"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
Ah, Peter Kirkland. How we love thee. ^^
EDITED ON AUGUST 21st, 2012
Alice Barden. Close, but no cigar. Although... hmm. You're not totally wrong, since they live in the same house and all, but... oh well, that's better luck for me. Means you can't find me. ;) Feliks Łukasiewicz : Oh, I know, right? Like, I cannot wait to help them out. Their love connection is SO obvious. Go Cupid's Helpers! 8D SuperA n Twch. Gosh darn it, stop guessing it correctly! I'm trying to HIDE from Arthur, not be found by him! Oh my God, yes you should. In fact, I might start rewatching a few just for kicks. Because I'm waiting for part 16.2 to come out soon. ^^ Oh really? Well, I know what character to keep around just in case that ever happens. XD LOL, that's where I got that from. Only 2? I've seen them all - except maybe Cloverfield, because I only watched a portion of that, and same with Black Swan. Cloverfield terrified me. Me too. Believe it or not, I've never seen Tron, I just have the soundtrack. :) It's towards the beginning when Tarin is trying to recover his pig, his mouth starts bleeding. It wigged me out a bit when I was younger, for sure. Peter Kirkland: Really, now? You wish to adopt me? ^^ Hah! And Arthur said no one loves me. IN HIS FACE. But, yeah, I'd accept your offer, ma'am, but um... Berwald is a tad possessive. You might have to run the idea through him first. Thanks. I decided the name needed to go in there somewhere. Cheerio to you, love! XD iflip4dolphins. First things first: Your username is amazing. I, being an torrid dolphin lover, appreciate it immensely. :) Hm. I'm very glad I can make your day, it, in turn, makes MY day. I'm a PruCan fan as well, if it isn't obvious. Only thing is, my love for crack pairings usually interferes with my pairing shipping. (Like right now, my favorite Gilbert pairing is Gilbert x Jeanette - a.k.a. Prussia and France, and my favorite Matilda pairing is Yao x Matilda - a.k.a. China and Canada.) Oh, definitely! There's no way I'm not going to follow through with PruCan, but there's a possibility of it taking a while due to the fact that I highly enjoy throwing wrenches in my plotlines. Way too much for my own good. XD Ah, well, keeps me entertained. Hmm. ^^ Well, SuFin is so ridiculously adorable, I couldn't help but add it. And although, I could sit and experiment with the Nordics forever if I wanted to, I'm pretty sure that 8 times out of 10, I'd pick SuFin. I just love it too much. Maybe because, Tino brings out this side of Berwald that most people didn't know he was capable of. And it's sweet. Once Arthur and Lovino actually start planning in the Tsunderes Unite! arc, most of what happens between them after that is staged. Only they know it's staged, however, at the moment. Something like this HAS to leak to SOMEONE. ;) Oh God, Arthur's cooking. I almost forgot about it. I mentioned it in chapter... 2? 3? somewhere early on? but besides that... oh, Arthur has GOT to cook something sooner or later. Thank you. :) I was worried that, for a moment, I wouldn't be able to get Ivan right, especially over Facebook, but I'm glad that, according to you, I did so. Well, how can I make him evil, when he's not even like that in the canon series? I hate when people make him into a calculating monster - because, once they do, he becomes that permanently, and although Ivan has those moments, he's not completely like that. I want the scarf too. Actually, a lot of the times I picture Ivan, I don't see the scarf. My mind must be telling me something by that, but I can't figure it out right now. It'll come to me eventually. Arthur Kirkland: I wish myself luck for that too, it's a headache. And whatever for, dolphins? Due to recent events, I'm rather reluctant to just give it to you... plus, I don't HAVE it, but - I may sleep on it. I just need to retrieve the book first, damn Akane. In the Japanese fandom, the Nyotalia name they use for Fem!America is actually Emily. I (no offense if your name is Emily) found the name to be rather mundane, so I learned that for the American/English fandom, the most popular names were Abigail, Avery, and Amelia, and Amelia won in a heartbeat. With Fem!France, her names are usually Fracoise or Francine, and I found those to be both way too similar to Francis. So, I