"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
SuperA n Twch. Gilbert Beilschmidt: What? They don't have a Dairy Queen in Britain? Oh, we're going to fix that somehow. How 'bout you just hop into my van and I take you back to the States? Oh wait - van can't go underwater. No worries, the awesome me will figure it out soon enough. You're trying that ice cream. :) Seriously? I thought HetaQuest would be more popular than this... but anyway, it's really REALLY good. It's on YouTube, and I believe part 16.1 is out right now. HetaOni is good too, but I have to say I'm preferring HetaQuest over HetaOni right now. LOL. No, Peter's not in this chapter, he's in the one after this though. Feliks made an early appearance though! XD He's 14. Peter's a freshman, along with Xiang, Tino, and Brynja. Little Patch of Heaven. I love it too. ^^ Plus, it's fun to watch Ivan get jealous but refuse to act jealous because if he does, Nikita will jump him. XD I'm glad I could do that for you! I've always loved Santa - I mean, Tino - so Tino was most of the reason I couldn't wait to get to the Nordics. Thanks for the feedback. I like Amelia x Ivan too, if it's done right. Ivan's kinda hard to write romance for sometimes, isn't he? But very satisfying to do. Angst IS always awesome. I like angst. It helps me bond with them in a way. Feliciano Vargas: Veh? You haven't heard of HetaQuest either? Oh no, that's terrible! Hurry, after you read this, run to YouTube and search it! Well~ you may want to read the chapter first. THEN go search it~! It's really good, and plus - I'm the main character! So will you go watch it? Please~? FranceGirl. Arthur Kirkland: What's that about breaking into my house again, Jeanette? Surely, you wouldn't attempt such a - wait. How does Amelia have a KEY TO MY HOUSE? ... Either Adrian GAVE it to her, or Peter went off and LOST it somewhere or... Hang on. She took my spellbook as well? Damn it, Akane! -_- Well, if I had any say in such things, Laima shouldn't be with someone so wrong for her... then again... I - I'm crushing on you, aren't I, so I really have no room to talk... ... I'd tell him you're not Jeanette, but since in a sense you ARE - and plus you're probably enjoying that - I'm not going to. XD Have fun with Arthur~! phomma-chan. Not you too! DX Dang it! This is getting ridic. WE need to have our own movie night with HetaQuest! HetaOni IS scary. But I enjoy it, regardless, even if it makes me feel absolutely desolate for Feliciano. Ivan Braginski: Want me to explain it for you, phomma? I shall~ Basically, Akane will have a question you need to answer, and she'll put the question under the date and there will be clues to answering it scattered throughout the chapter. Of course, we have three chapters to go before we get there, and then Akane shall explain more. Is that an okay explaination? I hope I did you well~. LOL. Matilda will be pretty relavent in the next Bonnefoy House arc and eventually I'll give her an arc of her own. And I'll try to stick to those two pairings for Ivan, UNLESS, I feel like being a homewrecker that day. Eternally1Yours. What's the point in that? If he changes it, he'll just change it back later. XD Berwald Oxensterina: I had to be direct. Sometimes I think, Tino doesn't completely understand me, so direct is the best route. At least... it got us both what we wanted. ^^ The Fox Familiar. Nikita Arlovskaya: ... I'm male. Nikita is a Russian/Macedonian name, and it's a form of the name Niketas, which, in Ancient Greek, means "victory." Appropriate, considering that I shall have victory over Ivan one day~ Rina_B. I'm trying to include both USUK and FrUK to establish the fact that it's a love triangle we have going on. Right now, it's leaning more towards FrUK, but it will eventually be evened out later. Amelia F. Jones: Chyeah, it'll be evened out later. I want my Arthur time too. :( But it's cool, I'll just use my awesome ninja love skills and steal him from Jean. Trust me, I'mma do it. They ARE cute, aren't they? That's why they're almost canon. XD It's sheerly adorable.
session seventeen :: all i want [a day to remember]
- august 13th
(Mobile) Andersen Densen: Has an idea. XD
Gilbert Beilschmidt: What is it?
