"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
Out of the three crossdressers Feli Vargas, Mara A. Jones, and Feliks Lukasiewicz, Feliks is the most epic.
natcat5. I'm glad to make you happy. ^^ Yeah, I did. Although when I first leaned that he had the same voice pattern as Feliks I was thrown, but it fits him because it's so contradictory. Oh, I know. Oh, wow. That's actually a VERY good idea. Gosh darn it, I now want to write that so badly. Aisling Kirkland: ... It's not me, it's THEM. I swear. I've got nothing to do with their bullshit. Seriously. And Arthur, though a dunderhead, can take care of himself - he's not stupid enough to get himself hurt like that. Um... yeah. Aisling and Aeden and Adrian are not exactly the "loving family" type. But now I want to make them have a family moment so bad, OMG. You've inspired me. XD andthenshesaid. Oh, LOL. ^^ I know. He shows more care for his psuedo-boyfriend than he does his family. So do I. XD I tried to look on zerochan and stuff for a picture that looks like her, but I haven't found one yet. There's a major lack of Fem!Turkey pictures. Well, thanks. I appreciate that. And y'know what, there's probably going to be a Kirkland arc. I've been inspired. Aisling's a girl - it's a popular Irish female name. Arthur Kirkland: Tsundereness? What? Kiku's called me that too, is this some kind of codename or insult or SOMETHING? It's so bloody confusing... Lydiacatfish. Arthur Kirkland: W-Well, I'm on Facebook because I'm talking to Lov - Aeden. I need to talk to Aeden. Yes. [/looks away] U-um, regardless. I know what sirens are (I compare Jeanette to them almost every day), but where they're from slipped my mind. Thank you for reminding me however. ^^ ... Drat. I need a new hiding place. LOL, 9.3. I'd give him a solid 9, mostly because of the circumstances that led up to said epic fail. Yeah, he does, but that doesn't mean Arthur's a novice at melee combat either. Mostly, Arthur blocked all of Yao's attacks and tried to make him over-exhaust himself. That obviously is not the case. Yeah, exactly. Besides, at least in a normal duel it's somewhat fair. In a wizard duel Yao wouldn't stand a chance. Grassblade-Chan. Yao Wang: Nice job? It didn't solve anything, aru, and - h-hey! Yao-Yao? Y-You know I dislike that nickname, aru! Aiyah... I can't catch one single break, can I? Oh, yes he is. And I strongly don't recommend glomping him, or Ludwig will intervene. Yeah, I think they used to, but it's kind of annoying if you post something like "I'm having a baby!" or "I'm getting married!" and someone spams the Dislike button. Yukai yami. That is exactly why... kinda creepy how you got that right. But, yeah, I explain the reason he ran into the counter in this chapter anyway. So cool. ^_^ Yeah. Adrian loves his Lucky Charms. Mess with them and bad things happen to you. Aeden knows this very well. Seriously? That's so cool! Amelia F. Jones: Puerto Rico is SO my property. Admit it! And believe it or not, there's something you can check to see where your readers are from, and I have readers from Russia, Switzerland, Canada, Germany, Spain (YES), and other locations that makes me squeal on sight due to this fandom. Really? Go watch it, it's hilarious. XD Hmm, they're in that region, good job. As long as you can't pin it down, I'm good. =D Oh snap, I forgot about Flying Mint Bunny. Plus, I can't see him, but Arthur can, so... shoot! He could spying on me RIGHT. NOW. DarkaMoon. Ah, the DSi. How we love thee so. Im Yong-Soo: You know it, da-ze! Of COURSE pretty women originated in Korea, it's a lie for anyone to say otherwise! That's right Gilbert, I'm looking at you! You have no idea how much I love crack pairings. Recently, I've been obsessed with CRC, which is a Matilda x Ivan x Yao complete love triangle. Why do I say complete? Well, because NORMAL love triangles are only three people in two relationships. And normality is SO overrated. NorCan? ... [/sighs] I really love you all, but my readers are giving me WAY too many ideas. Like, seriously. I want to write THAT now. I need a fanfiction for all of these random moments. Falling up stairs. I have mastered that amazing ability. Take THAT, Arthur. Really? ^^ My best friend is our Russia. Hilarious, since I'm like her complete opposite in both Hetalia and in real life. :) No, you're not rambling. I don't mind. FranceGirl. Arthur Kirkland: [/sigh] I'm not enjoying this... wait. You think that? Jean... [/blushes] W-Whatever, just HELP me so I can retrieve my book from her clutches. ... Greece. Hera. Someone's said that before, so it must have some merit... I'm going to have to look into