found out that a name considered for France was Jean Espin, and from the Jean I simply added a "-ette". Hah. You know what they say, a family that kidnaps together, stays together. ;) Oh God, imagine an actual family working like that. Chaos all around. Oh wow, I have? That's awesome. I'll definitely look for that when you write it, I can't wait. ^^ FranceGirl. Arthur Kirkland: Really? :) That's wonderful! I - I - I mean, well. Alright then. And no, I don't find myself to be "cute" when I'm annoyed! Plus, I don't trust Akane with my spellbook. At all. Surely... there isn't any chance you can't sway her into giving back to me, preferably before she does something stupid. Oh please, Arthur, I'm not doing anything stupid (yet). Oh God, I can imagine Kiku watching that. He'd be one half horrified, one half amused. And Lule would be ALL amused merely by watching HIM. Yukai yuki. ... Yeah, that's right. (Darn it, stop guessing this right, people!) It's the Cremation of Sam McGee. Well, the author lived in Canada, so yeah, it's Mattie's house. ^^ HA. Actually, Adrian loves Lucky Charms to death. In fact, when Aeden, his older brother, decided to mess with him and hide his Lucky Charms one morning, Adrian went into a fit and, to get revenge, smashed a liquor bottle over Aeden's head. XD Now THAT'S cracky stuff. Oh I know. Since in my school Hetalia group, I'm Spain, I love writing as him. ;) Antonio's just pure amazing. Really? What island do you live on? I live in Florida, so, yeah. He used to own my whole state. :) Yeah, they were. Go to YouTube and look up "Tron Legacy Literal Trailer". You will find out where that whole section comes from. HAHA. We have an Austria in my school group too, even more ironic because she gets lost in her own house. Gilbert Beilschmidt: Naw, I didn't force her into anything. You know I'm not like that. :) No, I warned her that Akane was coming though. I figured I should, plus, I got Matilda's house number in the process. Win-win, ja? =D POTC: Pirates of the Carribean. :) If there's another movie night, someone will definitely watch one of the Pirates movies. natcat5. I know. This pairing is RARE on fanfiction though, so I may write a few things for it. Hopefully, I inspire a far larger fanbase for this pairing. Oh, totally, that's why I'm doing it. Although, to be technical about it, it's not exactly a pairing at the moment, mostly because once the arc kicks in, most of what happens is staged. I'm telling you guys that, because, well, it's true. Plus, you'll learn that it's staged far before anyone else anyway. If they actually got together? Holy - the possibilities. XD I want to do that now, so badly. ... Gee. Lovino Vargas: Oh, yeah, because me and Arthur are going to start a new OTP, whatever the hell THAT means. Che. I kinda doubt it. I mean, there are two reasons we're doing this and it's not for each other... (yet). Oh no problem. Glad I could clarify that for you. :) phomma-chan.Hn~ glad you liked it. Yeah, they do, so technically, it counted. But yeah, I'm in Mattie's house. Of course, she doesn't mind, right, Mattie? :) Matilda Williams: Right... just as long as you don't use that spellbook. I - well, I leafed through it a bit and some of the spells in there are... no, you really shouldn't use them. MarothePanda. Thy wish is my command. =3 I would have posted it Thursday, but I had a trip that weekend. Plus, these reviews replies take a while, believe it or not. :) Gilbert Beilschmidt: I figured you'd know, I'm just proving it for everyone ELSE to know. Such awesomeness must be shared. Tch. Adorable? More like drop-dead sexy as hell. But yeah, I'll take adorable. Plus, have you seen Feli and Birdie? Adorableness is frickin' sweet. :) Panda3035. Matilda Williams: Actually, Ivan did. He used his nickname for me, which is Matanya, instead of my actual name, but I'm watching Black Swan with him and Yao. And we had a lot of fun with it, although the movie was rather creepy... eh, it's nightmare inducing. Shinyfox. Arthur Kirkland: Really. Why didn't - fine, fine, I'll do that after I respond to a few other people. And no, don't say that, you'll encourage her to hide again! Blast it, I don't WANT that! Nice flag. XD What color is it? White? ^^ I was watching the literal trailer before I wrote the chapter, so I just HAD to make someone watch