Here's an update, as promised. There'll probably be one a week until the end of May, I've got so much work to do. Blame my tutor for changing the topic of my work 3 weeks before deadline. Sorry guys. Hope you enjoy this chapter!
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! (Hopefully she can write ANs better than Tara!) Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!
We ran happily to Hogsmede (You? Happily?). There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection (Oh…kay) but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother (He obviously thinks different!). I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots (Leather platinum boots? How does that work, exactly?) with red ripped fishnets (Again, entirely appropriate clothes for a gig). Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena (Enjoy moshing with your "leather platinum boots" and leather minidress! Exactly how many pieces of leather clothing does she have in her wardrobe? How many cows died for her to look like some Satan slut?). We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers! (They deal in death!)
"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them" (But… you're already at the concert? What happened to you last time? When you willingly gave away your virility?)
"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT." (Ooh-hoo, maybe it'll be McGoogle or Snake?)
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" (*surfer/stoner voice* Yeah, man, giving in to the mainstream!) I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?" (WTF's a "Christina"?)
"NO." he muttered loudly. (That's not a mutter, that's a shout)
"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.
"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me. (Why does this guy apologise by singing Good Charlotte songs?)
I was flattened cause (Lu drove over me with a steamroller?) that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! (So you're a goth that only listens to the singles and doesn't get the full albums? That's… so mainstream!)
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. (" OH MY GOD, why do you want to take me out to a gig, Draco, considering we had sex last time that happened? And you're so becoming mainstream by wanting to take an escort, you're becoming a prep! Oh, but now you're singing a Good Charlotte song to me, which wasn't even released as a single, so I guess I should go to the concert THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED with you!")
B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'h ow do u do' in japanese) (I really don't care. Is she Lolita goth or something?). "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) (Yeah! Feel insulted that the illiterate knobhead wrote you out of the story! *whisper* You got out alive, congratulations!)
"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas (That's not gothic). "Maybe Willow will die too." I said. (Who in The Nightmare Before Christmas dies? No one!)
"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak." (WHAT? "Oh, yeah, before I forget, I murdered her and Lupin had sex with her dead body" "HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THIS BLOODY MARY?" "Because I just added it in to hurt Raven's feelings over our little tiff")
"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. (You talked to each other in silence?)
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." (You already went! Voldemort was pretending to be Gerard, remember?) I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."
B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping."
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde. (Oh my God!)
"No." My head snaped up.
'WHAT?" my head spuin (Like Regan MacNeil). I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?"
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all." (Because there wasn't a branch of Hot Topic in Hogsmeade?)
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me. ("Or me". That's just too funny, added on as an afterthought)
"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."
"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly. (Quietly in caps)
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE (That was a stupid sentence) and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."
"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! (Like you guys) Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." (What does a "gothic camera pouch" look like?) He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said. ("Oh my Satan"? Oh god, kill me now)
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked. (I wish salespeople did that in real life)
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?" (Ooh, replace "Raven" with "Tara", nice going on making Raven feel bad!)
"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" ("I don't think I'll see you there… because I'm going with Draco!" so you are going then? And why assume he's a perv?) I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" (What could possibly be going on? And what happened to Draco? One minute he was in her dorm and then he disappeared)