"the internet killed the video star "

[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]

an aph facebook fanfiction

DISCLAIMER:

Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.

I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".

Not much else to say, except enjoy.

The spellbook riddles were just a test. This is where the real brainteasers come in. (This is also where you learn how my mind works.)

Also. I edited a few things with the character directory. I added the following characters: South Korea, Taiwan, Belgium, Netherlands, Seychelles and Liechtenstein. Also, the "-Jones" part of Matilda's name has been removed (because she doesn't really use it) and... I think that's it. Next official character addition will be Australia.

[Alice Barden] :: Really? 8D So cool, I love that picture. The Hanged Man, The Magician, The Hermit, and Judgment are my favorites. Yours? Oh, it's not really about the combo of cards, it's just that one. Well, those three cards each relate to a person important in this arc, although you haven't met any of the characters yet that the cards represent. Hmm. You know what? That's an excellent observation. That fits Kiku as well... not really Arthur or Lovino because Arthur tends to have his illogical moments and Lovino is very emotional (and logic? Ha! Nonexistent 99% of the time. But that's how we love him.) Xiang Wang: I don't know how this arc is going to end up, so honestly, I have, like, NO clue what's going to happen to me, or my family, or to anyone. We're just seriously winging it right about now...

[Yukai yumi] :: Long enough. XD ADRIAN figured it out before he did! (Then again... Adrian gave me the idea.) It's called a Thestral. Persona? That's an anime isn't it? Haven't seen that one. I seriously no nothing about tarot cards besides what they look like, the KHR ones (there's some Hetalia tarot cards too, believe it or not. If I could draw, I'd make some of my own using the cast from this story), and the Haunted Mansion. Heh... if it weren't for that rift, Amelia wouldn't have bothered too much with Ivan, because she's trying to keep her sister away from him. Not gonna work that way, Amelia, but at this point she probably knows... Chereneko Braginski: A dead body? Really? My... what kind of things is Akane throwing us into? I don't know the answer to the riddle - probably the reason, she has me answering this... but, that's a good guess. I have no idea though... but the answer's under these responses. Check there, I suppose. ^^

[natcat5] :: Ushishishi~ My love for you increases ten-fold, principessa... :) Mukuro's one of my favorite characters, he's amazing. He's definitely in the Top 5. (Plus, whenever my friends and I get together and do Reborn! plays and whatnot, I'm usually Mukuro, when I'm not being Belphegor. XD) It'll probably show up a few times, like with the Kingdom Hearts reference. ^^ Yeah, I almost hate doing that to the both of them, but... it's for the plot. It's because they both got so heavily under the other's skin so they're quite agitated with each other. Plus, Ivan didn't lash out like he usually does. If he had, this would be a normal situation, but Ivan's trying to control his rage. There's a reason for it, and it'll also be explained in this arc. Yao Wang: Arthur being worried about me... aiyah, it's hard to explain, aru... it's a friendship that neither of us like but can't without. I don't mind it though, aru. At this point, I'm used to it. As is he.

[iflip4dolphins] :: You don't have to guess (but that would be nice XD), I just want you all to enjoy it. This chapter's question is easier, because you don't have to go to an outside source to look anything up. It's all in the chapter. Nothing wrong with that, right? Wait - let me consult my crystal ball. [/opens random closet and retrieves ball] Oh yes... I definitely see something... and it looks like there will be RusAme in your future! ... Well, okay, I could have just told you that, the crystal ball wasn't necessary. [/throws crystal ball across the room] ... Good thing I'm not superstitious, right? Xiang has a social life, he just doesn't like to admit it. I mean, he has Yong-Soo, and Kiku and Peter and Brynja... ;) Especially Bryn. Oh, well thank you. :) They both kind of hit a tender spot with each other, so for the moment they're kind of ticked, but they're more angry with themselves than they are at the other person. Because Matilda feels she shouldn't have let her emotions get out of control like that (to her, that's basically sinking down to Amelia's level, which she doesn't want to do) and Ivan feels bad enough for instigating the fight in the first place that he withdrew from it completely. If he does that, he thinks, he can control himself. It's 13 for a reason and not 11. 13 is a number associated with bad luck, misfortune, harm and in some cultures, death. ;) Because Toni's kinda a ditz like that. And later on when Antonio starts his moping about how his little tomatino hates him, we get to kick back and laugh and go, "Hello? He DOES care! You just ignored him when he said he did!" Besides, I like moments like those, when the audience knows more than the characters do, and eve more so vice versa. It makes the whole ordeal far more fun. I have her in the character directory now! So, yeah, she's official! :) Say hi, Liane~! Liane Zwingli: O-Oh! I can say something now? Um... okay. ... Hi. ^^ I'm Liane... Chantal's younger sister. I'm a freshman in high school too, with Peter and Xiang and Tino. Although my big sister's really protective of me, I don't mind it. I love my big sister. :) And I watch out for her too (because sometimes she can get a little... bestial. Hn. It's true though! But only sometimes. Other times, she's a very, very sweet girl.)