Tron. I actually haven't seen the movie yet myself, but I have the soundtrack, so I almost see no point in watching the movie. XD I've got the best part already! As you can see, I'm an avid SuFin supporter. So, my second official pairing in this series just HAD to be them. (First is Jean and Antonio). Oh, most definitely send them warning notes. They're going to need it, especially since Adrian AND Feliciano are BOTH in Cupido Aiutanti. Yeah, they're screwed. XD andthenshesaid. Yeah, it is. I love that poem to death. ... OH, the pun. XD It's called the Tron Literal Trailer, and it's on YouTube. You should check it out (when you're not reading this, writing, going to school and watching HetaQuest. ^^) Adrian Kirkland: Hmm, love? Oh, you mean the American lass, don't ya? THAT'S an interesting thought, knowing that lil' old Arthur'll blow a gasket or two if that happens. Although, he's a bit caught up with that Italian at the moment. Hmm. Definitely a love story that I, as a member of Cupido Aiutanti, am going to have to follow up on. Care to follow it with me, dear? Oh, and if it makes ya feel better? I will TOTALLY hit on Amelia more for you. XD Just for you. If it isn't obvious, so do I. Mmhm. Lule Adnan is Fem!Turkey. Out of all the genderbent characters I've done so far, thinking up Lule and her personality and her appearance has been probably the most fun. And, instead of the mask, Lule has white-rimmed sunglasses. :) Little Patch of Heaven. Yup. Might as well just admit it at this point, Arthur's gonna catch me soon... but - I COULD just string him along for a little bit further. I know. Right now, I'm calling the pairing Tea&Tomatos or Tsunderes Unite! but um... no clue. Besides like, the United Republic of Southern Italy and Great Britain. When in doubt, make your own country. ^^ Oh, Jean's SO interfering with it. Because she now realizes it's not JUST between her and Amelia anymore (both girls know that the other likes Arthur, but eventually they got so sick of fighting over him that they set him up with Matilda XD) so she's actually going to have to try because, basically, she's been thinking that he'll just fall for her like most of the others do. Not gonna happen, Jean. Amelia F. Jones: Oh yeah! I remember, but this movie actually SHOWS blood in it. And that totally rocked me when I was younger. But, no, you want a gory movie? Go watch Resident Evil. Or Cloverfield. Or Saw. Oh yeah. I am just FEELING the love. And in this chapter, it gets better. All of the Kirklands come in for the love-fest! Yay, siblings! Darka Moon. Im Yong-Soo: You know, it's a proven fact that reading fanfiction while sick may lead to: spasms, uncontrollable screaming, swooning, flailing and violent mood swings. [/whips glasses off] And yes, all of these stats came STRAIGHT from Korea, thanks for asking! XD Oh, I know. Best place to look for male!Belarus pictures is zerochan. That's where I found the one I use for a visual of him. Nikita's just awesome like that. ;) And no worries, after Feliks, thy wish for Ivan's arc shall be granted. GrassBlade-chan. Interesting username. ;) And no, I like plot too much. I mean, stand-alone chapters are fun to write sometimes, but no. Me being a novelist, I can't write something that DOESN'T have a plot. Feliciano Vargas: SO glad you reviewed then~ I'm glad you like it, even if what we do here is a little crazy. ^^ Veh~ that's just a day in our lives for you~! rae1112. Your review just cracked me up. Oh God, that's hilarious. You must not like Jeanette for interfering, do you? XD Oh, agreed. That's why I did it. Uncomplicated? No, no, no, dearie. Feliciano's NOT uncomplicated. I showed a bit of that in chapter 13. Shoot. Now I want to prove you so wrong... hang on, let me stew over this plot bunny and take all of the books off one of Arthur's shelf while you talk to Jeanette. Jeanette Bonnefoy: Why me? Why not... [/sighs] Ah, bonjour. ^^ You are actually rooting for them. So are about 20 other people, and I am not talking about my friends either. I mean all of YOU, which is even more unfair to think about. Norrington? Are we talking about the same POTC? POTC stands for Pirates of the Caribbean, and I don't recall a Norrington. Hn. Well. Since I don't think Akane's coming back anytime soon, enjoy this latest chapter, mon amie. Enjoy it immensely~!
