Sorry this chapter's taken a few days to come up. I've got loads of work to do and was running out of chapters to post. I quickly wrote commentaries on chapters 17-19 last night, so you'll be all caught up soon.
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz (Hagrid is a paedophile in a lot of American schools? Half-giant gets around!) r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! (Where did Cedric come from in all this?)
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. (So he told you that you should kill yourself if he dies? No Christian and Satine-style Moulin Rouge! conversation about moving on then?)
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. (Like egg whites)
I stopped. "How did u know?" (How did Harry- I refuse to call him "Vampire" – know his scar hurt? Um, because he could feel it? You horny simpleton!)
"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!" (Holy fruit salad, Batman!)
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" (Voldie is bad but he's perfectly good at it; sex in the air, he don't care, he loves the smell of it; sticks and stones may break his bones but chains and whips excite him!)
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists (Which you couldn't die from because YOU HAVE NO BLOOD! HOW MANY TIMES?). Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz (The frequent clothing and makeup descriptions indicate how hot the girls are). Dumbledore had constipated (Eat some fibre!) the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. (He came into your bed? Like he lifted up the duvet, crawled in and snuggled?)
"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway (Could've fooled me, with your pink fishnets and pink lining in your coffin!), and I don't like fucked up preps like you (Isn't he in Bloody Gothic Words Here 666?)." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. (Maybe he's jealous of your… style…? *bursts into laughter*)
"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. (Did she just ask if the roses were Goths?)
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) (Yes, it is) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! . (If I wanted to lose braincells I would've gotten drunk)
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely. (That's not being wise, that's knowing lyrics to a song)
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." (LMFAO!) Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!" (Io don'to knowo whyo I'mo eveno doingo thiso!)
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. (You said that) Now I knew he wasn't a prep. (HE'S IN YOUR BAND, YOU DAFT DIMBO!)
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?" (Yes, what the fuck is he?)
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?" (K, Dumbledore) "I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. (HE'S TALKING TO EGOGY!) dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back. (Glad to see his head's better at last)
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a (black noose with lace covering it?) black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them (Eww, they sound like terrible shoes! Heeled boots with someone's face on them! You need a visit from your fairy Gokmother!). I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) (So people who know who she is are goths? I know who she is - I had a nightmare about her and I haven't even watched The Ring! - does that make me a goth? No) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
"You look kawai, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) (You've replaced "thanks" with "fangs" many times now, we fucking get it!) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures (Ooh, looking after fur!). He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco (We know!). He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. (They're particularly good finders but also apparently slow in speed)
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. (You're such a whore! "Boohoo, my boyfriend ran away, so I'll fuck some other boy – who used to be my boyfriend's boyfriend – in front of the whole class during a lesson!)
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else. (I'm not surprised everyone was staring at you while you were fucking in the middle of broad daylight!)
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily. (You jumped on him!)
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. (Making a meringue with those egg whites?)
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. (Haven't we done this already?)
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" (S, S, S and, M, M, M!)
SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA (The sisterly bit's kinda… sweet) WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111 (Oh…kay, maybe not!)
HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I (SHE WANTS HER PINK SHIRT BACK!)