this more, thank you, Jeanette. [/kisses her cheek] That's pretty much what happened. Yao was trying to block one of Arthur's attacks while trying to attack him at the same time. However, he let down his defenses in order to do this, so Arthur punched him right under his jaw and pretty much knocked him out. But Yao was in the middle of roundhouse kicking him, so when Arthur knocked him out, his foot went limp, and it slammed into the back of Arthur's neck and brought him down. So, they hit the ground at the same time, although if you want to want to get technical about it, Arthur won. XD Arthur will always, in a way, be jealous of Antonio, because he feels that even if he marries her, he'll never be as close to Jeanette as Antonio and Gilbert are to her. Angsty, I know, but that's Arthur for you, love. Meso the Hanyu. Haha, it's alright. I know you what you mean by that. Ivan Braginski: I know you're not me, silly~ there can only be one Ivan Braginski, da? ^^ Besides, I wouldn't be very special if there was more than one of me, now would I? iflip4dolphins. Eh, I didn't mind it at all. I like long reviews. I mean, I'd easily take a few long reviews or a lot of short ones. I don't know many authors who wouldn't. Arthur Kirkland: It's not INEDIBLE. Aisling actually tried one of my scones before and she enjoyed it! ... ... Alright, so she was sick afterward... for three or four days, but... STILL. It's not inedible! Alright, alright, what do you wish to look at? Love spells? [/rolls eyes] Well, if so, I'd like to see you try and cast one, oh, yeah, like I'M going to go ask them and get a rum bottle smashed into my head. Please. Hn. I'm happy to hear that. ^_^ Well, it's true. There is no skill involved in tying a fist fight. Yeah. You can't win against anything immobile and in your way while being distracted. Um, I believe that a word called "awesome" is actually Prussia. (Not my words, someone convinced to say this. Wonder who...) Yeah, he does. ^^ I just haven't use him yet. And don't worry, just for you, there's PruCan. Actually... there's also some UKCan but that's because I will eternally be addicted to said pairing. And SuFin of course. XD Adorableness comes standard with this pairing. Oh, of course I'll look for it. :) Hmm. Me, I started with just them having random fun and introducing most of the main characters in the process. You could start by introducing something serious - or semi-serious occuring between a certain few characters and then use the others to explain what's happening, thus revealing their personalities and roles in the process. Try that. XD Sure, no problem, go ahead. =) rae1112. I know that only Lovi's sticking up for Arthur at the moment. I'm trying to emphasize their relationship. XD Plus, they haven't even CONSIDERED the jealousy plot yet, so what you see right now is real. The jealousy comes into play later. I'm trying to incorporate as many OTPs as possible, in fact, I put a message at the end saying that if you have any Ivan, Nikita or Chereneko (Russia, Belarus or Ukraine) pairings, to tell me because, well, I like interactive stories and crack pairings. So I'm doubly happy. I can't stand one-dimensional characters, actually. I like dwelling into the darker secretive sides of people, and even more so with really optimistic characters. Of course, I have to careful to make sure it's not out of character. Matilda Williams: Oh! Norrington, I loved him! It's was horribly tragic to see him die, I was pretty much in tears for the rest of the movie... [/giggles] Oh, true. No, she doesn't. To be perfectly honest, I think he'd be better of with my sister... but I guess I don't have much room to talk, eh? Especially when it comes to love. iflip4dolphins. Arthur Kirkland: Hah! I knew it. Take that, Akane. I shall get my book back, and you can no longer stop me. Unless... you pull an Italian retreat on me again... then I'm royally screwed. The Dino that writes- Rawr. Wow. All 19 in one go? Nice. ^^ Well, here's 20 for you. Hope you enjoy this one as well. Adrian Kirkland: Thanks doll. ;) But I'm impossible not to love. Amelia is awesome (and really frickin' hot, but Arthur'll probably slit my throat or somethin'. Jealous much?), as is Gilbert, Jeanette and Antonio. The only person who doesn't fit in that category is Arthur, but you, darling, know why. Randomanime456. Arthur Kirkland: Modern sirens... that WOULD be just like Akane to send me all the way to Hera's house when she means a firehouse siren, and we live on an island too. So typical of her - let me first clear that notion, THEN I'm going to Hera's house. Randomanime456, NICE JOB. XD You