Andersen Densen: Tomorrow should be APH's first official Movie Night. ^_^
[Eduard von Bock and 11 others like this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: How are we going to organize that? We have over 30 members!
Andersen Densen: We watch the movies at home and comment about them on FB.
[Amelia F. Jones and 11 others like this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Hmm...
Feliciano Vargas: I like it! :)
Arthur Kirkland: It's not a bad idea.
Andersen Densen: Then let's do it! What d'you say, Gilbo?
[Adrian Kirkland and 2 others like this]
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: GILBO? XD
[Antonio Carriedo likes this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Oh, go smoke your lungs out, will you, Adri? -_-
[Arthur Kirkland and 4 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: Adri. God, I love it. X)
Adrian Kirkland: Go rot somewhere, will ya Eyebrows?
[Jeanette Bonnefoy and 5 others like this]
Amelia F. Jones: LOL what's with the nicknames?
Kiku Honda: Ame-chan is right. I thought we were planning movie night.
Ivan Braginski: Ki-Ki is also right. Aren't you Ki-Ki~
[Yao Wang likes this]
Yao Wang: Kiki? Like in Kiki's Delivery Service! =D
Maiken Bondevik: Yao... you couldn't possible troll any harder.
[Arthur Kirkland and 10 others like this]
Andersen Densen: You would know. You're an expert on trolls.
[Brynja Stilesson and 16 others like this]
Maiken Bondevik poked Andersen Densen.
(Mobile) Andersen Densen: Was that necessary?
Maiken Bondevik: Yes. Stupid prick.
Brynja Stilesson has invited Andersen Densen to play CafeWorld.
Andersen Densen: What the heck.
Brynja Stilesson: I need more neighbors. -_-
Xiang Wang: Um, hello - I'm your neighbor.
Brynja Stilesson: True. But I need one more to be able to expand my Cafe.
Xiang Wang: Oh.
Andersen Densen: You know, I'll accept it. But I'm not going to play it.
Andersen Densen has reached level 5 on CafeWorld.
[Brynja Stilesson like this]
Brynja Stilesson: Ha. ;)
Andersen Densen: It's addicting! DX
[Antonio Carriedo and 5 others like this]
Yao Wang: Addicting? I don't see how.
Xiang Wang: Like, please. Says the Level 41 Chef.
[Mei Wang and 4 others like this]
Yao Wang: I don't STAY on it all day!
Xiang Wang: It's always on one of your browser tabs though.
Yao Wang: Stalker! What, are you creeping on me? DX
Xiang Wang: Because you leave your browser open when you leave. Like, all the time. Duh.
Yao Wang: ... See what I have to live with?
[Kiku Honda likes this]
Brynja Stilesson: LOL. ^^
Brynja Stilesson: Has almost forgotten she was engaged to Maiken.
[Chantal Zwingli and 12 others like this]
Maiken Bondevik: How you could forget?
Brynja Stilesson: I know. I'm sorry Mrs. Maiken Stilesson.
[Maiken Bondevik and 2 others like this]
Andersen Densen: ... Can I object now?
[Tino Väinämöinen and 7 others like this]
Tino Väinämöinen: LOL, it's not time for the wedding yet.
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Feliciano Vargas || Brynja Stilesson: So~ Andersen still doesn't know that it's not real?
Brynja Stilesson: He doesn't have a clue.
Feliciano Vargas: But... are you going to tell him?
Brynja Stilesson: No, I want to watch him drown in his denial for a bit.
Feliciano Vargas: ^^
Feliciano Vargas: Oh! Oh! Bryn! I just thought of something~
Brynja Stilesson: ?
Feliciano Vargas: Hang on, I'll be RIGHT back~!
Brynja Stilesson and 6 others has joined the group Cupido Aiutanti.
