"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
BTW. Longest chapter ever. This is over 4000 words - and I didn't even add everything I wanted to. CMV. (Which is FML in Italian.)
FranceGirl. Arthur Kirkland: ... I need that spellbook Jeanette. First off, she's not supposed to know it exists, and second off - I can't use if she has it. A-And... alright then. I suppose I'll have to do just that, then... Jeanette. W-Will you go out with me? It's not lame at all. What hater told you that? And I'm gla I have a real-life Jeanette. Arthur's glad too. ^^ LOL This chapter got long as heck. XD And of course Cupid Helper's are going to stir up some love. Just wait until they start working on internal affairs... =D Squishing Bananas. Adrian Kirkland: Why, sure, we take requests! I'll see if I can work on that on the sly... or I WON'T do it on the sly and watch Jeanette blow her little top off. Internal affairs are FUN to deal with... =D Gosh, darn it, don't give away my position! [/looks around] Okay. Phew. I'm still safe. SuperA nTwch. AGAIN? Well, at least I have one person not trying to turn me in. LOL Yellow Submarine. XD And of course you're excited, who doesn't love free ice cream with Gilbert? Um... I just typed in HetaQuest 1 and I got it. It's explained more later on in the story - but part 1 is where Italy and America are transported to an alternate universe. All of the uploaded chapters of HetaQuest are about Feliciano right now, so... yay. :) Who doesn't love Feli? LOL, Peter's older than you? A freshman is a ninth grader, or someone in their ninth year. Sophomore is tenth, junior is eleventh, and senior is twelvth. Andersen Densen: I know, right? I wouldn't have played it had Bryn not "needed" another neighbor so badly. Dang CafeWorld... but on the plus side, woohoo! I'm on level 6! The only thing that you can't buy on Ebay are anime characters, otherwise, I would have Allen Walker, Yao Wang, Antonio Carriedo, Hayato Gokudera, Mukuro Rokudo, Light Yagami, Mello and Haruhi Fujioka. XD (I needed ONE female friend.) And I don't mind that your reviews are long, it gives me more to write! :) Aleksi Braginski-Jones. Hi Alaska! It's Massachusetts. =D Arthur Kirkland: People keep saying she's there, I may have to go over and check for myself... thanks for the tip. I appreciate it. :) LOL, thank you. ^^ Arthur's such a nerd, but we love him regardless. Lydiacatfish. DANG IT. Stop guessing this stuff! LMAO, you watched those too? My favorite is the Mafia Wars one. Now, I need to respond to the rest of these reviews and TAKE A RIDE INTO THE CARPAL TUNNEL. XD Alice Barden. Huzzah! God, I've forgotten how much I love that word. XD Renate Edelstein: That's a quite rational point. Actually, she got the clue from HetaQuest but it also pertains to the flags as well... Akane is quite HetaQuest obsessed from what I see. Hmph. Hiding under a flag is not beneath her either. I wouldn't be surprised if she were not under a flag. ... Will you at least give me SOME dignity? Geez! [/shoves flag off] I'm going to find a new hiding spot. phomma-chan. Well, that's where I got it from, however, you can solve the puzzle without knowing HetaQuest or HetaOni or RomaHeta. LOL I wish I was under KFC. Free Double Down sandwiches? YES PLEASE. =D But nice try, I'm not at America's house though~! Amelia F. Jones: Haha, I wish she was at my place though. I want that spellbook! Imagine what I could do with that. Oh, there's SO many things I could do... XD Little Patch of Heaven. Well, technically I AM in his house, but it's not HIS wing I'm under. :) Arthur Kirkland: A love spell? No, actually I was going to - what? A-A-I wouldn't use a love spell on them! I-I would never consider such a thing! For either of them! I... No, that's not a good idea... blast it, you have me thinking about that now...! I know, I can't wait. I'm trying not to prematurely fangirl over the two of them because I've got Ivan's arc to do! :) LOL, I know. Since there's going to be a gap in between now and the Tsunderes Unite! arc, I'm trying to at least establish some grounds for them right now, because once I get into Ivan, there's not going to be a lot of them. Yeah, it is a fail movie night. And I didn't even add