completely derailed him. [/highfives] Jeanne S. Alright. Oh, thank you! I'm only in Year 2 of Spanish, plus I'm learning Italian on the side so... heh. ^_^;; Thank you for the hint! Alice Barden. You know it. That's the only way to end a fight. Xiang Wang: Hm. Thanks. He, like wanted to fight me first, just as a play-fight, y'know? But he wanted to go all, "Oh, no, I'mma totally kick your butt," so I'm like, "Please. Bring it ON!" And he tried, and he lost. Badly. Story time over. MattsyKunTehZebra. Ooh! Do I win Google Chrome? If so, I hereby rename it Google Honda, now able to go at lightning speeds and has Photoshop and MovieMaker as apps, along with World of GameCraft! which is an app to help you make your own videogame! Although, Kiku knows to avoid this due to his experiences LAST TIME he made a videogame, right, Kiku? Kiku Honda: Sigh. Do not remind me, please... GinFanGurl. I can't say I forget the title of my fanfiction, mostly because I remember the song the title's from, so, I usually start singing it. Why, thank you. ^^ I appreciate the fact that you like my story that much. I try. XD Haha. Very jealous. No, it's not abnormal, I'm entertained as well. Jealousy is an easy emotion to write off of, so I love jealousy immensely. One of my favorite emotions. Except... I hate feeling it. Aeden Kirkland: Tch. Hon, you know it. We are an epic-win family, aren't we? SuperA n Twch. No, no, no, stop giving him hints! Bad readers! Can't you all just get it WRONG for once! Chantal Zwingli: Here, borrow mine. [/hands her the gun] While you're at it, go shoot Gilbert while you're at it. And maybe Elizabeta. Then she won't go after Ren - ... Nevermind. Just take the gun. Haha. XD Is that an illusion to Arthur trying to lecture Peter by telling him to watch anime. If not, then I've been watching too many dubbed episodes. Adrian's going to get him back for that, subtly but surely. Trust me, that blow's not going without Arthur being unscathed. The steamroller thing came from chapter 15. Ivan told Madara he wanted to help with her height issue, so he offers to use a steamroller because according to cartoons such as Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry, running someone over with a steamroller doesn't hurt them, it makes them taller. Yes. That's how Ivan's mind works. Epic for everyone watching except them. I'm sure. ^^ Tea&Tomatoes for the win, baby, for the win. ;) Little Patch of Heaven. It's going to take her until the Tsunderes Unite! arc to figure that out. Also doesn't help that she's being distracted by Antonio (and Gilbert, but for now, it's Antonio doing the distracting.) Oh, I know. I found one actually, and I swear to God, I'm in love. Just go search Lovino and Arthur in the character boxes and bam! 12 fics, only 3 in English. You and I need to fix this. :D Um, I think knocking yourself out is pretty bad. Oh, God, the FACE family. For the purpose of this fanfiction, I have renamed them the bevy "The Blonde Quartet". Because there's FOUR of them, and they're all BLONDE. Ahahaha, I'm so damn clever, I can't stand it! Aisling Kirkland: Your sarcasm sucks. Seriously, don't do sarcasm. You're not that blond Swiss chick, save it for her. ... Yes, it's Greece, but Arthur's been too distracted to go there yet, so, maybe I can do some spell-testing! XD Aleksi Braginski-Jones. Arthur Kirkland: Seductive women that lure men to their deaths... hm. Sounds like I deal with that every day. Vocabulary sheet... I may have to borrow that unless Akane surrenders, finally. Ivan makes up nicknames for everyone, it's just... something he does. Especially around people who are close to him, like Yao. ... Although, Yao really SHOULDN'T be, I suppose I have no say in this. Figures. phomma-chan. I'd say "perfect, that means I can hide for longer!" but, I'm pretty sure Arthur's already on his way here SO. I need a new hideout... like... Oh, I have an idea! =D Haha, Arthur's not gonna guess THIS one~! Lovino Vargas: Che. Glad to hear that Arthur and I are the good thing about this chapter. Besides... h-he's pretty cool, y'know... for a tea-loving, bushy-eyebrowed bastard, that is! [/turns away] Whatever, whatever, enjoy the chapter, have fun.
session twenty :: touching on my [3OH!3]
- august 16th
Feliks Lukasiewicz || Laima Lauriniatis: LAIMA~!
Laima Lauriniatis: Oh... it's you.
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Oh, you totally brought along the fanfare and the parade to like, celebrate, Negative Nancy!
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Is it that Ivan AGAIN? Because if it is, I'mma like, fuck his shit UP.
Laima Lauriniatis: Don't say that!
