There probably won't be many frequent updates for the next few weeks. I've got so much work to do, I have a report due in next week and my main project in at the end of the month (which my tutor decided to change last week, so all the photoshoots I've done over the Easter break I can't use now... Thanks, a lot), so I don't have much time to write commentaries. Also, the website I get the chapters from has exceeded its bandwidth for this month or something, so I'm trying to find other websites that are hosting it. I'm really sorry, guys, but the end of my first year of uni is within sight and my idea for my project is pretty strong, so I want to do really well on this! Hope you're all doing well, and there'll be an update next week sometime.
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! (You know everyone's gonna flame you harder, right? And that's pathetic, if I haven't lost all my patience with this girl before, I definitely have now!) fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein!
"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!" (I don't even know what she's mad about to be honest. I can't remember and don't give a fuck)
But I was too mad. (Really small paragraph)
"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key (This is relevant because…). It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire (So, everyone in this story is a musician that's "hot"). I started to cry and weep (Cry and weep is pretty much the same thing… check a thesaurus once in a while). I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class. (Biology? There's no biology in Hogwarts! What the hell is going on here?)
(Here we go. Doesn't this Hogwarts have a uniform?) I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters (Those shoes are disgusting). I put my ebony black hair out (You "put it out"? You made out with your hair? Don't you mean you left it down?). Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work (Yes, of course you did, in HOGWARTS!). I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar (Isn't this like transfiguration, not biology?). Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco! (What do you mean, "suddenly"? you're controlling what you're transfiguring. And also, I'm sure there's a law on transfiguring objects into people, that, or it's impossible)
"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." (How embarrassing. That's a conversation I'd want to have in private, but then again Tara/Ebony wants to make herself look good) Then…. he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) (Aww, how sweet… not) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) . (Pierre? Who's Pierre? And no, that'd sound pretty nasty. Pretty much every male rock singer she knows is listed here in order to make a "super sexah" megavoice, I expect)
"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) (Her whole fingers were covered in black nail polish?) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story (Then why did you reference Chad Michal Murray and Hillary Duff if you hate them so much? And why would you have watched that film if you're a goth? That's one of the most anti-goth films I've ever seen). Then we went away holding hands. Loopin (Hang on, isn't he supposed to be in St Mango's Hospital for Fruit Salads and Stupidity? And why would he be teaching Biology/Transfiguration anyway?) shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether (Pfft, yeah, right!). Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether. (Went where? To see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz?)