[SuperA n Twch] :: Just take a deep breath and calm down. Set the controller down and try again. See? Easy as pie. :) Um... wait. Which one is your answer? I mean... I don't believe in tarot cards either, but I used them for this fanfiction. And it's kinda not hard... (to me though, I asked a friend of mine to guess and she had no clue, so... but I mean, it's solvable. People have gotten it so far.) I'm trying not to sound condescending when I say that, but I mean, I actually made it a lot harder when I started. Matilda Williams: Comforting? Oh... maple, y-you don't need to comfort me, I'm fine. It was just a - stupid... pointless... argument. Really. There's nothing wrong, okay? You don't have to worry... Hahaha, Cliffhanger and his loyal sidekicks of doom Suspense, Irony and Foreshadowing has resurrected themselves! No chapter past this one is safe from their wrath. XD

[FranceGirl] :: Why do you feel responsible? You didn't steal it. I did. XD Maybe because you refused to help him at a point? Trust me, I'm not complaining. Good guess. Although, it ends up that the Devil is more affecting Ivan, because in Ivan's point of view, the Devil is actually a person in his past. Although in that person's point of view, a certain three people actually make up the Devil card. It'll make more sense as the story progresses. Angst. Because romance cannot exist without it. I have yet to find romance that doesn't have it. Actually, a lot of pairings in this show can get really angsty. Like, as you can see on my profile page, I have a love for love triangles. However, there are certain pairings that if you make into a love triangle or threesome, it will become quite angsty. Best example is Italy x Germany x Romano. Try to put all three of them together in the same universe and see if angst doesn't rer its ugly head in their somewhere. Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, yes they do. It's almost disappointing how universal that pairing is... and I do not understand it! Amelia and Arthur have NO chemistry! Whatsoever! It is a flase, dry attempt at affection, and if I have any such say in this, I am nauseated by it. ... Someone's dramatic. ^^ Oh well. When it comes to Jean, don't try and prove her wrong when it comes to the laws of l'amour...

[andthenshesaid] :: I know. It's usually the same people with one or two new ones thrown in. Oh, my darling readers/writers curing writer's block? They do that for me! :) So yeah, you all ARE sheerly godly in ever retrospect. Don't deny it. ;D A story a month, huh? Dreams start small - and have to start somewhere. Oh, God, I know. I went through a EnglandChina faze a while back, and I'm obviously not completely over it. I swear to God, they have the best friendship in existence. It's like a rivarly, a relationship, and a dire need to be around the other person, regardless of that fact that they can't stand each other half the time. It's like Arthur and his family! XD They love each other, way deep down inside. Skeletons? ^_^ All I'm going to say on that~ Amelia F. Jones: I KNOW! But you know I don't mind the AkuRoku thing, I'm a shipper too. That pairing was so supposed to be canon, did you know that? Only Disney kinda went, "Um, no." Which sucks. BUT seriously? If Riku's not with Sora or Xion, he's with an OC. Like, what the heck. Apparently the word "originality" does not exist in the KH archive.

[Rue-the-Marauder] :: Ivan Braginski: Actually, a horse CAN be under a lake, silly little Marauder. :) Just not in the way you may think. For this you must think outside the box, da? Thinking ouside the box is always, always a good thing. But no~ it is not a crown... although... I wish it had been just a crown...