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Oh, yeah, I'm totally terrified. What's HE gonna do? Nuh-UH-thing.
Feliks Lukasiewicz: But stop distracting me. That's not why I IM'd.
Laima Lauriniatis: So... why did you then?
Feliks Lukasiewicz: There's a sale. A SALE. At Hollister. You have GOT to come with me!
Laima Lauriniatis: Of course. -_-
Feliciano Vargas: Okay~! So let's get this meeting started!
Lule Adnan: First order of business, Mr. Vargas?
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Feliciano Vargas: -giggles- So formal~ First order of business is... oh~! Does anyone have any information or people to watch for? ^^
Adrian Kirkland: Well, obviously keep an eye on Lovino and Arthur...
Lule Adnan: Obviously.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: ...
Elizabeta Hedevary: What about... Yao Wang? I see him with Antonio all the time...
(Mobile) Feliks Lukasiewicz: Yeah, but that's like, a friendship thing.
Brynja Stilesson: I say keep a close eye on Maiken and Andersen.
Feliciano Vargas: Maiken and Andersen, Bryn?
Brynja Stilesson: Mmhm. I think there's more than just hate going on there.
Feliciano Vargas: Okay! I will record that right... now!
Feliciano Vargas: Information recorded~!
Lule Adnan: Aren't you and Maiken still engaged though, Brynja? :)
Brynja Stilesson: Oh... right. We are. ^_^
[Lule Adnan and 1 other like this]
Lule Adnan: Nice memory Brynja Bondevik.
Elizabeta Hedevary: What about Ludwig? ;)
Feliciano Vargas: Veh~? What about him, Eliza?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, Feli, you have not NOTICED? XD
Feliciano Vargas: Oh, but Jean...! This isn't about me~ this is about other people first! I want to help OTHER people with their love lives... at the moment, I could care less about mine. ^^
[Feliks Lukasiewicz and 6 others like this]
Kiku Honda: That is very noble of you, Feliciano-kun.
Feliks Lukasiewicz: My God, where is the LOVE button on Facebook? I like, DEMAND a love button for this guy.
[Kiku Honda and 5 others like this]
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Ooh, Feli. What about Ivan?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Hn~ Feliks has a good point there...
Brynja Stilesson: Ivan's got a circle of people he randomly dates on-and-off, so...
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Okay, there's like, Laima... and Eduard... and Madara...
Brynja Stilesson: I think Peter likes her.
Elizabeta Hedevary: Who?
Brynja Stilesson: Madara. I mean... he DID crash into that movie counter WHILE talking to her...
Adrian Kirkland: Adrian approves of this investigation! XD
Feliciano Vargas: But Adri~ you and I are going to work on Tsunderes Unite! since we're related to them, it would make sense~
Adrian Kirkland: Really? ^^ Oh, I'm gonna have a bloody FIELD DAY. XD
Feliciano Vargas: And Kiku~? if we need a neutral person in the investigation as well, I'll call you in, okay? But besides that, you can do your own project, kay~?
Kiku Honda: That is fine with me, Feliciano-kun.
Lule Adnan: I'll focus on Ivan for a bit.
Elizabeta Hedevary: Oh! You forgot Yao and Matilda. In your little list of Ivan's circle.
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Yeah, but it's not confirmed that he's dated any of them YET. Sometimes will totally happen though, because Ivan, like, CANNOT keep his hands off of people.
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Wait! What about Gilbert and Matilda?
Feliciano Vargas: Ooh~! How could we forget that!
Jeanette Bonnefoy: I'll watch them for you, darling. ;)
Feliks Lukasiewicz: YEAH BABY.
Feliciano Vargas: Okay! So, Adri and I are with Tsunderes Unite, right~ Which, is Arthur and Lovi, of course~!
Adrian Kirkland: Affirmative. XD
Feliciano Vargas: Lule is watching Ivan and his romantic circle, right?
Elizabeta Hedevary: Call me if you ever need any help?
Lule Adnan: Done, done and done, darling.
Feliciano Vargas: Jeanita... as Antonio calls you~
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Yes, mon cher? :)
Feliciano Vargas: Gilbert and Matilda, okay?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oui, oui! I shall not fail to disappoint you!
Feliciano Vargas: ^_^
Feliks Lukasiewicz: I'll, like, watch Madara and Peter for ya, Adrian.
Adrian Kirkland: Love you. XD
Brynja Stilesson: And I've got Maiken and Andersen.
Feliciano Vargas: Lovely~! Cupido Aiutanti is officially up and ready~! :) I'm so happy...!
