"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
The spellbook riddles were just a test. This is where the real brainteasers come in. (This is also where you learn how my mind works.)
session twenty-seven :: paralyzer [finger eleven]
- friday, september 4th
PROBLEM SOLVING:
answer :: Amelia F. Jones
conclusion :: Using the code, the message is: Roses are black, lilies are white, on the FOURTH of September, AMERICA will disappear from sight. America, naturally, stands for Amelia. Also, the stars and stripes represent Old Glory, which is the American flag.
question :: who is it that amelia must kill?
hint :: The clue is in Amelia's statement, and ALSO in Eduard's description of her behavior once she returns. I'm sure you can piece it together rather quickly, darlings. :)
Kiku Honda || (Mobile) Yao Wang: Yao-sama!
Kiku Honda: I have the answer!
Yao Wang: To the puzzle?
Kiku Honda: Hai. There are two parts... the first is the message. It says: Roses are black, lilies are white, on the FOURTH of September, AMERICA will disappear from sight.
Yao Wang: America again... the second part, Kiku?
Kiku Honda: The stars traced on Nikita's side... with the lines through them. Stars and stripes. As in Old Glory, the American flag.
Yao Wang: Kiku... K-Kiku! Who's the only American in APH and has any relation with Ivan Braginski?
Kiku Honda: Who is Amelia Jones?
Yao Wang: 500 points for you.
Kiku Honda: Tell Matilda to make sure she doesn't leave, Yao-sama, hurry!
Yao Wang: Kiku, thank you. I can't thank you enough.
(Mobile/Mobile) Yao Wang || Matilda Williams: Matilda? Are you awake?
Matilda Williams: Kinda...
Yao Wang: Where's Amelia?
Matilda Williams: She just left... she's swinging by Tony's Cafe to grab breakfast and then walking to school like she does on Fridays... she always leaves early so she can make it to school.
Yao Wang: No! Tell her to come back.
Matilda Williams: Wha... why?
Yao Wang: You heard what happened to Nikita right? If Amelia doesn't come back, the same thing might happen to her.
Matilda Williams: ... Why me...
(Mobile) Im Yong-Soo: URGENT MESSAGE.
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: What?
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: Is this more Ivan-related stuff?
Im Yong-Soo: Probably. Yao said keep an eye for Amelia!
(Mobile) Lule Adnan: You mean Amelia Jones, right?
Arthur Kirkland: Who else would he mean, Lule?
[Adrian Kirkland likes this]
Lule Adnan: As in the Amelia Jones who is NOT in first period?
[Hera Karpusi and 2 others like this]
Adrian Kirkland: Not in first - damn.
(Mobile/Mobile) Feliciano Vargas || Lovino Vargas: Fratello~ why is everyone so on edge...?
Lovino Vargas: Because supposedly Amelia's gone missing. Pay attention for once, goddamnit, will you?
Feliciano Vargas: Amelia?
Lovino Vargas: SI. You fucking airhead...
Feliciano Vargas: Uwah~! Why are you so mean to me, Lovi?
Lovino Vargas: ... Sigh. Feliciano...
Feliciano Vargas: But - But - But... veh?
Feliciano Vargas: Lovino! My computer screen... a news notice just came up!
Lovino Vargas: Tch. Does it really look like I care?
Feliciano Vargas: B-B-But fratello! It's about Amelia, though~!
Lovino Vargas: Mkay. Now I care.
Feliciano Vargas: But I thought you didn't like Amelia, fratello~
Lovino Vargas: It's for Arthur's sake. -_-
Feliciano Vargas: XD
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: I am SO confused, mein Gott. And confusion is NOT awesome. Someone explain this all to me!
[Tino Väinämöinen and 6 others like this]
(Mobile) Elizabeta Hedervary: You're telling me... I left for five minutes to go to the library and pandemonium occurs!
(Mobile) Chantal Zwingli: Welcome to high school.