[Lydiacatfish] :: I'll probably put the link up on my profile to the pictures for this arc, because this isn't the last time we deal with tarot cards (the person behind all this loves them. It's a little headcanon of mine that he prefers to have an idea about his own fate at all times. If not, he doesn't feel like he's in control). Yeah, I've sen the Hetalia ones. They're pretty cool, but I honestly love the KHR one more. Maybe because Gokudera's the Magician, Mukuro's the Wheel of Fortune, Fon is the Hanged Man (and that picture of his is BEAUTIFUL, by the way) and Kyoya is Judgment. Death isn't a scary-LOOKING card, but if you pull out the Death tarot card on someone who's a fan of such things, they will shudder impulsively. Plus, try dreaming about them. Dreaming about tarot cards (which funny enough has been happening to me recently) is not exactly fun. I personally don't mind the overanalyzation. :) I do it all the time. Feliciano Vargas: Veh~ a flag? Like mine? [/waves around flag] I don't think it's a flag though, but you're close~! You got the card right, so yay~! =D You deserve a hug for that! [/hugs her]

[FrostWhisker] :: Yeah, I got completely into rant mode there. That's because all of my frienda are like "FF8 was amazing!" and I, as an author, want to rip out my hair, braid it and strangle myself. Okay, plot is NOT my strong point in writing, but COME ON. I didn't mind Days, it was more Xion that bothered me. I mean, I got all excited for a game about the enitre Organization and I get one about Axel (who was never my favorite character), Roxas (who isn't even a decent Nobody - same with Namine), and a girl who is nothing more than a puppet gone rogue. I was sorely disappointed, but I played through it anyway. Yay! I'm glad you like it! That makes me feel so much better. Hmm. Good guess. ;) So am I, but that because I either overanalyze the really easy ones, or underanalyze the more difficult ones. But I'll usually be close, however, close for me is NOT good enough. Chantal Zwingli: Frost, you cannot die because of a cliffhanger. Unless you are actually hanging from an actual cliff, you're not in life-threatening danger. Really. Ignore her, she insists on being literal 24/7/365. How Renate puts up with her is beyond me... Chantal Zwingli: Just shut up and finish replying already. Alright! Geez. Haha, I'm trying to imagine that conversation now: "So, remember that part in chapter 5 where Arthur got all jealous of Jeanette and Antonio?" "OhmyGod, yes! I am SO supporting FrUK for this fanfiction." "Yeah, but I think Amelia should have him too." "Well, according to chapter 21, there's going to be RusAme." "Seriously? I thought Ivan would end up with Yao..." "Yeah, but knowing the author, there'll probably be some Antonio x Yao first. :) Did you not see her hinting at that in chapter 9?" XD If I am, in any way accurate, I'd be very, very surprised.

[PelicansBA] :: You want a Giripan arc? I just realized I haven't even used them that much in the story, good grief. I definitely need to do something for them. But, yeah, Giripan's a major possibility. I was originally thinking Turkey/Japan, but that kinda disappeared once I genderbended Turkey. Lule Adnan: Well, last I checked I was the only Turkish resident here, so I'm guessing you're referring to me? Nice to meet you. :) I'm Lule, a.k.a. female Turkey, a.k.a. member of Cupido Aiutanti. That's where I am most of the time, anyway. It's taken me a while, but I've realized that there are some pretty interesting people in this town once you look for them. I'm guessing I'll see you around sometime in the future, right? If so, catch me if you can. Lule out. ;)

[Poisonlvania] :: Aw, thanks. ^^ I'm really happy that you like it. :) I'm having exams soon, but you know what I'm doing? Writing this. So, trust me, you're not alone in your exam procrastination (haha, procrastinaters unite, dears). Hera Karpusi: Well... I can definitely grant your wish... as in, for a new update. Hm. I really hope you continue to enjoy this story. :)