everything I was going to. XD Oh yes he will. Feliciano will probably be their biggest support system, even better since he has connections to be Jeanette AND Antonio. =D EXACTLY! LOL Jeanette will hate this, especially when Adrian starts to pick up on a few things... maple lover. Matilda Williams: I wish I could buy your username off of Ebay. As a fellow maple lover, I have to say that I like it. :) And no problem! Akane's glad you're enjoying it, so I'll be sure to pass along the message. Thanks again for reviewing. Shinyfox. Yup! Peter is in this chapter, and then chapter 19 is completely revolved around him. World, meet Peter Kirkland, and prepare for a surprise! And besides, don't you know that a life isn't the only thing you can buy off of Ebay? How do you think I got Peter? XD Peter Kirkland: Hey! I take offensive to that! Take all the offensive you want, Pete. ^^ DANG it, people, stop guessing this right. DX How am I supposed to hide if you keep telling Arthur these things? Yukai yumi. ... I swear, I'm going to go crazy. Stop. Guessing. It. Right. I need to use a harder clue next time! To Wikipedia! XD LOLOL Yes, they are. Ivan Braginski: Mmm, it's going to be fun. I like teaming up with Matanya. Supposedly, Matanya and Amelia team up with me in the next arc, but of course, dear sweet Akane does not tell me what is happening next... I do not LIKE this, but I suppose I do not have much of a say. For now, I shall handle it. ^^ XD Why, thank you. I appreciate it. The Silent Cartographeresse. Pretty name. :) Probably because the state bird is the bald eagle? But no, it's not Amelia I'm hiding with, although everyone ELSE has tipped him off so much there's no point. DX So do I, actually. While, USUK is adorable and at times, I do like it more, usually, FrUK wins. Hmm. I like France/Spain too, but that's mostly because I firmly believe that the Bad Touch Trio is really just an on-again-off-again threesome. Oh, don't deny it. Ivan Braginski: Awww~ thank you. [/hugs her back] So sweet~ I am glad you like me. I don't come across as scary, at least I do not think, but apparently, I do. Hmm. And Matanya IS cute! I am glad that someone else sees her like that as well. ^^ LOL, that's EXACTLY what they're going to do. Oh, definitely. I love GerIta, however, there will PROBABLY end up being some Germano thrown in as well, because that's one of my favorite pairings ever. :) Oh my God, finally. Someone noticed that. XD Yes, that's exactly who it is! Well, actually, Lothaire isn't really HRE, BUT he's quite similiar. The real HRE comes in later. =D But seriously, do you know how ecstatic I was when I read your comment? 8D natcat5. Wow. Nice commitment. ^_^ I definitely honor you for that, I know I couldn't have done it. Well, the Bonnefoy House house didn't exactly END, to say. It "ended" on Chapter 13, but here's why I have quotation marks around it: See, Matilda and Renate (who had earlier on gone missing) caught up with one of the ghosts in the house named Thomas. Thomas explained to them about a music box that their mother used to always play whenever they were upset or angry, and every time it temporairly got rid of whatever hatred they had felt for each other. Since, according to Thomas, that hate is what's binding them to Earth still, he wants them to find the music box. Only problem is, Feliciano and Lovino have the music box and the key for it, and Feliciano doesn't want to use the music box. If he does, he's scared that he will lost Lothaire, who, reminds him immensely of someone dear to him that he used to know. However, Jeanette wants to go back to the house to find the music box, because Matilda told her Thomas's theory, and now she feels she has to act on it. Jeanette Bonnefoy: Do not antagonize me here, I can't just LEAVE the house without finding a way to free them from it. That way, I don't have to deal with everything that comes with it. It's gone. And I can move it. Simple as that. I will go back to it, however, I wanted to touch base on some of the other characters first, THEN I'll return. Did I explain it well enough? Oh, and UK/China is a part of my OT3. SO... ^^ Yeah. That's why it was there - I couldn't resist. rae112. Lovino Vargas: H-Hey! Now