[Feliciano Vargas likes this]
Elizabeta Hedevary: Cupid's Helpers, but in Italian? I like. :)
Feliciano Vargas: Si~! Our mission is to assist others in their search for true love!
Feliks Łukasiewicz: Like, how cute! I freaking LOVE it.
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: Oh, THIS'LL be FUN. XD
Lule Adnan: Absolutely. I'm excited for this.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Why, I am honored to be a part of this! I shall assist in any way I can, my darlings!
Feliciano Vargas: Yay~!
Adrian Kirkland: So, whose our first target?
Feliciano Vargas: Hmmm...~
Eduard von Bock || (Mobile) Laima Lauriniatis: Did you get the movie night invite?
Laima Lauriniatis: Did you?
Eduard von Bock: I did.
Laima Lauriniatis: This actually sounds fun. What movie should we watch?
Eduard von Bock: Hmm, no idea. Let's ask Madara?
Laima Lauriniatis: I did earlier. She suggested we watch Tangled, but then apparently Ivan wanted to borrow it so...
Eduard von Bock: Why, is she watching that with him?
Laima Lauriniatis: No clue...
Eduard von Bock: Well, then we better solidify our movie plans before Ivan tries to intervene.
Laima Lauriniatis: Are you coming here or am I going to you?
Eduard von Bock: I have a larger movie collection.
Laima Lauriniatis: It's a deal, then. :)
Yao Wang || Ivan Braginski: Ivan?
Ivan Braginski: Oh, Yao-Yao. What is it? ^_^
Yao Wang: What did I say about that, Ivan? Don't call me that!
Ivan Braginski: You said I could use it at any time. :]
Yao Wang: N-No I didn't! I said the opposite!
Ivan Braginski: Yao-Yao... don't get all upset. If it upsets you so, then I won't use it. ;(
Yao Wang: ... Really.
Ivan Braginski: Really! XD
Yao Wang: Okay. Oh, what I was going to ask you: How come you never changed your relationship status?
Ivan Braginski: Hmm? I'm confused, Yao.
Yao Wang: You never changed it - it still says you're in a relationship with me.
Ivan Braginski: Oh, well, what do you know? It does. XD
Yao Wang: Ivan!
Ivan Braginski: Oh, you're such a killjoy~ Fine, fine, I shall change it back...
Ivan Braginski is single.
[Yao Wang and 2 others like this]
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, is it over already?
Matilda Williams: Did you ever figure out who hacked into your account, Ivan?
Ivan Braginski: No, I haven't Matanya.
Ivan Braginski: Oh! Matanya~ let's play detective and find out!
Matilda Williams: No harm in doing that. ^^
Ivan Braginski: Yay. Let's start now!
Matilda Williams: Okay.
Arthur Kirkland: IVAN uses DECEPTION to lure MATILDA into his trap!
[Lovino Vargas likes this]
Lovino Vargas: Arthur, you need a life. Go buy one off of Ebay. XD
[Amelia F. Jones and 15 others like this]
(Mobile) special agent akane: For all of your Peter Kirkland fangirls, Peter will officially make his first FB post in the next chapter, then chapter 19 revolves completely around him. Same with 20, but instead of Peter, it's Feliks who gets the spotlight. And tomorrow is movie night via Facebook. XD I'll probably have some cute little get-together-event towards the end of every arc like this, so I don't know what I'll do for Ivan's yet, but I'll figure it out.
special agent akane: Oh snap, Arthur's online. GTG.
[special agent akane has logged off]
Arthur Kirkland: Alright, I have a request for you all. See, Akane somehow got a key to my house, went inside and borrowed my spellbook. Problem is: I need it back. That, and I had no idea where she could be at the moment. Only clue she left me is that she's hiding under the wings of the black eagle. Now, I AM intelligent enough, and with enough time I could figure this out, but time is soemthing I don't have. Care to help me, loves? Of course, this isn't a gratituous act - I'll reward you in a way for this. So, with that being said: anyone have any clue where she could be?