I think this is where things start to get even more ramble-y and nonsensical. I mean, even more than before, if that's possible. Review! :)

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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off (Oh, you're nice!) and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. (He's the headteacher, he can go wherever the fuck he wants!)

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists (FFS, YOU HAVE NO BLOOD, YOU'RE A VAMPIRE! HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES?). They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak (Someone visited Dobby in the kitchens!) and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! (Someone's got a case of the Bella Swans!) I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly (Sandly? You got dressed "sandly"? What is this madness?). I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. (No, I can't believe you've got room on your earlobes for six piercings!) Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! (Lupin was masturbating to you putting your earrings in? That's SO HOT) They were sitting on their broomsticks.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! (You have clothes on, you dumb whore!) ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT! (No, because you're 17!)" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it (But you're already dressed!). Suddenly Vampire ran in.

"Abra Kedavra! (Is this some type of pentagram between Avada Kedavra and Abra Kedabra?)" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb (Harry's got a womb? That makes a lot of sense with all this emo behaviour, he's probably on his period). I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke (Because of your face) Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (LMFAO, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!")" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk. (But you're inside? And he ran outside? With his broom between his legs? I'm so confused!)

"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!" (He's just a student, with a Giant family! Spare me my eyes from this monstrosity!)

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" (Is everyone a Satanist? I'm getting tired of the devil talk now)

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice (Crisp like the air on a winter's morning, or a freshly ironed white shirt?) as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him (Did Dumbledore shoot him with his wand? I can't remember and honestly don't want to reread it to check). "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. (What? Is this still about Hagrid being a Satanist?)

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly (Trielephantly: the happiness or jubilation experienced by an elephant). "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. (Oh, piss off)

"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. (Clook? A cock cloak? He's rubbing his hands on his boy's you-know-what? HE'S MASTICATING AGAIN?)

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him (This just doesn't make sense. That, or I've given up the will to live). I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. (I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!)

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air (I THROW MY WAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYYYO, I AM A PEEEEEEEEDO!). Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. (Who swooped in singing a gothic 50 Cent song? Honestly, I hope G-Unit hurt you)

"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

"Because I LOVE HER!" (Who loves who? Who even gives a fuck?)