session nineteen :: laid [new medicine]
- august 15th
Arthur Kirkland: Who the HELL beat up my little brother?
[Adrian Kirkland likes this]
Adrian Kirkland: What the 'ell you goin' off for?
Arthur Kirkland: Take your Cockney contraptions somewhere else, Adrian. Not in the mood.
[Renate Edelstein and 1 other like this]
Adrian Kirkland: Haters be hating.
[Gilbert Beilschmidt and 3 others like this]
Matilda Williams: What happened, Arthur?
Arthur Kirkland: Peter stumbled into the house all tousled up and practically passed out in my arms, then insisted he ran into a bloody WALL and won't tell me a damn thing.
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh no! You sound worried.
Antonio Carriedo: How are you texting still?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Me and my amazing left hand, Antonio~ its power is not to be underestimated.
Antonio Carriedo: Este es verdad, mi quierda... :)
Arthur Kirkland: For the love of the Queen, STOP. TROLLING. YOUR. ROMANCE. I don't WANT to see my lunch again.
[Lovino Vargas and 6 others like this]
(Mobile) Ludwig Beilschmidt: You say someone beat up your brother, Arthur?
Arthur Kirkland: Yes.
Arthur Kirkland: I want to thank them.
[Adrian Kirkland and 10 others like this]
Amelia F. Jones: LMFAO! XD
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh~ so cold, Arthur...
Lovino Vargas: You damned bastard. You almost made me break a rib from laughing my ass off so hard.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Sigh. You're not the SLIGHTEST bit concerned?
Matilda Williams: I kinda doubt it.
Arthur Kirkland: Not in the slightest.
(Mobile) Peter Kirkland: Arthur can go crawl into a pit and DIE, bloody jerk of jerks. DX
[Aeden Kirkland and 5 others like this]
Maiken Bondevik: You don't like your brother?
Peter Kirkland: Obviously not!
Tino Väinämöinen : But don't you think that's a little extreme?
Peter Kirkland: Adrian's worse. The things he wants to do to Arthur give me nightmares.
[Elizabeta Hedevary likes this]
Elizabeta Hedevary: Oh really? 8D
(Mobile) Lule Adnan: Tch. Such a fangirl.
Elizabeta Hedevary: Hm. Because you're better, Miss Sadist.
Lule Adnan: You say "sadist" like its a bad thing.
[Ivan Braginski and 2 others like this]
Hera Karpusi: With you... it is.
(Mobile) Xiang Wang || Yao Wang: Will you just quit it with the interrogation ? Like, good grief.
Yao Wang: Will you just tell me what happened to your hand then!
Xiang Wang: No.
Yao Wang: Why must you be so difficult? You are INJURED. Let me SEE it.
Xiang Wang: No!
Yao Wang: Xiang!
Xiang Wang: Don't you dare come near me. I can fix it MYSELF, mkay?
Yao Wang: No, not "mkay". And is that even a word?
Xiang Wang: Peter said that too...
Yao Wang: What does Peter have to do with this?
Xiang Wang: Because, that's why my hand's busted up.
Yao Wang: Xiang! What did I tell you about that?
Xiang Wang: Puh-lease. He started it. I just, like, finished it.
Yao Wang: [/headdesk]
[Mei Wang likes this]
(Mobile/Mobile) Arthur Kirkland || Yao Wang: So WHAT happened exactly?
Yao Wang: Apparently Xiang and Peter were having some sort of verbal argument or something... and it got a tad physical.