wait a second, first people are saying I'm in love with that tomato-bastard, and now you're saying it's the TEA-bastard? WTF? Since when I was so attracted to men anyway? Since now. ^^ I can't wait either. Don't worry, rae, only two more arcs to go. Only two more. We can do it! Eternally1Yours. Arthur Kirkland: Don't look at me like that. You know it's true - Ivan can be extremely deceptive, I'm just watching out for her. Simple as that. XD Well, no more waiting! Peter's in this chapter! :) And no, I'm not at Amelia's house (although I wouldn't mind that too much. Ame's cool. ^^) ThePsychicAnimelovingBookworm. Long username is long. 8D Aww, well thank you! I'm flattered. [/hugs] Oh, I know. I mean, I like my USUK, but come on... I kinda wish that not every third fanfiction was USUK. Nah, I'm not offended. And thank Little Patch of Heaven for the love triangle, she gave me the idea. LOL, true. I'm not really an incest writer... (notice how Nikita hasn't really appeared yet? Yeah. That's why.) Anyway, thanks for your review. =)
... I am officially going towards the light at the end of the carpal tunnel. MYGOD, 16 reviews? I appreciate the love so much though. =)
session eighteen :: slow down [bobby valentino]
- august 14th
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: STOP! It's -
Adrian Kirkland: Kidnapping time? ;)
[Gilbert Beilschmidt and 4 others like this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: LOL! XD
(Mobile) Chantal Zwingli: Dislike.
[Arthur Kirkland and 1 other like this]
Adrian Kirkland: Don't lie, lass, you loved it.
Renate Edelstein: "Let's do something stupid and immature per usual" time?
[Chantal Zwingli and 17 others like this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kesesesese~ not this time~
Feliciano Vargas: Hug time! =D
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Aw, you're so freaking cute, Feli!
(Mobile) Ludwig Beilschmidt: ...
[Lule Adnan likes this]
Lule Adnan: I detect JEALOUSY. XD
[Elizabeta Hedevary and 6 others like this]
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Excellent observation, Lule. ;)
Gilbert Beilschmidt: But no, you haven't guessed it either.
Amelia F. Jones: FLAME ON TIME! XD
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: Well, we know what movie YOU'RE going to watch...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: And Arthur Kirkland gets the prize! Silly APHers, it's MOVIE TIME!
[Laima Lauriniatis and 32 others like this]
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: So, tell us, APHers, what movies are YOU watching and with who?
Amelia F. Jones: I'm watching Cloverfield with Adrian!
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: Mmhm. ;)
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: ... Don't TRY anything, stupid.
Adrian Kirkland: I'm not going to try anything. I'm going to DO it. =3
[Feliks Łukasiewicz likes this]
Antonio Carriedo: Jean, Gil, Lud and I are watching Bad Boys II. =)
(Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen: Berwald, Peter and I are watching The Core!
(Mobile) Lule Adnan: Kiku and Hera are with me to see Get Him To The Greek.
Arthur Kirkland: Oh God, and Kiku agreed to that?
Lule Adnan: Why?
Arthur Kirkland: I saw that movie with Adrian in theatres...
Adrian Kirkland: Oh, Kiku'll LOVE it. XD
Ivan Braginski: Well, I know WHO I'm watching the movie with, but not WHAT...
Ivan Braginski: Oh, never mind. I'm watching Black Swan with Yao and Matanya~. =D
Amelia F. Jones: DO MINE EYES DECEIVE MEH?
Arthur Kirkland: ... Is "meh" in the dictionary?
Amelia F. Jones: Mattie! I thought you were watching Cloverfield with us!
(Mobile) Matilda Williams: I've already seen Cloverfield with Arthur.
Amelia F. Jones: I doubt you two watched any of it!
[Jeanette Bonnefoy and 4 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: Xiang, Maiken and I are watching the Black Cauldron.
(Mobile) Yao Wang: That's one of my favorite movies. :)
Andersen Densen: Please. Brynja and I are watching Sherlock Holmes circa 2009. Top that, Artie.
Laima Lauriniatis: I'm watching Spider-Man 3 with Feliks.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Lemme guess - that was HIS pick.
Laima Lauriniatis: It was, funny enough.
