Here's an Easter update for you guys! This is a really short chapter that didn't lend me much to write about. I can feel my braincells receding.
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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.
"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily. (I love the teachers' insults! Despicable snobs, mediocre dunces, horny simpletons!)
"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged.
"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." (He doesn't care that one of his students might be killed because he had sex? Really? Dumbledore'd do anything to help his students, even the stupid ones) he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." (LMFAO! That's brilliant!) then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" (Surely she'd get mad at him for saying that?) he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!) (I thought he was bi?)
"Its okay!" (Apparently not!) I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea! ("I had an idea, but it's gone now!" It's HAVE, not HAD! PAST TENSE!)" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair! (You'd think he'd have anti-apparition spells on his hideout, but whatever)
We ran in with our wands out (Hee hee, "wands out"!) just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" (Is it a Muslim Death Eater/Dealer?)
It was….. Voldemort! (That's no surprise, seeing as how you went to his lair!)
Hang on a minute; something's missing from this chapter… WHAT? NO CLOTHING AND MAKEUP DESCRIPTIONS?