"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
Also, for some reason I can't post chapters over 2,000 words. Maybe the internet on my part is just messed up, but... I'll respond to your reviews through the review replier, okay?
session twenty-four :: new low [middle class rut]
- august 31st
PROBLEM SOLVING:
answer :: Nikita Arvolskaya
conclusion :: i forgot that using the language detector would lead to such backwards results. but, it was the last one that got the one i wanted. Сапраўды is belarusian.
question :: what tarot card is the hacker's message written on?
hint :: there is an overall theme for this chapter conveyed in almost every set of messages (found in a certain repeated word). this theme is especially shown towards the beginning, . once you find this theme, you need to find the tarot card out of the three (the Hermit, Death, and the Devil) that is the OPPOSITE of this theme.
Matilda Williams || Yao Wang: Good morning. :)
Yao Wang: ... Why didn't you just wake me up by speaking, silly?
Matilda Williams: Ivan's still asleep. I didn't want to start talking and wake him up.
Yao Wang: Good point. He looks so peaceful right now...
Matilda Williams: ^^ I know... We should get up and get ready for school, now, shouldn't we?
Yao Wang: Yeah, we should. Ivan will be okay, he has Chereneko with him.
Matilda Williams: Okay. Let's be quiet though.
Yao Wang: Like ninjas?
Matilda Williams: :) Exactly like ninjas.
Adrian Kirkland: Is still trying to pry Amelia off of my bed...
[Jeanette Bonnefoy and 6 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: You're trying to do WHAT?
Aeden Kirkland: Get some, Adri, get some. ;)
[Adrian Kirkland and 2 others like this]
Adrian Kirkland: Amelia came over to my house, got pissed drunk, and passed out on my bed.
[Maiken Bondevik likes this]
Matilda Williams: You let my sister get that drunk, Adrian? -_-
Adrian Kirkland: She'd throw a fit if I tried to stop her, lass! Otherwise I wouldn't have!
Kiku Honda: Adrian-san, you must try to wake her.
Adrian Kirkland: I'm trying to knock her up right now!
[Antonio Carriedo and 12 others like this]
Ivan Braginski: ... Ivan does not approve at ALL. :(
[Feliciano Vargas and 8 others like this]
Matilda Williams: Oh. Okay. Just keep trying Adrian.
Kiku Honda: W-What? I - I am sorry, Adrian-san, that must have been a typo...
Andersen Densen: That's the worst damn typo I'VE even seen, then!
[Maiken Bondevik and 10 others like this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Birdie. DID YOU NOT JUST READ THAT?
Adrian Kirkland: Damn, I forget that I'm in America... "knocking someone up" in Britain means to wake them up. THAT'S what I'm trying to say.
Ivan Braginski: Oh, Adrian~ You better be glad that was simply a misused statement...
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Oh! But, Birdie, you're not a Brit. How do you know that?
Matilda Williams: Arthur. ^^
Im Yong-Soo: Aww~ Chereneko's not here today... he's my science partner! He actually makes it fun!
[Yao Wang and 3 others like this]
Liane Zwingli: Neither Chereneko nor Ivan nor Nikita are coming today. I just asked.
Chantal Zwingli: Didn't I TELL you not to associate yourself with that creeper?
Liane Zwingli: But... I like our relationship big sister... I-It's nice... It's like the one you have with Renate. ^^
[Gilbert Beilschmidt and 12 others like this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Mein Gott, she's so cute and innocent. XD
Renate Edelstein || Chantal Zwingli: I am as shocked as you are...
Chantal Zwingli: I didn't know they were dating... Did you?
Renate Edelstein: If I did, I wouldn't be surprised.
Chantal Zwingli: Oh. Renate.
Chantal Zwingli: She thinks we're friends.
Renate Edelstein: ... I don't know whether to be relieved at how innocent and naive she is or to be in awe that someone can actually be that innocent and naive.
Chantal Zwingli: I pick C) All of the above.
Renate Edelstein: Excellent choice.