Arthur Kirkland: A TAD?
Yao Wang: Hm. That WAS an understatement, wasn't it?
Arthur Kirkland: What did they fight over, nothing?
Yao Wang: Well. I wouldn't call that a FIGHT, really.
Arthur Kirkland: Oh? And why is that?
Yao Wang: Last I checked, a FIGHT meant two people have to battle each other... not one person kicks the other's ass relentlessly.
Arthur Kirkland: ...
Yao Wang: Ai... I suppose weakness runs in the family. :)
Arthur Kirkland: What the -
Arthur Kirkland: Is that a challenge?
Yao Wang: It is now.
Arthur Kirkland: That's it. I'm coming over. And bring. it. on.
Adrian Kirkland: Arthur's all - "I'm going to go kick Yao's ass." And I'm all - "No you can't. You're gonna be slaughtered." And Arthur's like - "Oh, really?" And you know what that bastard does?
Amelia F. Jones: What?
Adrian Kirkland: He socked me straight in the eye, lil' wanker!
[Peter Kirkland and 3 others like this]
Alannah Kirkland: Arthur finally did something right. I'll allow it.
[Matilda Williams likes this]
Feliciano Vargas: Veh, what for? That was so random~
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: Agreed.
(Mobile) Peter Kirkland: Arthur vs. Yao - who shall win?
Ivan Braginski: Yao-Yao~!
(Movile) Lovino Vargas: Arthur.
[Feliciano Vargas likes this]
Feliciano Vargas: I vote for Arthur too~!
Kiku Honda: ... Hmm...
(Mobile) Lule Adnan: Yao, definitely.
Amelia F. Jones: Arthur, for sure.
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: Hn~ that's actually difficult...
Aeden Kirkland: Whoever this Yao is, I'm voting for him.
Alannah Kirkland: Agreed.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kesesese~ Arthur's got this one...
Antonio Carriedo: I don't know... Yao's kinda strong, despite his looks.
Ivan Braginski: ^^ True, true.
(Mobile) Kiku Honda: I am voting for Arthur-san.
Matilda Williams: Hmm. I think Yao might win this, actually... depends on how much Arthur manages to tick him off...
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Arthur, most likely.
Renate Edelstein: Arthur, I'm sure.
Chantal Zwingli: Who the FUCK cares?
[Ludwig Beilschmidt and 11 others like this]
Peter Kirkland: GO YAO!
Adrian Kirkland: TEAM YAO~!
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: I have such a loving family...
Antonio Carriedo: Wait a second! This is an ACTUAL fight!
Ivan Braginski: Silly, Toni, what did you expect?
Antonio Carriedo: I expected a wizard-brawl, or a Just Dance competition, but not an ACTUAL fight. HOLY SNAP.
[Jeanette Bonnefoy likes this]
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: So cute~
Antonio Carriedo: Aww, you too~
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: ...
(Mobile) Lovino Vargas: DIDN'T HE JUST SAY SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING CARES!
Arthur Kirkland: I knew I kept you around for a reason. :)
Lovino Vargas: Hm. Damn straight.
(Mobile) Peter Kirkland || Madara Galante: I'm not watching this fight, are you?
Madara Galante: No... it seems really pointless to me.
Peter Kirkland: True. Hey! Let's go see a movie together or something~!
Madara Galante: Um... really?
Peter Kirkland: Psh, no I was kidding!
Peter Kirkland: YES REALLY!
Madara Galante: B-But don't you still need to recover from whatever happened to you earlier?
Peter Kirkland: Recovery is for lamers. I don't need it, I'm Peter Kirkland, freshman extraordinaire!
Madara Galante: Okay... but, can I bring Laima?
Peter Kirkland: Sure. I'll ask Tino! The more, the merrier~
(Mobile) Madara Galante: Well... that was short...
Ivan Braginski: What was short, hm? Besides yourself. ^^
Madara Galante: I-I was going to the movies with Peter... a-and...
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: Sigh. What happened...
