OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TRAILER? ACCIO JULY! ACCIO TISSUES! ACCIO THE END OF MY CHILDHOOD!
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists (Depression is a serious thing, but I have a feeling that she put that in to seem more "gothic" or whatever. Like you'd even write that on the internet!Who does that? "Sorry I didn't get in touch with you, I was depressed and slit my wrists"?) PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION (Does she even know that means "poo"?) ADVISD. (Your writing is extremely scary. Shouldn't it be "reader discretion"? I'm not sat here WATCHING her God-awful attempt at fiction)
We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there (Well, that was a waste of time. Or as Tara would type: "waist of tim"). Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was (LMFAO, "the fat guy who killed Cedric? You mean Wormtail?). Draco was there crying tears of blood. (Madam Pomfrey really doesn't have a lot of work to do, does she? Everybody and their mother is walking around Hogwarts crying tears of blood, and no one gets it checked out! "Oh, I'm just crying TEARS OF BLOOD, don't worry about me!") Snaketail was torturing him (Or he changed his name to "Snaketail"). Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" (Another insult for my collection "despicable preps". And "Rid my sight"? What does that even mean?) he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." ("Full stop" he said) he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) (However, Hagrid is a student but he is a paedophile? Sorry if I got this wrong, there's just so many paedos/non-paedos I forget)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail (I would say "EbonyIhateyoucanIkillyou". And she thinks a lot of herself!). I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." (As are you, Tara!) I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. (Like a G6, like a G6!)
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around (Even though he was stabbed in the heart? Yeah, right!). Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly. (But he was torturing your boyfriend and asked you for sex! What is wrong with you?)
"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! (WHAT? HE DID WHAT NOW? Did he get it from the orgasm shop?) We could hear his high heels clacking to us. (Is he some type of transvestite? "I'm just a sweet transvestite, a Dark Lord, who wants to kill Pottaaaaaaaaaah, ah-ah!") So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) (Ha ha ha, no) and a really huge you-know-what and everything. (It is helpful to have a big you-know-what when you're about to have sex)
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." (What? And, have you looked in a mirror?)
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco. (Do you know what she gets up to behind your back?)
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) (Is this supposed to be something someone has said to Tara? Since Ebony is meant to be Tara?) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. (Her life is so hard. It really puts my personal problems into perspective!)