(Mobile) Feliks Łukasiewicz: What? Peter Parker is like, gorgeous. XD
Feliciano Vargas: Lovi and I are watching Tron: Legacy! ;)
Lovino Vargas: Light-cycles not included.
Elizabeta Hedevary: I'm watching Tangled with Renate and Chantal! Chantal is Rapunzel!
(Mobile) Chantal Zwingli: Don't touch my hair. -_-
(Mobile) Madara Galante: Eduard and I are watching All The President's Men.
Amelia F. Jones: Nothing like good ol' American politics!
(Mobile) Im Yong-Soo: Mei and I are watching Kung-Fu Panda. =3
Mei Wang: I'm pretty sure Yao's seen the movie about 50 times already.
Yao Wang: Hey! It's only been... 11.
[Kiku Honda likes this]
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: All right - everyone, press those play buttons!
[Amelia F. Jones and 33 others like this]
Ivan Braginski: Is questioning Yao's taste in music...
Kiku Honda: ?
Ivan Braginski: His ringtone.
Amelia F. Jones: Is it in Chinese?
Ivan Braginski: No, it's English.
Amelia F. Jones: Well, THAT narrows it down!
[Antonio Carriedo likes this]
Ivan Braginski: You really want to know what it is?
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: No, we're just asking for no bloody reason. -_-
Ivan Braginski: It's Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman.
[Matilda Williams and 19 others like this]
(Mobile) Peter Kirkland: Best bloody song EVER. 8D
Antonio Carriedo: Are you serious? XD
Ivan Braginski: Now, would I lie to you, Antonio~?
Feliciano Vargas: Oh, I know that song~!
Lovino Vargas: ... Now you have him singing to it...
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: What are you DOING Lovino? VIDEO TAPE THAT!
[Antonio Carriedo and 14 others like this]
Antonio Carriedo: How's Tron, Feli? Lovi?
Feliciano Vargas: We're on the highway~!
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: Motorcycle, switch lanes, reckless!
[Antonio Carriedo and 9 others like this]
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: Swerve right, jump, don't miss your exit. :)
Antonio Carriedo: Switchbox? XD
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: Insert quarter...
Lovino Vargas: ... Gets rejected.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Wipe the dust off of a touchscreen...
(Mobile) Feliks Łukasiewicz: Oh shit, turn around - something's rising~!
(Mobile) Matilda Williams: Lens lights up, light grows to blinding...
Amelia F. Jones: CUT!
(Mobile) Andersen Densen: Megatron gateway floating downward!
Lovino Vargas: People look small...
Matilda Williams: Lightning!
Feliciano Vargas: FADE OUT~!
Lule Adnan: Fade to a hot chick on a bench, look left.
[Hera Karpusi likes this]
(Mobile) Hera Karpusi: Elevating bad guys... wide shot bad guys...
Antonio Carriedo: Step on the (dance) light floor!
[Jeanette Bonnefoy and 2 others likes this]
Lovino Vargas: Throw.
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: Deflect it. :)
Lovino Vargas: Bastard. XP
[Feliciano Vargas likes this]
Hera Karpusi: Blond chick... bounces... this is a weird movie...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Creepy guitar!
Feliciano Vargas: I want one!
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Light-car peels out... now that is what I want.
Ivan Braginski: Walking, walking, walking, walking, cut~!
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Jeff Bridges.
Feliciano Vargas: Jeff Bridges~!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: JEFF BRIDGES.
Antonio Carriedo: JEFF~BRIDGES~!
[Adrian Kirkland and 16 others like this]
Lule Adnan: ... I'm pretty sure P. Diddy has said the word "fuck" like 10 times in this one scene.
[Kiku Honda and 18 others like this]
Ivan Braginski: ? Oh, yeah, the movie's on~
Yao Wang: Well, that's what happens where you don't pay attention...
(Mobile) Lule Adnan: Yeah, I'd totally kiss her face.
[Hera Karpusi and 1 other like this]
(Mobile) Hera Karpusi: Who? The blonde...?
Lule Adnan: Who'd you think I was talking to? YOU?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, now THIS is better than any movie~
[Kiku Honda likes this]
Ludwig Beilschmidt: ... NOW I see why you picked this movie Gilbert. One of the opening scenes is in a nightclub.