[Elizabeta Hedervary and 20 others like this]
(Mobile) Im Yong-Soo: Can't say it any better than that! :)
Chantal Zwingli: I try.
(Mobile) Renate Edelstein: Supposedly this has to deal with Amelia?
(Mobile) Ludwig Beilschmidt: Feliciano found a news story.
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: She's not DEAD, is she?
Ludwig Beilschmidt: No. But seven other people are.
(Mobile) Peter Kirkland: Wha...?
(Mobile) Tino Väinämöinen: Oh my God! What happened, Ludwig?
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: ^ Again?
Tino Väinämöinen: :)
Chantal Zwingli: Well, according to said news story, Amelia was walking down Sirius Road and some stranger came up behind her. No one really noticed the stranger following her until they drew a knife. Someone tried to grab the knife, but he pinned Amelia against the wall and stabbed them, and then anyone else who trie to help. Then he asked Amelia is she was Amelia Felicity Jones, she said yes, and he grabbed her arm and walked away with her.
Tino Väinämöinen: Our police force is terrible. o_o
[Berwald Oxenstierna and 13 others like this]
Ludwig Beilschmidt: By the time they got there, there was nothing but bodies and witnesses.
Tino Väinämöinen: Poor Amelia...
[Berwald Oxenstierna likes this]
Andersen Densen: This is Maiken's fault. You probably used some ancient Viking magic to curse her, didn't you?
[Arthur Kirkland and 14 others like this]
(Mobile) Maiken Bondevik: If I was creative enough to think of something like that, I would have.
Chantal Zwingli: ... Where'd Honda go?
(Mobile) Hera Karpusi: Mei's with him. He started hyperventilating once he heard about Amelia... he thought she died, poor thing...
Tino Väinämöinen: Ivan panicked too... he's still holding onto Madara and rocking back and forth...
(Mobile) Peter Kirkland: Why MADARA of all people? I THOUGHT that's what he had LAIMA for!
[Feliks Lukasiewicz and 7 others like this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kesesese~! That is the BEST kidnapping I've ever heard of. So - frickin - sweet. Adrian! We have to master that!
[Adrian Kirkland likes this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Well, without the killing people of course. How un-awesome is that.
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: Maybe we can ask. ^^
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Perfect. XD
Chantal Zwingli: ... I can't believe you two.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: I can't believe you're surprised.
[Renate Edelstein and 22 others like this]
(Mobile) Mina van der Meer: Hey. Everyone's looking for Amelia, right?
(Mobile) Arthur Kirkland: Mina. You found her didn't you.
Mina ven der Meer: She just waltzed into fifth period.
[Adrian Kirkland and 28 others like this]
(Mobile) Maiken Bondevik: Told you I didn't do it, jerk.
[Brynja Stilesson likes this]
(Mobile) Brynja Stilesson: Stop accusing my fiance of stuff. -_-
(Mobile) Andersen Densen: Hey! I'm surprised you didn't!
Andersen Densen: And oh my God, WHY are you guys still going through with that marriage thing?
(Mobile) Kiku Honda: Is she alright, Mina?
Mina van der Meer: She was...
(Mobile) Eduard von Bock: After class, Nikita and Gilbert dragged her over to talk to her. She seemed fine at first, but then they started to ask questions and she suddenly froze and left the room as quickly as she could.
Kiku Honda: That... That is not like her...
Arthur Kirkland: What did that freak DO to her?
[Adrian Kirkland likes this]
(Mobile) Adrian Kirkland: I'll kill that wanker if he did anything.
(Mobile) Ivan Braginski: I don't know... can I try to get it out of her?
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: Yeah, Ivan, go ahead. Let's get this mess over with already!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Oh! Just remembered why I wanted to get on anyway.
Mina van der Meer and 2 others have joined the group APH.
[Amelia F. Jones and 11 others like this]
(Mobile) Antonio Carriedo: Hola Mina~!
