkland: Twat, you need a brain first.

[Xiang Wang and 5 others like this]

(Mobile) Laima Lauriniatis: Congratulations to them. ^_^

Eduard von Bock: I'm shocked as well...

Brynja Stilesson: You're telling me.

Andersen Densen: Next thing I know - Bryn will go lesbian for Maiken. THEN the world will end.

Brynja Stilesson || Maiken Bondevik: If the world will end because of that, then let's bring on the apocalypse.

Maiken Bondevik: More like 2012.

Brynja Stilesson: HA.

Brynja Stilesson is engaged to Maiken Bondevik.

Andersen Densen: WTF! O_O?

[Brynja Stilesson and 10 others like this]

Andersen Densen: Is this some kind of JOKE?

Maiken Bondevik: Silly Andersen. Tricks are for kids.

[Feliciano Vargas and 15 others like this]

Feliciano Vargas: So you're actually NOT joking? O_O

Brynja Stilesson: Of course not. Right, Maiken Stilesson?

Maiken Bondevik: Right.

Maiken Bondevik || Brynja Stilesson: How long should we keep the deception up?

Brynja Stilesson: As long as it takes.

Maiken Bondevik: Hang on - message.

Brynja Stilesson: From...?

Maiken Bondevik: Feliciano. He's saying he's happy for us and wants to know when the wedding is.

Brynja Stilesson: Tell him the truth. And also make sure to tell him to NOT repeat this to Andersen.

Maiken Bondevik: Got it. Should I send messages to other people as well?

Brynja Stilesson: Sure.

(Mobile) Laima Lauriniatis || Chereneko Braginski: Where's Ivan?

Chereneko Braginski: No clue... he's probably -

Chereneko Braginski: - Hiding from Nikita.

Chereneko Braginski: Why?

Laima Lauriniatis: Because... I wanted to talk to him about something.

Chereneko Braginski: About...?

Laima Lauriniatis: About Nikita.

Chereneko Braginski: Um... sure. I'll - I'll go look.

(Mobile) Laima Lauriniatis || Madara Galante: Why is it that we're drawn to people with cracked mentalities? I mean... my best friend's a cross-dresser. There are some days when I have no idea what Feliks's gender is.

Madara Galante: What do you mean?

Laima Lauriniatis: It's Nikita. I've had this longing... t-this crush, you could say, on Nikita for the longest time...

Madara Galante: You're insane.

Laima Lauriniatis: I'm well aware.

Madara Galante: You're asking for a world of hurt.

Laima Lauriniatis: I'm going to ask him out.

Madara Galante: He might just kill you.

Laima Lauriniatis: It's a risk I'm willing to take! You know... f-for love...

(Mobile/Mobile) Eduard von Bock || Laima Lauriniatis: So how many fingers of yours did he break?

Laima Lauriniatis: Only two. I - I think he actually likes me... [/blushes]

Eduard von Bock: It has now occurred to me that the three of us are masochists.

Laima Lauriniatis: ... And the saddest part about this... is that you're right.

special agent everest: I tried to lighten this chapter up from the last one, because now that I look over it, the ending was slightly depressing. But that's how it is with Ivan, I guess. It's kind of hard to, especially with...

special agent everest: I just got a brilliant idea for an arc. I'm not sure when I'll do it, but I MIGHT do it after this one - and - it'll be like a puzzle for you guys to solve. Each chapter will contain clues, and basically you have to figure out what happened. It may be a little tricky to write, but I can do it. It'll revolve around Ivan, have hints of both Ivan x Yao and Ivan x Amelia, and will probably be, if not depressing, then at least angsty. However, I think this is a rather good balance, considering that the Tsunderes Unite! arc will contain little to no angst whatsoever. Tell me what you all think about this, because if you like it enough to where you want me to write it, I will.

special agent everest: On an unrelated note, I was watching part 14 of HetaQuest and when I got to around 11:06 guess who I saw in it. Jeanette. That's right. JEANETTE BONNEFOY. I'm not kidding either! That's exactly how I envisioned her, it's PERFECT. [/is a very happy little fangirl] Maybe sometime in the future, I might write about HetaQuest... because right now I am head-over-heels in love.