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AN: stup it u gay fags ("Fag" is a slang word for a homosexual) if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al (She never was to begin with) n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! (Because apparently you can't get evil Muggles. So Hitler was a lovely man with great facial grooming skills?)

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666 (Oh, dear god). I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR (Those people must be deaf. That would sound terrible). The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now (Like the thing you balance on two sticks connected by string? I did some of that in a circus camp. Oh, god, here comes the description). He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid (HAGRID). Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) (How does the steak have to be in order to kill a vampire? Medium-rare? Well done?) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride (Just because it's a Tim Burton film doesn't mean it's depressing. Actually, none of the Tim films I've watched are depressing. Monster's Ball, now that's a depressing movie. P-Diddy is given the chair, Heath Ledger kills himself because his dad – Billy Bob Thornton, who works in the prison with him – is horrible, then Billy Bob finds Halle Berry and her overweight son on the side of the road, then her son dies, then it turns out that Halle Berry is P-Diddy's wife, so she had a really bad day, losing her son AND husband, so she has sex with Billy Bob – which is, eww, disgusting – so she basically had sex with the guy that killed her husband. THAT IS A DEPRESSING MOVIE, NOT CORPSE BRIDE). I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. (So you show your tits and and legs and draw attention to your ass when you know your boyfriend isn't going to be at band practice? Sounds slutty to me!)

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. (So long and goodnight, bitch! *Stabs with a rump steak*)

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. (I think you mean 'concerned')

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! (I thought his name was Vampire? Didn't Vlodemort call him Vampire, not Harry? CONTINUITY!) But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. (The magical wall that just appeared)

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) (*Sigh*)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. (He's going emo again!)

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. (He got some 4Head migraine relief then?)

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (How can you cry wisely?) (c dats basically nut swering (It ISN'T swearing! He said "What have you done?", not "What have you done, you bitch?") and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) (Okay, I'm waiting with breath that is baited) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." (Good)