[Meso the Hanyu] :: Oh, you flatter me too much. Seriously, I'm blushing over here. Actually, he's usually rather focused. It's just during certain times such as now, when it deals with his spellbook... or his "imaginary" friends... or Jeanette... or Amelia... or as of lately Lovino... Okay. He is a very unfocused individual. I'm sorry, Arthur, I tried! But it's true! Ancient civilizations? (History nerd moment begins... now!) Lucky! I LOVE ancient civilizations! My favorite of all time is Egypt. But Ancient Greece, and the Incas are in my top three. Ooh, and the Holy Roman Empire. XD And the Roman Empire. And 1500s Spain. And 1500s Britain. And 1800s France. And 1100s China. And - okay. What don't I love? (Okay, history nerd moment over. You may now breathe in relief). Oh, God, studying WWII in history was brutal. I could NOT stop laughing especially when a country was invaded... but I really lost it at the fact that Italy of all people/countries had invaded France FROM THE SOUTH in 1939. Like, mygod. That is fanfiction material right there. XD Kiku Honda: Hmm. Your book sounds very interesting. Next time I visit the library I must go and search for that book. Hearing abour ghost stories from other cultures is very enriching. Thank you for sharing this information, I will read these stories as soon as I can. ^^

[Little Patch of Heaven] :: Two in one review session, go! I seriously gave you a plot idea? YES! Embrace it! I love Scarbourough Fair too. It's one of the songs on my electronic keyboard, so when I found that out, I had a fangirl moment and promptly spammed the song for 20 minutes. While Feliks is probably the awesomest cross-dresser to ever exist, I'm pretty sure Feliks is not straight. Although, I'm really not sure at the moment whether he thinks he's male or female... but I'm going to guess that he thinks he's male. Knowing him, I'll probably set him up with Eduard... because I just see that happening for some reason. A little tiny headcanon of mine makes this possible. :) Love headcanons. Oh, totally. XD Arthur and Lovino are so denial for the moment. However, the real action kicks off after Ivan's arc. Oh, I am SO thrilled. One more arc to go, yes! Yes, Gilbert plays Kingdom Hearts. So do Amelia, Kiku, Matilda and Yong-Soo. Yao doesn't play it himself, but he's watched Kiku play it. ^^ Something along those lines, maybe...~ no point in saying so when the answer is right below. Nice observation. ;) I appreciate your input. Antonio Carriedo: What...? Lovino was worried about me? Oh~ and I didn't even notice! Lo siento, Lovi! I didn't even know he cared that much! :) Amelia is in this chapter, and she gets a major part in the next chapter, although she actually doesn't say anything, she's pretty crucial to that scene. So... yeah. No worries Amelia, I've got ya covered, hon. :) Oh I know. We need to expand the fanbase. I'm probably going to write a few one-shots. But we MUST get this fanbase to expand. I will not rest until Tea&Tomatoes is just as popular as USUK. XD Hell yes.

session twenty-two :: smooth criminal [alien ant farm]

- august 30th

PROBLEM SOLVING:

answer :: a skeleton

conclusion :: the card affecting yao is the death card. while all three cards appeared in yao's dream, this one disturbed him the most. this is shown in yao's reaction to arthur saying "It's killing me." and his reaction to hearing about the thestral. although the hermit seems like a possibility, this is disproved by yao's lack of reaction when arthur says "stop acting like a hermit." the signature feature on the death card is the skeleton (which is Death).

question :: who is the deceased person related to?

hint :: despite all of the people around them, there's one person whose emotions don't seem to get the better of them. in fact, they seem to have the same emotion (or lack thereof) running throughout the entire chapter. find that person, and you find your answer.

(Mobile) Antonio Carriedo: ...

Arthur Kirkland: Stop leaving us in suspense, Antonio, I can't bloody take it any longer.

Amelia F. Jones: Yeah, seriously?

Antonio Carriedo: It was a skeleton.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt and 27 others like this]

Ludwig Beilschmidt: O_o

Ivan Braginski: ... How creepy.

Arthur Kirkland: For the love of - WHAT?

Lovino Vargas: W-W-Wh-What-the FUCK?

Matilda Williams: As in an actual, human, skeleton? Are you serious?

(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: Ja.

Antonio Carriedo: Si.

(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oui.

Matilda Williams: Maple... that's horrible!

Feliciano Vargas: Uwah? Oh, poor person~!

Ludwig Beilschmidt: There's nothing you can do, Feliciano. You can't help the dead.

Feliciano Vargas: I wish I could...

[Lovino Vargas likes this]

Gilbert Beilschmidt: The police are going to try and figure out exactly who it is. Then, they'll send me the results. How awesome is that?