(Mobile) Mina van der Meer: :) Hola!
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas: Ne, Gilbert? Who else did you add?
(Mobile) Hendrik van der Meer: Me. And the other prick who lives in our house.
(Mobile) Maximilian van der Meer: The only prick I see here is YOU.
Antonio Carriedo: Welcome to APH, Max! :) I like you already!
(Mobile/Mobile) Amelia F. Jones || Ivan Braginski: Ivan. I need to talk to you.
Ivan Braginski: Oh! I was just about to message you anyway, Ameochka~ what is it?
Amelia F. Jones: I met the person who stole your photo albums.
Ivan Braginski: ...
Ivan Braginski: Is this the same person who hacked into my account?
Amelia F. Jones: Yes.
Ivan Braginski: Odd. Okay, Ameochka, what did he say to you? Why are you so upset?
Amelia F. Jones: What? No, I'm not UPSET. Please.
Ivan Braginski: ... Jones, it is not in your best interest to lie to me~
Amelia F. Jones: Fine! I'm lying. I am really upset because the guy wants to me to fucking KILL someone!
Ivan Braginski: O_O?
Ivan Braginski: Is it me?
Amelia F. Jones: No. It's not you.
Ivan Braginski: Who is it, Ameochka?
Amelia F. Jones: I have to have it done in 39 hours. If not, he says not only will HE lose someone he cares about, so will I.
Amelia F. Jones: And then Yao told me some guy was stalking him and Mattie? God, no, what if he tries to get Mattie?
Amelia F. Jones: Or Andersen. Or Gilbert. Or Arthur. Or even Adrian!
Ivan Braginski: Who is this person Amelia? We should report them to the police...
Amelia F. Jones: I CAN'T. If I do, he told me that he would pay any expense to make sure every person I ever cared for is dead.
Amelia F. Jones: This being the same person who just killed SEVEN people, I'm kinda scared.
Ivan Braginski: I wonder what it is this person wants~ They're devilish.
Ivan Braginski: In all seriousness though! Ameochka, we need a plan. But~ first tell me who it is you need to kill.
Ivan Braginski: Maybe I could even help you~? :D
Amelia F. Jones: It's someone near you, but someone you don't want to be near you.
Amelia F. Jones: His words, not mine.
Ivan Braginski: ... Nyet. You CANNOT be saying who I think you're saying...
Amelia F. Jones: I am, Braginski.
Ivan Braginski: Oh, no, now THIS is a bad situation... :(
special agent akane: I don't know why I decided to introduce them in THIS arc, but I did. So, you now have the official meeting of the van der Meer family: Wilhelmina "Mina" van der Meer (a.k.a. Belguim), Hendrik van der Meer (a.k.a. Netherlands/Holland) and Maximilian van der Meer (a.k.a. Luxembourg). Max is an OC, so he won't have such a big role as Mina and Hendrik, but yeah. Next introduced character is actually NOT going to be Australia, though. Australia will come around for the Around The World in Seven Days arc. The next two characters you meet will be Fem!Cuba and Fem!Portugal. Portugal, like Wales, Ireland, the Bonnefoys (I mean the dead ones), the Hacker, and Thanatos are specialty characters and only appear in certain arcs. Fem!Cuba, however, will become a part of the APH community.
special agent akane: Also, specialty characters won't appear on the character directory, but eventually I may do a little story using ALL of the characters.
Maximilian van der Meer: Whenever Akane stops being lazy, sure.
special agent akane: I'm not LAZY. I'm a procrastinator! And PLUS, I have been arc-planning! My mind has been on constant alert!
Maximilian van der Meer: Whatever, Akane~ ;)
special agent akane: Whatever back. So. you all, thanks for being so patient with me, I love you all. Seriously. And Maxy loves you too, but he's just too much of a prick to acknowledge it.
Maximilian van der Meer: -_-
special agent akane: Adios, loves. XD
[special agent akane and 1 other has logged off]