[Kiku Honda and 5 others like this]
(Mobile) Feliks Lukasiewicz || Peter Kirkland: Hi Peter~!
Peter Kirkland: ... And YOU are...?
Feliks Lukasiewicz: The name's Feliks. I'm a friend of Madara's. Like, c'mon, you know Madara. Curly light blond hair, dark violet eyes, sweet little thing with really nice curves? You know who I'm talking about... ;)
Peter Kirkland: Oh yeah! Yeah, I know Madara. Galante's her surname, right?
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Mmhm. Say, Madara, Laima and I were gonna kick back and chillax at the mall, but Madara asked me if I could invite you too. Like, she would have TOTALLY done it herself if she could, but she kinda got all blushy and asked ME to do it.
Peter Kirkland: R-Really?
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Totally! It's like, frickin ADORABLE. But, seriously, get your little ass down here freshman, Madara requested it.
Peter Kirkland: Give me a couple minutes and I'll be there!
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Kay. :)
(Mobile) Feliks Lukasiewicz: I AM BADASS MATCHMAKER - HERE ME ROAR.
[Feliciano Vargas and 6 others like this]
Feliciano Vargas: Meow? =3
[Hera Karpusi and 10 others like this]
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: MEIN GOTT - WTF? I HATE THIS TWILIGHT THORN!
Matilda Williams: Is someone getting their ass handed to them again by Square Enix? :)
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Oh, please.
Amelia F. Jones: If you can't get past the Twilight Thorn, then you need to put the controller down and walk away.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: ... I hate Kingdom Hearts.
Matilda Williams: I'm sure the Organization hates you too.
Amelia F. Jones: That's called BIAS you Roxas fangirl!
[Gilbert Beilschmidt and 3 others like this]
Antonio Carriedo: If a group of thirteen people all get together and have a meeting, but they all take their shoes off, would it classify as being an Orgy meeting?
[Kiku Honda and 4 others like this]
Yao Wang: Kingdom Hearts again? Aiyah, if you all get Kiku any more obsessed, he's really going to get that Kingdom Crown tattoo he keeps talking about...
Kiku Honda: ... W-Wang! Did you have to say that?
Matilda Williams: You have a tattoo Kiku?
Yao Wang: Not yet. -_-
Matilda Williams: Hmm. That reminds me of something...
Matilda Williams || Arthur Kirkland: How's your guitar, Arthur? ^^
Arthur Kirkland: My guitar...?
Arthur Kirkland: ... Oh! THAT guitar. Matilda, you've been hanging out with Jeanette too much.
Matilda Williams: What? It was a perfectly innocent question.
Matilda Williams: At least I didn't ask to see it again. Or tell Amelia where it is...
Arthur Kirkland: Right, of - MATILDA. YOU DIDN'T.
Matilda Williams: Shh, Arthur, calm down. And no I didn't. :)
Arthur Kirkland: Oh, thank Heavens. Otherwise I'd lose my virginity faster than you can say Guitar Hero.
Matilda Williams: Between you and me, I'm shocked you still have it.
Arthur Kirkland: I'm shocked you still have yours.
Matilda Williams: ...?
Arthur Kirkland: What, the self-proclaimed King of Prussia hasn't taken his Queen yet?
Matilda Williams: A-Arthur! Sh-Shut up!
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: I QUIT. I'm going to go play Sid Meyer's Pirates! and raid some Spanish ports.
[Arthur Kirkland likes this]
(Mobile) Antonio Carriedo: Oye! What do you have against Spain?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Spain has all the money in this game. And the hot women.
Antonio Carriedo: True, true. I have Jeanette, you don't. ;)
[Jeanette Bonnefoy likes this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Fuck that, I have Birdie. Right, Mattie?
[Jeanette Bonnefoy and 6 others like this]
Matilda Williams: I'm neutral in this conversation.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Goddamn it - you're not Chantal!
[Renate Edelstein likes this]
Chantal Zwingli: What about me?
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Nothing, Chan-chan~!
Matilda Williams: :)
(Mobile/Mobile) Feliks Lukasiewicz || Feliciano Vargas: Are you watching everyone's posts on FB?
Feliciano Vargas: Actually, no... I'm trying to listen in on Lovino's phone conversation with Arthur~
Feliks Lukasiewicz: OHEMGEE. Like, go Feli, go Feli!
Feliciano Vargas: :D
(Mobile) Feliks Lukasiewicz || Adrian Kirkland: ADRIAN~~
Adrian Kirkland: WHAT~~
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Lovino and Arthur are on the phone right now. See if you can't, like, use your freaking badass ninja skillz and do some spying.