[Chereneko Braginski and 30 others like this]

Amelia F. Jones: Sweet! Can't wait for you to uncover this mystery!

Jeanette Bonnefoy: That's Gilbert Holmes and Dr. Antonio Watson for you~

[Gilbert Beilschmidt and 3 others like this]

Gilbert Beilschmidt: Lady, I love you. So much. XD

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Muah~! Je t'amie~

Matilda Williams: Cute...

[Lule Adnan likes this]

(Mobile) Lule Adnan: I detect JEALOUSY again...!

[Jeanette Bonnefoy and 6 others like this]

Arthur Kirkland || (Mobile) Xiang Wang: Think Yao knows about this?

Xiang Wang: Um, no thinking required. I KNOW.

Arthur Kirkland: Tell him about what Antonio found, and note his reaction carefully. I need to talk to Amelia.

Xiang Wang: Sir, yes, sir!

Amelia F. Jones || Arthur Kirkland: Alright, Artie, what is it?

Arthur Kirkland: Matilda.

Amelia F. Jones: ... That's specific.

Arthur Kirkland: How is she?

Amelia F. Jones: She's being extremely uncharacteristic today... like... really. Do you think something happened?

Arthur Kirkland: Wow.

Amelia F. Jones: I know, it's weird, huh?

Arthur Kirkland: No, you know words like that. I'm impressed.

Amelia F. Jones: KIRKLAAAAND~ this is serious! What has gotten into my baby sister?

Arthur Kirkland: Matilda's older than you though...

Amelia F. Jones: ... Psh. All technicalities.

Arthur Kirkland: Well, we noticed that something was considerably off with Yao and Ivan, so the two of us decided to talk with them. She talked to Ivan and I talked to Yao, but apparently, her conversation with Ivan didn't go so well... she was rather upset afterward.

Arthur Kirkland: Amelia?

Arthur Kirkland: Amelia, if you're going to harass him about it, I might as well write your eulogy now...

Amelia F. Jones: You better write a good one then~!

Arthur Kirkland: AMELIA! You idiot, don't tick him off ever more!

Amelia F. Jones || Ivan Braginski: Alright, Commie, what did you do to Matilda?

Ivan Braginski: ...

Amelia F. Jones: I swear to God, if you don't answer me, I'll throttle you. Don't tempt me.

Ivan Braginski: I did nothing to her.

Amelia F. Jones: LIAR! YES, you did!

Ivan Braginski: I am not lying. I, literally, did not do anything to Mathilde. I wouldn't dare.

Amelia F. Jones: What d'you MEAN, you "wouldn't dare"?

Ivan Braginski: Mathilde doesn't deserve it.

Amelia F. Jones: ... You haven't called her Mathilde in weeks, Braginski. What gives? I don't ever call her that!

Ivan Braginski: Nothing "gives". She doesn't deserve it. She deserves to be happy... And I don't deserve her friendship if I can't do that.

Amelia F. Jones: What the hell...?

Nikita Arvolskaya: A skeleton in Baltic lake. You are kidding with me, of course.

(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: No, it's legit.

(Mobile) Antonio Carriedo: Es verdad!

Nikita Arvolskaya: How long has it been there?

(Mobile) Jeanette Bonnefoy: It seems to be a few years at least. No one bothers going by the lake anymore, so, it could have been down there forever if we hadn't decided to break the cycle.

Nikita Arvolskaya: Know who it is?

Gilbert Beilschmidt: Oh, let me guess - you murdered someone and shoved them down there because they looked at Ivan wrong.

[Laima Lauriniatis and 3 others like this]

Jeanette Bonnefoy: It's a possibility. Look at you being all detective-like, Gilbert. :)

Nikita Arvolskaya: I didn't kill anyone yet. But if it matches up like I think it does, I know who did.

Laima Lauriniatis: Keyword being "yet."

Antonio Carriedo: How could you possibly know? Tell me! ^^

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oui. I'm interested.

Gilbert Beilschmidt: The awesome me is intrigued~ Care to explain?

Nikita Arvolskaya: That's for me to know - for now.