Yao Wang || Matilda Williams: Should I tell Ivan about the stalker/creeper/thief?
Matilda Williams: Not right now, I don't think. It's probably a bad time...
Yao Wang: But... How am I supposed to concentrate when I am in complete fear for his life!
Yao Wang: And yours.
Yao Wang: And mine as well, now that I think about it.
Matilda Williams: Well, he hasn't contacted you yet so...
Yao Wang: Do you think we're overthinking this? I mean... it could be an old friend...
Matilda Williams: Or a long-lost relative?
Yao Wang: Or a past love?
Matilda Williams: Yes! It could very well be!
Matilda Williams: Are you still worried?
Yao Wang: Not anymore, no. :)
Ivan Braginski || Thanatos Winter: Than, it's me. As in, not Ivan. Did you put the card on his locker?
Thanatos Winter: Yup.
Ivan Braginski: Has he noticed?
Thanatos Winter: Not yet. According to your notes though, he tends to leave the cafeteria early to get his books from his locker, so he'll see it soon.
Ivan Braginski: Good.
Thanatos Winter: But why do I have to be the one stalking him?
Ivan Braginski: Because I'm watching the Braginski house and I can't be in two places at once... um, duh, Thanatos.
Thanatos Winter: Wish you could. I don't WANT to see Nikita again. I don't like him.
Ivan Braginski: If this goes the way I want it to, you won't have to.
Ivan Braginski: Plus, he's not even at the school anyway. I'M watching him.
Thanatos Winter: You're the best big brother EVER... Ivan. ;)
Ivan Braginski: :)
Kiku Honda: Yao's been awfully quiet since lunch...
Mei Wang: How so?
Kiku Honda: He looks stricken...
Xiang Wang: What on Earth could have happened?
Im Yong-Soo: I'll ask~!
Xiang Wang: MYGOD, we're actually related to him, Im, just, like, let us handle this situation!
Im Yong-Soo: No, I can do it! Just trust me on this!
Mei Wang: Let him, Xiang.
Xiang Wang: ... Whatev. Go 'head then.
Im Yong-Soo: Da ze! You wouldn't be disappointed!
Kiku Honda: Are you sure he is going to take this seriously?
Mei Wang: If it's his Aneki... then, yeah. Im can handle it. :)
Im Yong-Soo || Yao Wang: Aneki~ you alright?
Yao Wang: Im. Can I tell you something... privately?
Yao Wang: Wait. I'll tell you in 6th period. I need to tell Matilda as well.
Im Yong-Soo: Okay~!
Im Yong-Soo: SOME CREEPER IS STALKING MY ANEKI, WTF.
[Arthur Kirkland and 4 others like this]
Kiku Honda: ?
Xiang Wang: ?
Antonio Carriedo: O_O?
Im Yong-Soo: Seriously. Matilda, he told you too!
Matilda Williams: Someone left a note on Yao's locker...
Im Yong-Soo: It said, "Blood is red, corpses are blue, those are the colors you'll see, once I'm finished with you."
Antonio Carriedo: No me digas...
Arthur Kirkland: I'd like to see them do something.
Matilda Williams: But the note didn't have Yao's name on it. It had... well, something in a different language.
Yao Wang: Никита.
Nikita Arvolskaya: That's my name, written in Russian.
Yao Wang: It is?
Nikita Arvolskaya: Maybe it was for me.
Yao Wang: I - I don't know... I - I hope not...
Mei Wang: Maybe it was a prank. All in innocent fun?
Yao Wang: How myopic of you, Mei. Because someone would leave a note attached to my locker with a cryptic message on one side and a drawing of a tarot card on the other.
Antonio Carriedo: Which card was it, Wang?
Yao Wang: I'll tell you... But first we need to get Ivan online.
special agent akane: I have a question for you all, because the ending of this arc is going to be interactive. I want to know whether to end it with the hacker escaping OR with the hacker's death? This is YOUR choice you guys, I'm counting on you, alright? Thanks you all for everything - for being patient, for being amazing, just for everything.
[special agent akane has logged off]