Adrian Kirkland: Oh HELL ya.
Adrian Kirkland: Do mine ears deceive me or is Arthur going on a date with Lovi?
[Lovino Vargas and 11 other people like this]
Lovino Vargas: W-W... Wait. I didn't mean to like that.
Lule Adnan: It's kind of funny that you and Arthur are the first two people to like that comment...
Arthur Kirkland: I swear to God, I ought to call Aeden and make him steal your Lucky Charms again, Adri...
Arthur Kirkland: And don't throw rum bottles at my door, goddamnit!
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: I only threw ONE. And besides, it's that really shitty stuff that Aeden's obsessed with.
Aeden Kirkland: DIE WANKER. DX
Adrian Kirkland: Don't try it - I'm armed and dangerous.
Lovino Vargas: NO BASTARD IT'S NOT A DATE!
Arthur Kirkland: We're going two blocks from my house to get STARBUCKS. That is NOT a date.
Aeden Kirkland: Is that what they call it nowadays...?
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Feliciano Vargas: ? Call what, Aeden?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: Want me to explain it?
Ludwig Beilschmidt: NO.
[Feliciano Vargas likes this]
Lule Adnan: Insert advice, gets rejected. XD
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(Mobile) Feliks Lukasiewicz || Ivan Braginski: What are you doing?
Ivan Braginski: Oh! You're Laima's little friend~
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Yuh-huh. Now, like, do me a favor. STOP MESSING WITH HER.
Ivan Braginski: Scary, scary. Whatever shall you do to me? ;]
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Oh, you don't wanna know. If I tell you, there's no way you're gonna get any sleep tonight, hun.
Ivan Braginski: I'm not scared of you~
Feliks Lukasiewicz: You will be once, I like, sic my pony army on you.
Ivan Braginski: Yes. I'm terrified.
Feliks Lukasiewicz: And guess who'll be leading that pony army?
Ivan Braginski: Who shall it be? ;)
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Nikita.
Ivan Braginski: ...
Ivan Braginski: Y-Y-Y-You wouldn't.
Feliks Lukasiewicz: I would. And I WILL. Now leave Laima alone!
Ivan Braginski: ... Don't you think those are slightly drastic measures?
Feliks Lukasiewicz: Not at all. XD
Ivan Braginski: Feliks is a SADIST. DX
[Feliks Lukasiewicz and 21 others like this]
Eduard von Bock: And irony is ironic.
special agent akane: Wow. I can't believe it. Chapter 20. And it's ALL thanks to you! Alright! Next arc is Activate My Heart which is Ivan's arc!
Ivan Braginski: Here I am, yay~!
special agent akane: ^^ Alright so like I said, next arc is a bit of a puzzle. There is a new character introduced (although you don't really meet them until the end), and it's not someone you shouldn't know. Just take a look at the character's list on Fanfiction. You'll find him eventually. ;) And, in celebration of this new arc, I have one last clue for Arthur so he can find his spellbook.
Arthur Kirkland: You left Hera's house already?
special agent akane: Chyeah. Done checking the firehouse already? XD
Arthur Kirkland: Well, someone suggested that you might be near ACTUAL sirens, and I KNOW how literal and/or abstract you like to get, so, YES, I checked!
special agent akane: :3 I love my readers. Really, I love you so much.
Arthur Kirkland: Alright. So what's the last clue? Or are you with Ivan since he's on FB right now?
Ivan Braginski: Is it Yao? I think it's most definitely Yao~!
special agent akane: No, it's not, Ivan, you just WANT it to be. :)
special agent akane: Well, Arthur, in order to be a true love of mine, bring me parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
[special agent akane has logged off]
Arthur Kirkland: ...
Ivan Braginski: I don't get it. :(
Arthur Kirkland: Oh God, I know this, I know this, I know this... why can't I remember it...?
Ivan Braginski: I cannot help you, comrade... I'm confused.
Arthur Kirkland: Okay, readers, ONE LAST TIME. I'm completely drawing a blank on this for some reason, even though I KNOW I know this - I just can't recall it at the moment. Jog my memory, please? And thank you, for everything, I love you all.
[Arthur Kirkland and 1 other has logged off]
[special agent akane has logged on]
special agent akane: Oh, and BTW - if anyone has any Ivan, Nikita, or Chereneko pairings that you want to see, just tell me. I will gladly try to incorporate your requests! ;)
[special agent akane has logged off]