Adrian Kirkland: Lemme guess - he got run over by a steamroller. 8D
Arthur Kirkland: What the - WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?
Madara Galante: ... S-S-S-S-Ste-Steamr-rollers?
(Mobile) Laima Lauriniatis: Ow. :( Madara, you made me hit my head!
Ivan Braginski: Hmm~?
Laima Laurinatis: She ducked under the table when Adrian said steamroller... y-you know, you really scared her with that!
Ivan Braginski: Oh, but I was kidding, Dara~ don't be upset...! :]
Adrian Kirkland: I wasn't. Although I'd be much happier if said thing happened to Arthur. XD
[Alannah Kirkland and 11 others likes this]
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: And you wonder why I hate you.
Adrian Kirkland: Aww, I love you too, brother~
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: No, but really. Did something happen to Peter?
Laima Lauriniatis: A counter happened.
(Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen: ^^;;
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Arthur Kirkland: A counter... now how, exactly, does that work?
Tino Väinämöinen: Yeah... he wasn't paying attention while we were in the movie theater and he didn't see the movie counter... and some how, he hit the counter and flipped over it and onto the floor.
[Brynja Stilesson and 12 others like this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: [/holds up a sign saying 8]
(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: [/holds up a sign saying 9.5]
Antonio Carriedo: [/holds up a sign saying 8.5]
Tino Väinämöinen: ^^ Cute.
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
(Mobile) Berwald Oxenstierna: Very.
Adrian Kirkland: Are you talkin' about the whole sign thing or Tino?
Berwald Oxenstierna: Tino.
[Brynja Stilesson and 6 others like this]
Tino Väinämöinen: O/O
Arthur Kirkland: Is Peter alright?
Tino Väinämöinen: Yeah, he should be... he came around a few minutes ago.
Adrian Kirkland: Ohmygod, he knocked himself OUT?
[Amelia F. Jones and 2 others like this]
Tino Väinämöinen: [/nod]
Adrian Kirkland: [/holds up a sign saying 10] Bloody frickin' brilliant! XD
[Aeden Kirkland likes this]
(Mobile) Yao Wang: That's funny, considering Arthur only came around a few minutes ago himself.
Arthur Kirkland: ... Same with you!
Xiang Wang: Oh yeah. So, like, who won?
Antonio Carriedo: It was a draw. They knocked each other out at the same time. :)
[Matilda Williams and 16 others like this]
Feliciano Vargas: Veh~ that takes skill~!
Lovino Vargas: Agreed. It takes skill to be that UNSKILLED.
Arthur Kirkland: I hate you.
Lovino Vargas: Hate you too. XP
Peter Kirkland: Told you no one likes you, jerk.
[Alannah Kirkland and 6 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: ... Scratch that, Lovi. I hate my LIFE.
World, meet the entirety of the Kirkland family: Aeden (Wales), Alannah (Ireland), Adrian (Scotland), Arthur (England), and Peter (Sealand). World, watch me exit. Again. ^^ See you next chapter!
[dalca has logged off]
Arthur Kirkland: GOD, I hate my life! Finally, as I managed to catch up to Dalca, at Matilda's house of all places (thanks for the tips, loves ;] Appreciate it.), Not only THAT, but her next clue is telling me to look upon the isle where the siren sings. Now, I know WHAT a siren is, of course, but... where the hell did they originate from? And guess what else? I can't go look that up because - haha - my entire collection of Mythology books are gone. So, this is where you all come in again. I'm so sorry about this, I PROMISE I'll treat you to something amazing after this is all over, but I do need that spellbook. It's not just me wanting to curse Adrian, it's that is Dalca tries any of those spells and MISPRONOUNCES them, for God's sake, I don't want to know the consequences. And plus, some of those spells have side-effects to using them... and even if she's annoying, I'm not about to be responsible for killing her. So... can you help me, this time now?
Arthur Kirkland: Oh and for so far, Thank you, so, so, much. You have no idea how helpful you all are.
[Arthur Kirkland has logged off]