[Chereneko Braginski likes this]

Gilbert Beilschmidt: Killjoy. DX

Gilbert Beilschmidt is now friends with Nikita Arvolskaya.

Ivan Braginski: I have a feeling that this is a friendship I will heavily regret ever existed later on...

[Nikita Arvolskaya likes this]

Nikita Arvolskaya: Nothing about me is regrettable, big brother~ you WILL grow to love me~

Ivan Braginski: ...

Ivan Braginski: Odd...

Amelia F. Jones: Yeah, you are.

[Yao Wang and 21 others like this]

Yao Wang: Matilda! Don't be so rude!

Amelia F. Jones: ... I'm Matilda!

Amelia F. Jones: No, wait, I'm Amelia!

Matilda Williams: Thanks, Amelia. Because people remember me well enough already...

[Gilbert Beilschmidt likes this]

Matilda Williams: But, what is it, Ivan?

Ivan Braginski: Well. I usually have a post-it note in my notebook with my Facebook information on it. Since I change the password at least once every two weeks, and since I am blond, I keep it there just in case I forget.

[Feliks Lukasiewicz likes this]

Feliks Lukasiewicz: Blonde joke, LOL~

Ivan Braginski: So I awaken from my nap, and I realize it is not there when I go to open my notebook.

Yao Wang: ... Of all things to steal...

Ivan Braginski: Steal?

Yao Wang: That's the most reasonable answer at the moment.

Ivan Braginski: Not really, Yao-Yao. Try again.

Ivan Braginski: Or, Yao's right.

[Yao Wang likes this]

Yao Wang: Sudden change of heart?

Ivan Braginski: My photo albums are missing as well.

Nikita Arvolskaya: As are mine, brother.

Ivan Braginski: ... And it gets odder still...

Jeanette Bonnefoy || (Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: Are you out at the plaza yet?

Arthur Kirkland: Yes. Where are you, I thought you were interested in coming.

Jeanette Bonnefoy: I'm with Antonio right now. We're waiting on the results.

Arthur Kirkland: Of COURSE you're with him of all damn people... regardless, how do you know you'll get them today?

Jeanette Bonnefoy: We have technology. :)

Arthur Kirkland: Ah.

Jeanette Bonnefoy: And the fact that Gilbert just sent me an IM saying he got them~

Arthur Kirkland: Oh really now?

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Oh, and Gilbert says hello. He also says tell Matilda hello.

Arthur Kirkland: ... We have technology. If he wants to say hello to Matilda, he can do that. But don't turn me into your messenger.

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Gilbert says that's a completely unawesome, pricky thing to say.

Jeanette Bonnefoy: He also asks who's with you again - because he forgot.

Arthur Kirkland: Tell him his memory is pathetic. I'm with... Xiang, Laima, Ivan, Amelia, Yao, Feliciano, Ludwig and Lovino.

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Again? -_-

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Just date him already.

Arthur Kirkland: My God, you as well? We are NOT dating, Lovino and I!

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Gilbert says, and I quote, "Schibe. He's screwed."

Arthur Kirkland: And tell the King of Prussia why is that so?

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Gilbert likes the nickname. And he says it's because you're going to have to deal with the person who's affected by this.

Arthur Kirkland: ... So. What is the corpse's identity?

Jeanette Bonnefoy: He says he'll send you the message personally.

Arthur Kirkland: Alright then.

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Have fun with Lovino.

Arthur Kirkland: For the last time Jean, we are NOT - wait. What's wrong?

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Hn? Nothing, Arthur, mon cher.

Arthur Kirkland: ... Alright, I got the message. Mind if I respond to you later? I'm going to read this to everyone, savvy?

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Antonio says good luck.

Arthur Kirkland: Oh, bloody hell... God knows I'm going to need it...

special agent akane: This is a very no-nonsense chapter, because it sets up a lot of these for the chapter that comes next and a few later on. So... the next chapter will be sort of in bits and pieces because the characters will be explaining the events that occured at the plaza. And naturally, all of the emotions someone doesn't show in this chapter will be spilt in the next chapter. Maybe when he had the chance earlier, he should have cracked... because you can't hold in your emotions like that... I thought he knew better.

special agent akane: See you next chapter, loves? I shall, won't I~?

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