[Andersen Densen and 6 others like this]
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: I didn't pick it.
(Mobile) Antonio Carriedo: I did!
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Really.
Antonio Carriedo: I haven't seen the second one yet. ^^
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: ... What the hell?
(Mobile) Xiang Wang: Is it because a dragon just swooped in and ninja-stole that pig?
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: Maybe it wanted bacon. XD
[Matilda Williams and 4 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: No. That's not it.
Arthur Kirkland: There's blood in a Disney movie.
[Amelia F. Jones and 18 others like this]
(Mobile) Antonio Carriedo: Have you not seen POTC?
(Mobile) Feliks Łukasiewicz: Hello, some guy snaps his TOE off!
(Mobile) Xiang Wang: ... Ick.
Feliks Łukasiewicz: Like, IKR?
Xiang Wang: Totally.
Arthur Kirkland: Let me rephrase that: There's blood in an ANIMATED Disney movie.
Antonio Carriedo: There you go!
(Mobile) Peter Kirkland: It's like The Birds all over again!
[Arthur Kirkland likes this]
(Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen: What... 33 people just dropped dead!
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Berwald Oxenstierna: You're not going to die.
Tino Väinämöinen: I know, but still! That's creepy! And all because they had pacemakers?
Berwald Oxenstierna: Apparently.
Tino Väinämöinen: ... Poor people. :(
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Berwald Oxenstierna: It's cute, how you care so much.
[Brynja Stilesson and 11 others like this]
Peter Kirkland: Are you two going to get married already or what?
Berwald Oxenstierna: Yes. And we're adopting you as our son.
[Peter Kirkland and 4 others like this]
Tino Väinämöinen: W-Wait a second...
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: Adopt him ASAP.
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: DO IT.
Peter Kirkland: YES. Anything to get me away from these jerks. ANYTHING.
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: Is wiping the dust off of an old touchscreen...
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: Don't go into the light.
Lovino Vargas: Che. Like you'd care if I disappeared or something.
Arthur Kirkland: I kind of would. Plus, you didn't take me with you.
[Feliciano Vargas and 6 others like this]
Lovino Vargas: ... ... That's nice... I guess...
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas: Emergency meeting~!
Brynja Stilesson: What's up?
Feliciano Vargas: I found our first target~
(Mobile) Elizabeta Hedevary: WHO? =D
Feliciano Vargas: Lovi~! We're going to see if anything is going on between him and Arthur!
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: ADRIAN APPROVES. XD
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: I doubt it... Feliciano, there's no way.
Feliciano Vargas: But there IS, Jean~!
(Mobile) Feliks Łukasiewicz: Like, what makes you think something's going on?
Feliciano Vargas: Lovi's blushing like a tomato. ^^
(Mobile) Lule Adnan: That's enough proof for me.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Lovino blushes at a lot of things, mon amie, I do not think that's enough grounds to go by...
Elizabeta Hedevary: Oh, of course it is, Jean!
Kiku Honda: So... we are now working on Operation: Unite the Tsunderes?
Feliks Łukasiewicz: Tsunderes Unite!
Kiku Honda: =3
Feliciano Vargas: 8D
Jeanette Bonnefoy: -_-
special agent akane: ... Two more chapters until The Russian Locket (a.k.a. Ivan's arc). Ivan's arc will also introduce a new character, though I'm not sure I'll use him again after this arc. I'll have to see.
[special agent akane has logged off]
[Arthur Kirkland has logged on]
Arthur Kirkland: Bollocks, I didn't catch her! So, thanks for the help a lot. Turns out she was at Gilbert's house... only problem is, someone must have tipped her off... because by the time I got there, she wasn't there. Apparently, she must be leading me on a wild goose chase until chapter 20... because I have another clue. This one says I'll find her if I remember that night on the marge of lake Lebarge. Sounds like poetry to me...
Arthur Kirkland: Ah, well... I guess she really doesn't want me to curse Adrian into oblivion... because that's the reason she filched it from me. That's all I have for you, though. Cheerio, loves.
[Arthur Kirkland has logged off]