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AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep! (Okay, I'll just get told off by my dentist for not "flassing")
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. (That used to happen in my school all the time. I remember once when this girl in my tutor broke up with her boyfriend in the year above and he came in during registration naked and begged her to get back with him. Obviously.)
"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.
My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair (Again with the gothic black! And waste? Waste-length?) and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on (Do they have some sort of machine in the toilets that dispense contact lenses instead of condoms and feminine hygiene products like they usually do? This one time me and my friend were in the toilet at the pub and we noticed a pack of mints that was stuck in the machine, so we spent like 30 minutes trying to get it out, then thought if we paid for another one they'd come out – like they usually do in vending machines – but it was not to be. But I digress). She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born (That came out of nowhere). Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it (Oh dear). She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed (Even though she was kidnapped as a baby, so probably would have no recollection of it whatsoever). It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger (And that is important because…? Is Smith some sort of Satanist surname?). (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. (I require for her to bugger off, but that's just me)
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him. (You weren't even with Vampire/Harry!)
Everyone gasped. (Because everyone cares about her, I bet)
I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. (Random POV switch) I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) (The emo theory is becoming more apparent) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now (He broke your heart and you're good friends now, how does that work?). He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) (But you hang out with a Mary-Sue)
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed (Back to Enoby's POV). I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.(Girls, a word of advice: don't let anyone pressure you into sex. Losing your virility is an important thing and you only get to do it once. Protect your thingies and you-know-whats with contraception before you do it)